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Reilly O'Bill Path
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This is for those who are to lazy to think while playing episode 2.
Reilly O’Bill We’re gon’ cyber now. Open up that purty li’l mouth o’ y’alls. You ‘bout to get a big ol’ helpin’ o’ Uncle Reilly’s shawarma. 3===> O-: ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Wha—?! ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Oh yeah. You like that shawarma, dontcha boy? Yeah, go on an’ take that big, meaty shawarma into y’all mouth. Just how you like it, ya li’l tramp. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Excuse me?! ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill It eats that shawarma. Eats it on up! It eats the shawarma and it likes it. It likes that hummus sauce. Go on an’ get it all over y’all chin. Aw, you’re so messy! So messy an’ naughty! ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I’m not sure I’m entirely comfortable with all this. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Oh yeah. Eat that ****. Eat it all up, ya li’l ****. Eat up that chunky man-babaganoush. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Nice talking to you and everything, but I really think I have to get going. Right now. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Go ahead, boy. Stick that there greasy shawarma into y’all Greek pita. You gettin’ all the trimmin’s this time, ****. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ ... **** it, let’s go. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill That’s what I’m a-talkin’ about! ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Yeah, I’m sucking that fat male reproductive organ… ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill (shawarma…call it shawarma) ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I’m sucking that…fat shawarma… ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill You love it. Tell Uncle Reilly how much you love it. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I love it. I love the shawarma. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Yeah… Now call me a fascist piece o’ dog****. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ ...what? ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Tell me how small my tiny white pecker is. Go on, boy. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ You…have a small white pecker…? ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Oh, hell I say hell yeah! Tell me how badly we need universal healthcare. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ What? I… ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Just do it, boy! Humiliate me! ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I…I think America really does need single-payer healthcare system. I learned as much from Michael Moore. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Daa-aang! Slow down, boy. I’m a-gettin’ hot! ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Not as hot as the Arctic Circle, which we are destroying with our lack of green policies. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill What would y’all do on a date with Uncle Reilly? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Fighting for the liberation of a nation I’ve never been to or ever even heard of until last week. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Who’s the hottest TV host out theah? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I like that Jon Stewart. He’s funny, and he’s got that cute Jewish nose. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Describe them genitals o’ y’alls. ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I’m all natural. Unkempt. In fact, I braided my pubes and bum-hair together, put some beads in there and dyed ‘em green. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill If y’all could have your way with me, what would y’all do? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I would shove an anti-war protest sign up your bum until it tickles your prostate. You sissy. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Do y’all plan to use protection? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ A condom made out of chicken skin and sesame oil-based lube. I believe it’s called male reproductive organ™ brand. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill What kinda nasty **** are y’all into? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I like to go through other people’s garbage and sort them based on compostability. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Boy howdy, if my family found out about this… ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I don’t believe in families. Not until gay people have the same rights we do. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill What do y’all yell out when you come? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ I yell political slogans, like “Free Tibet!” Or, “YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO ABORT THIS!” ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill I’m about to come. Will you swallow my Jesus juice? ****************************************************************************** ~*(YOUR CHARACTER)*~ Only if it’s raw, unprocessed, organic fair trade semen. ****************************************************************************** Reilly O’Bill Dang. That was hotter ‘n a goat’s balls in a pepper patch. Whoooo-ee! I’m gon’ send y’all a tubmail! AND THERE YOU GO YOU LAZY RETARD ****S! Bear edited this message on 11/03/2008 3:38PM |
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| Posted On: 11/03/2008 3:38PM |
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There’s actually a line wrong in there. And Cyber-brick put the correct answers on the wiki. But thx anyway. |
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| Posted On: 11/03/2008 3:46PM |
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