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News 9 Ways To Make America A Better Place To Live

Kieral

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I am a devout evangelical Christian and a Republican. Here’s how we make this country a better place to live (this really isn’t copypasta):

Abortion: I don’t believe the rights of any mother should include the right to kill her child unless her own life is in danger. I’d like to see a Constitutional amendment banning abortion except when the mother’s life is in danger.

Balanced Budget Amendment: The ONLY way we’re going to be able to get the government to spend within its means over the long-term is to force it to do so with a balanced budget amendment. If the government wants to spend more than it takes in some years, then it better start saving some money for a rainy day instead of spending it all on pork.

Fifty-One Votes To Confirm A Judge Rule: Our judicial confirmation system hasn’t functioned well in a long time and now it’s totally broken. Quite frankly, I think you could make a case that the Senate can’t Constitutionally filibuster judges as it is, but in any case, this is what we need to be doing.

Flat Tax: Long-Term, a flat tax would do more to keep America economically strong than anything else we could do. It would give almost everyone (the poorest among us would be exempt) a stake in keeping taxes and government spending low and it would lead to a wave of economic growth.

The Glenn Reynolds’ End to Racism and Segregation Act of 2003: I took this one verbatim from Instapundit. “I think the Republicans should demonstrate that they’re taking the country beyond the legacy of segregation by pbuming the “End to Racism and Segregation Act of 2003,” which would provide that neither the federal government, nor the states, nor any entity receiving federal funds may take race into account in any manner in the making of hiring, firing, promotion, or benefits decisions.”

Illegal Alien Crackdown: I’d like to see us: use drones & greatly increased manpower to patrol our borders, crack down on businesses that hire illegal aliens, refuse to let illegals have drivers’ licenses or go to public schools and use the police to help hunt down illegal aliens. A work program that lets millions of Mexicans come here legally to work should be set up to reduce the motivation for people sneaking into the US. Furthermore, to free up resources to deal with illegal aliens, we should severely cut back on legal immigration until the situation is in hand.

School Vouchers: I’d like to allow parents to vote with their feet and their money when it comes to schools. Give parents a voucher for the full amount that is being spent on their child and let them pick the school they want to spend it in. That will lead to competition and a lot of bad schools going out of business while quality schools pick up the slack.

Term Limits: Because of gerrymandering and the advantages of ingreat timesbency, many people in the House and Senate in essence have “jobs for life”. That’s not good for Democracy and allowing a Congressperson to serve only three terms and a Senator to serve two would make sure that we get the turnover necessary to keep our government healthy.

Tort Reform: We are the most litigious society on earth by far and it’s a huge drain on our economy. Implementing a loser pays principle & setting damage caps on the amount of money that can be handed out in a case (among other things) would go a long way towards restoring sanity to our legal system.

Evil Trout

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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

so, come here often?


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****-fountain

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Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

i vote for communism


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Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

the best thing for america is the day i, paraone, was born into it


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The problem with this is it’s all government-sponsored activities, like abortions and votes and ****. The government, especially the Current Regime (I’m sure you all know who I’m talking about) is the source of all our woes. None of your rules would be necessary if we replaced the ****ing government with one that works.

The only reason we have a government which doesn’t work is because John Tyler started the Presidents taking that stupid ****ing oath, which they don’t live up to. It’s true! I have a co-worker who used to intern for Nixon, and she got access to all the white house records after licking King Timahoe’s bum. I know the TRUTH!


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Kelp Plankton

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[Pumpkin Krew]

Level 13 Troll

Oooh look at me Im seasonal

i think the real issue here is the rights of people who have sex with inanimate objects and plants

Mysterymeat

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[The Protected]

Level 34 Troll

BADbum

10th way to make America better: Kill Kieral.

11th way: Make George W. Bush Supreme Overlord

12th: Wait for him to die.

13th: Make an immortal Frankenbush; make him Supreme Overlord (again).


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Macalester

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

14. STFU

InsertCoins

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

it’s an alright place except for the americans


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Cubear

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

umm well some americans are pretty cool people it isn’t really fair to generalise against them like that Log in to see images!


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InsertCoins

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Cubear Posted:

umm well some americans are pretty cool people it isn’t really fair to generalise against them like that Log in to see images!

yeah yeah

nice custom title btw (admit you bought it for yourself)


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Cubear

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

actually no, it was a gift from a mystery person who i think doesn’t like me very much…

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Still, I’ve only recieved one attempted male reproductive organ so… it isn’t so bad


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Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Cubear Posted:

actually no, it was a gift from a mystery person who i think doesn’t like me very much…

i don’t understand why they hate me Log in to see images!

Still, I’ve only recieved one attempted male reproductive organ so… it isn’t so bad

i always get a boner when i look at your avatar, wanna see it?

Cubear

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[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

umm no actually that is pretty creepy you are creeping me out how do i report you for being creepy gross argh eww


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Vagitarian

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[The Flamers of Loa-
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Level 10 Troll

Im a stupid ****wad

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Archduke Ter-
ry

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Eliminate bi-partisanship (seriously, both democrats and republicans are wrong about everything)and legalize heroin

HAIL SATIN

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Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

federal funded plastic surgery for politicians because they have to look good and we deserve the best


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

bump


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

you ar e a giant sac of blbuber lieing in our pee


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