I like when they have just enough fat on ‘em to be nice and squishy.

UR MUM LOL HAHA

Slim chicks all the way. Fat people make me feel weird and I don’t know how to act around them. Looking at their deformed sack of flesh, also known as ‘body’, makes me grossed out then my day is ruined – god fat people are so selfish if they had any feelings they would stay inside but no they don’t have any feelings (it’s true I read it in a book once).

They’re kind of like homeless people (I feel weird around them too) but only worse because they’re allowed indoors and you can’t pretend they don’t exist.

fat peoples woman's genitalss smell like burgers

my woman's genitals smells like roses and toffee apples and baby powder and freshly mown grbum and children happily playing in the street without a care in the world

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

I like a woman with some curves, but I don’t mind thin chicks either, but she aint a lady if she weighs 280. ‘Nuff said.

I like to look at thin chicks naked more than I do the voluptuous ones. But when it comes to ****ing I definitely want a woman who is curvaceous but not obese.

slim. but not twigs. i’m not into fat girls (dated one for a year and a half, the sex is better in my current relationship).

basically, my ideal is: slim, but curvy (girl’s gotta have a little bit of cushion for doggy-style), with maybe B/C breasts.

and my girlfriend does fit that body type. Log in to see images!

Fat chicks may give better head, but their hair smells like bacon.

A slim chick is definitely who you want to come home to.

****ing plebians Log in to see images!