Solitus Posted:

Crazy ****es Who Worship Their Stillborn Babies and Take Family Pictures With Them -AKA- “Little Angels” forums.

I’ve not heard of this before. Ew.

Although this reminds me, on the opposite end of the spectrum we could have a forum for something similar to Childfree, i.e. people who absolutely DESPISE children.

WantonSpoon Posted:

I’ve not heard of this before. Ew.

Although this reminds me, on the opposite end of the spectrum we could have a forum for something similar to Childfree, i.e. people who absolutely DESPISE children.

Something Awful got into a hilarious war with a webring of these psychos after posting one of their sites as an Awful Link of the Day. Some crazy **** had her tiny little barely human looking miscarriage in a little knitted bed/sleeve with the family all standing around. The worst was she MS Painted ****ing WINGS and a HALO onto the thing and had it flying in the sky! We woefully (luckily) discovered there’s a small army of these psychos who began wishing miscarriages and death onto the article writer despite his attempts to be rational and somewhat cordial (as much as you can be when mocking someone). Finally he just responded to one of them with the epic line:

“Your poison womb is making heaven too ****ing crowded.”

To this day, that has to be the GREATEST comeback I’ll EVER read. Needless to say, that didn’t go over well.

EDIT: Just unlocked The Furry Farm!

humblebee Posted:

Oh, and it would be really funny to have someone’s personal forum that has no members, and you’re attacking just him because he’s not cool enough to have friends.

He should hire you to attack it, too. To feel like someone cares about his existance.

humblebee Posted:

Yeah! The story behind it could be that you’re getting so renown for forum pwning that having you pwn his forum might bring him attention. It could be one of the easy missions for fun. There could be a cookie that adds “members” to the forum every time you pwn it.

Hrmm. By that line of logic, then, the forum could start out easy to pwn and then build in difficulty each time you return to it because there’s more members there to defend it from your pwnage. That could actually be really interesting.

Hm… let’s see…

Definitely an anime forum of some sort; the theme could be centered around spiky blonde-headed male characters or something.

Intellectual whores/Parody of MENSA/Bombastic Idiot forum. Everyone here pretends to be really super smart all the time and they all use big words and arrogant speech.

MMO Romance/Dating/Life—the native forum goers are so socially very special that they begin to project their real lives into their games. I particularly want to see this one, so here are some sample (and hopefully entertaining) possible thread titles:

“Does my +5 Shield of Divine Intervention Protect Me From Genital Herpes?”

“My Cyber GF Caught Me Jerkin it to a Female Shaman ADVIS PLZ!!!”

“Chineez Gold Farmers r TAKIN ER JERBS!”

“Im going 2 jump off the Cliffs of Desolation on Red Server 2morro cuz no one lieks me.”

Well… you get the idea.

Kitsune Posted:

An uber-nerd-hax0r forum. They love to talk to each other in Java and C++ to filter out newbs… yah.

Would this forum have the special ability to occasionally revoke XSS or FBO attacks by any chance, considering how tech savvy the natives are?

ravenblooDDarkdreams Posted:

Pro-ana is great, and I think some kind of SA parody forum is a must. It costs you 10 flezz per visit as a re-registration fee. Log in to see images!

I’d love to see this as the final stage or major event for something.

Phlegmatic Posted:

An ezboard that people stopped visiting in 1999. The last post was rumored to hold the purpose of life, contained a valuable dingus, basically there’s something worth visting the board for. But beware, very powerful spambots have carved out a home in this abandoned forum. Unless you like viagra, Log in to see images!

this is great, this is epic. YOU MUST GATHER YOUR INSULTS BEFORE VENTURING FORTH.

and remember kids, somethingisawful.com is a website about monster trucks.

Cubear Posted:

I’d like a forum to do at the end of the day, something where you only get to go once a day, go as long as you can, it’d be an endurance match for the level 10s with some sort of leaderboard for distance gained.

That sounds pretty cool, but wouldn’t it basically boil down to spending the most flezz on stocking up on consumables before entering?

How about a gun owner’s thread? My dad visits tons of those. Log in to see images!

Also, the spambot forum sounds fabulous. I REALLY love the idea—esp. how you could ONLY win by posting code instead of talking.

The meta approach is usually interesting so why not a forum based on these? That aside though I’d have to say a weed forum needs to be in here if it isn’t already.

I realize the game’s called forumwarz, but since you’ve already included a text adventure, there’s precedent for one-offs. So how about we get to flame a blog, do a DOS attack on Sentrillion, and crash an online store?