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Gay Forums we'd like to see in episode 2

Crawling Cha-
os

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

n00b65 Posted:

I realize the game’s called forumwarz, but since you’ve already included a text adventure, there’s precedent for one-offs. So how about we get to flame a blog, do a DOS attack on Sentrillion, and crash an online store?

I would LOVE to be able to flame something like Livejournal. this could tie into the idea of a fandom forum, since LJ is RIFE with large ridiculous fandom populations – particularly for things involving 25 year old virgin lesbians who write gay pr0n about 14 year old boys who look like ten year old girls. And then whine about how their mothers won’t give them money to go to their next anime con.

... in other words yes plz.

(And yes, this was slightly trollish. sorry. I actually am on the ehl-jays, so meh.)

CMI

Avatar: Blonde Woman

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I don’t know if you all have seen some of the pro wrestling forums out there on the internet, but they’re quite possibly the worst.

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Incredibly stupid idea time.
Each clbum should have a nemesis forum, opposite to their values but inhabited by a boss who mirrors their own clbum.

Camwhores – A forum for “Big and Beautiful” people – Boss is a large and in charge camwhore who has all the men of the forum eating out of her hand

Trolls – A forum of stoner hippies intent upon spreading love and happiness to all – Boss used to be a troll until he found the “magic herb” and realized that he totally loves everyone, man

Emo Kids – A forum of incorrigible optimists – Boss is an over-medicated ex-Emo who is psychotically happy… and one missed dose away from becoming an hero

Re-res – A forum of mathematicians – Boss is an idiot savant who, despite being a moron, is practically a human calculator

Below are for the new clbumes mentioned when you finish the game:

Hackers – A forum of federal agents dedicated to cybercrime – Boss is an ex-hacker who joined the feds for purely monetary reasons.

Permanoobs – A forum to help new internet users out – Boss is a happy-go-lucky guy who always helps people out and has infinite patience and an infinite number of stupid jokes.


EDIT: How I see the bosses working.
At first, everything seems normal. Until one poster in particular posts a response that does something unusual… and is specifically written in response to YOUR clbum. Using Camwhore as an example:
“You think you’re pretty, ****? The men here have taste! Bigger is better!”
[Bra shot of a very large, but not disgusting, woman]

Finally, after you pwn the last thread, a new one appears, started by the “boss.” Again with Camwhore example:
“[Username], you ****? You think you sexier than me? Aw no, you gonna get it!”
After that you face the “boss” who has his/her own ego and secondary stat, and uses a version of your own moves. Two examples for each non-spoiler, since I enjoyed writing these:

Bra shot – Big bra shot
Vivid Description of Sexual Escapades – Same, but always concerns a food fetish

Fap – Get stoned
Yo Momma – You’re a Fed

Depressing Poem – Overly sugary poem
Whine About School – Claim School is Going Fine

Drool on Keyboard – Differentiate equation
Hamster Parade – Hubble shot
Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 04/27/2008 6:55PM

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

A forum full of Apple/Mac omg I think different worshippers; a forum dedicated to creepies into BBW (big beautiful women) and squashing etc… Log in to see images!

If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
All Of You S-
hot

Avatar: If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot's Avatar
5

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Ooh what about NAMBLA?

Oops, nevermind, that’s a liberal group so it is not allowed to make fun of them in any way.

In case you don’t know what it is:

http://www.nambla.org

If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot edited this message on 04/27/2008 7:24PM

Lord enjoy

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
4

[eat dinner with me-
tanawat
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Knights of LOL Official Ball Hanger

If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
All Of You S-
hot

Avatar: If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot's Avatar
5

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Lord enjoy Posted:

http://forumwarz.com/discussions

Are you saying a flamebate forum for us to attack? Hasn’t that been suggested before somewhere?

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

elenaratelimit Posted:

A forum full of Apple/Mac omg I think different worshippers; a forum dedicated to creepies into BBW (big beautiful women) and squashing etc… Log in to see images!

Too far fetched. It’s got to be plausible.

Agent Smith

Avatar: Agent Smith's Avatar

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Too far fetched. It’s got to be plausible.

Plausible, eh? just like Denture Chat?

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Too far fetched. It’s got to be plausible.

You are so boring, go talk about goatse and furries

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pve2V469Q9M&feature=related

elenaratelimit edited this message on 04/27/2008 8:39PM

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

elenaratelimit Posted:

You are so boring, go talk about goatse and furries

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pve2V469Q9M&feature=related

I’m pretty sure you’re a camwhore struggling to get out of your troll body. Try losing 75# and we’ll talk. And by talk I mean bone.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Agent Smith Posted:

Plausible, eh? just like Denture Chat?

Clearly you stole someone’s bike.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Marcos El Malo Posted:

I’m pretty sure you’re a camwhore struggling to get out of your troll body. Try losing 75# and we’ll talk. And by talk I mean bone.

Someone took intro to psychology… cute.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

elenaratelimit Posted:

Someone took intro to psychology… cute.

I guess someone did. But not you.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Marcos El Malo Posted:

I guess someone did. But not you.

Running low on things to say aren’t you… Now back to squashing.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

elenaratelimit Posted:

Running low on things to say aren’t you… Now back to squashing.

Please stop flirting with me. I’m just not that into you.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Please stop flirting with me. I’m just not that into you.

I had even made you pancakes, damn. Time to switch to my emo alterego and cut myself while I speed dial my psychiatrist.

Noktorn

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Why not a one-off mission where you have to phish someone’s Myspace pbumword?

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