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ATTN: EVIL TROUT (AND OTHER UNDEAD GENITALS) | |||||||
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48 HOURS
THAT’S ALL YOUR GET
48 HOURS BEFORE THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS… IF YOU DO NOT FIX THE WEBSPIDER BUG THEN MY HACKER ALT WILL HAVE TO WASTE FORUM VISITS OR START MAKING VISITS WITHOUT GETTING .MOAR FILES
OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL WANT TO DO EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO PREVENT THIS CATASTROPHE BROUGHT ON BY REALLY ****TY PROGRAMMING. I THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP IN RESOLVING THIS MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE AND SERIOUSNESS.
SINCERELY,
DR. ANANSI
PS GET THIS DONE AND I’LL WAIVE THE BILL FOR THOSE LAST TWO CONFIDENTIAL THERAPY SESSIONS. THE ONES YOU DIDN’T WANT ME TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT. Anansi edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:00PMLog in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 9:59PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’m a senior in high school and my sister is in 8th grade. Ever since she started junior high she has started to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom perfecting her appearance. This really ****es me off.. first of all because at some point in the ****ing morning I’d like to take the 10 damn minutes it takes me to get ready without having to bang on the bathroom door for 20 minutes.. and second because someone that young really should not be so ****ing concerned about their appearance.. hell anyone at any age shouldn’t imo.
Anyway, the other morning I finally got the bathroom and I decided to go for the early morning shower fap session. You guys know what a struggle this can be right?? Well there I was thinking about some hot Asian girl in my language arts clbum, about to climax, when the little **** knocks on the door and says “is it safe to come in? I need to do something.”
Granted she has done this countless times before and it hasn’t really bothered me, but this time I had spent a good 10 minutes working up male reproductive organ and I wasn’t going to let her escape this great injustice. So I tell her it’s safe, she opens the door and then I whirl the shower curtain open with my red hot steaming male reproductive organ shining in its full glory.
She screams and runs to tell my uptight christian parents who now think I need counseling.
That afternoon when I got home from school she was locked in her room. I knocked on the door and told her I wanted to apologize. She opened it and I walked in, gave her a big hug and said I’m sorry for doing what I did this morning. She accepted and then said “Brother, that was the first male reproductive organ I have ever seen in real life”
At this moment I felt a surge of power and gratification that has yet to be equaled. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:26PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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I LIKE THE SMELL OF MY OWN FARTS Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:30PM | View Combobreaker's Profile | # | ||||||
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I just watched the tv show Heros and I wonder if Peter will be ok. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:33PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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^ I HEAR THAT SOME PEOPLE TURN OUT TO HAVE POWERS AND THEN SOME OF THEM DIE
^^ YOU SHOULD SHOVE A TUBE UP YOUR bum AND ONLY BREATHE THROUGH IT ^^^ LEARN TROLLING, PERMAN00B ^^^^ SERIOUSLY? TROLLING THE GUY WHO MADE THIS SITE? Anansi edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:35PM Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:34PM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted: LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE HAD A PIPE LODGED IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. Log in to see images! I’M SURE HE’LL BE FINE. Shittlebricks edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:37PM |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:36PM | ****tlebricks | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:37PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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****tlebricks Posted: I can’t remember that part from tonight’s show..? Last I saw him his evil daddy sucked the powers out of him. Wylin edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:39PM |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:38PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted: I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT YET. ALSO, I AGREE WITH THE OP. THE HACKER GLITCH IS MAKING ME RAGE AND SHOUT AT MY COMPUTER MONITOR. Log in to see images! Shittlebricks edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:42PM |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:40PM | ****tlebricks | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:42PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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stop posting heroes spoilers We’re delayed by 1 week here in AUSTRALIA |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:42PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted:
HACKERS CAN’T USE THE SPIDER. IT’S LISTED AS UNUSABLE IN THE INVENTORY. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:43PM | ****tlebricks | # | ||||||
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oh right about op yes. Please, my hacker alt need .moar files too |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:43PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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Inertia Posted:
Wow, that sucks way harder than your sister. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:44PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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****tlebricks Posted:
The hacker alt I started 3 days ago is collecting files just fine. In fact, he’s completed like 15 so far to my 0 completed files. I was like wtf when I had bought the software and it didn’t let me equip it, then I pwned another forum and got the email with the software in it. |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:46PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted:
Peter’s a fabulous person. I hope he runs out of the building, then gets hit by a bus and dies. Sylar and Hiro are the only two decent characters on the damn show. Also, that chick that can run really fast is all right. And the cop that can read minds. Everyone else is annoying as ****.
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Inertia Posted:
Claire and her mother go to save Claire’s bilogical mother that can control fire. The guy that’s holding her captive also captures Claire and her mom, then they play Russian roulette and Claire’s mom shoots Claire. But then Claire gets up and knocks the guy out. Also, that Adam guy that lived back in feudal Japan dies. The Petrelli father like turns him to dust and some ****. Also, Ando’s not dead. It was all just Hiro’s clever ruse. Endedrural edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:55PM |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:46PM | View Endedrural's Profile | # | ||||||
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Endedrural Posted:
Didn’t this already happen? oh it was a taxi my bad |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:49PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted:
FFFFFFFFF-
I GUESS I’M JUST LUCKY THEN. Log in to see images! Shittlebricks edited this message on 10/20/2008 10:52PM |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:52PM | ****tlebricks | # | ||||||
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Inertia Posted:
Why didn’t u enjoy her? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 10:57PM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 10/20/2008 11:01PM | View Endedrural's Profile | # | ||||||