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AKKAHZ

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Level 1 Re-Re

Aldo_Anything: last couple of months we had orange bud. I liked it

hippiedude605: orange bud

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: how do i know?!?! i wont even dignify that with an answer

hippiedude605: i’ll try that later

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: because it is, thats how i know

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol many books have said so

AKKAHZ: weed is for pussies

Aldo_Anything: smell it, fruity stuff

hippiedude605: so is u

AKKAHZ: OGs sling eight balls

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AKKAHZ: i am the greatest troll of all time

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hippiedude605: get bent

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am a master troll

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: your lord and master of the internet

AKKAHZ: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are being outtrolled so hard right now

hippiedude605: ugotrickrolled

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AKKAHZ: lmao, you are so deluded you must be aahz

hippiedude605: anyway

hippiedude605: later

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hippiedude605: up your too

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: look at me, im a master troll!

AKKAHZ: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: don’t you ever mistake me for that wanna be failtroll

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol

AKKAHZ: I don’t even waste my time trolling you fwz fabulous persons

AKKAHZ: I have my own site

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AKKAHZ: you are being outtrolled so hard right now

AKKAHZ: maybe you’ve heard of it

AKKAHZ: akkonline.com

Aldo_Anything: it’s a trap!

AKKAHZ: I was hellbanned 6 times today

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: 200 members, reach for those stars, small fry

AKKAHZ: Keep posting. My erection is growing in both length and girth.

Bauzer: p silly IMO

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: just dont see how you FAIL by getting sucked in and replying do you? ah well

AKKAHZ: Green for the money and because you ****es are green with envy

AKKAHZ: of my trolling skillz

AKKAHZ: and e-rep

Aldo_Anything:

Bauzer: lol

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im a master troll and my rep is just so good on fw!!111!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: its like listening to irawr

AKKAHZ: fwz was just stages 1-8 ion my master plan to take over the internet

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: or aahz

AKKAHZ: I started anonymous

AKKAHZ: Next I’ll bring back KPC

AKKAHZ: and fenk

AKKAHZ: and then raid

AKKAHZ: then PROFIT

Bauzer: lol i see what u are doing

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Aldo_Anything: bring back ALF and ur my internet-hero

Aldo_Anything:

AKKAHZ: I don’t get why I am getting so much attention on this ****ty site

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Log in to see images!

AKKAHZ: Then people found my picture on akkonline.com and shopped it onto gay porn

AKKAHZ: and called it trolling

AKKAHZ: then flooded my site

AKKAHZ: and called that trolling

AKKAHZ: I am a RL troll

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: so, what do you consider good trolling?

AKKAHZ: you have to find your opponents weaknesses and exploit them

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: unoriginal insults and just general fabulous personry? cuz you seem to have that down p well

Aldo_Anything: PAC-MAN FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aldo_Anything: °°° ° ° °° °°°°° ° ° ° °° °°° ° °°° °° ° °°°

AKKAHZ: lulz

AKKAHZ: pwned

Bauzer: hes got it down p good IMO

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: thats at least a better answer than that ffff guy

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: who nad no answer at all to that q

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: haha

AKKAHZ: I am surprised people aren’t begging me for BPs tonight

AKKAHZ: They would be so worthless without me

AKKAHZ: and my BPS

YHBT


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AKKAHZ

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Level 1 Re-Re

Bauzer: haha whats worse is i need to TOP AAHZ in the coming years to stay fresh

Bauzer: my last successful forum flamer was a gangster-type. i got it down good too. used him about as long as ive used AAHZ

Bauzer: ppl are baffled its just a switch i turn on and off

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Bauzer: what is truly baffling is how you toot your own horn endlessly

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: and somehow think its cool when its beyond old now

Bauzer: well i started all this ****

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: me, me, me..dont you hear yourself?

Bauzer: it deserves an explanation.

Bauzer: wat its true?

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: everything is about you, man, yeah..

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are master of the internet!

Bauzer: lol you dont get it

Bauzer: ANGRY HOBO = an angry druk hobo

Bauzer: drunk

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: no, its you who really doesnt get it, and its why so many ppl just dislike you, because its very special

Bauzer: FENK= bumhurt fabulous person

Bauzer: look

Bauzer: everybody has their own mask here

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you need to stop the me me me thing

Aldo_Anything: everybody has it’s price HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: serious

Bauzer: i chose my mask to me.. the CHAT MASTER

Bauzer: yes im serious

Bauzer: this is RP board

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see how you are still talking about you?

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: youre a clbumic megalomaniac type dude

Bauzer: im explaining. take it for what u want. ignorance is irrellivent

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: irellevant you mean

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: >.>

Bauzer: yup

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: irrelevant

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: nope

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: suckered again

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: haha

Bauzer: lol this is a place to express yourself

Bauzer: i dont care who does what

Bauzer: i have a long history of intersite raids for ****s and giggles

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see, youre still talking about you

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i this, i that

Bauzer: so? look at the forums bub

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: me, me ,me

Bauzer: blah. you are stuck in troll mode

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: no im trying to point something important out to you

Bauzer: you are not a good role player

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: srs

Bauzer: yes

Bauzer: you suck at role playing

Bauzer: not a troll.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see, now its all about being defensive

AKKAHZ: nobody is rping but you

Bauzer: whos defensive?

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: like gimme a break man

AKKAHZ: I hope you rp as a failtroll

Bauzer: yup

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AKKAHZ: pwned

AKKAHZ: lulz

Bauzer: that word means **** to me

AKKAHZ: the last thing I would ever do is rp on an internet game

Bauzer: its a tool for lulz

AKKAHZ: fine upstanding member of society I made the internet

Bauzer: but here u are

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: the best trolling is just using logic, since you people really are pretty delusional, some of you

Bauzer: lol

AKKAHZ: YHBT

Bauzer: yup good job

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you need to really face your own mental issues there, i think

Bauzer: see yall dont get the internet is a game

Bauzer: AKKAHZ does

Bauzer: when the mask comes off tho… ppl cant handle it

AKKAHZ: THE ONLY THING I GET IS woman's genitals AND MONEY

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

12:04AMAHHZ: who is this bumhole

12:04AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: markchd: what browser you using

12:04AMAHHZ: another poser trying to learn to troll from the master?

12:04AMAKKAHZ: I am your lord

12:04AMAHHZ: go ahead

12:04AMAHHZ: you won’t be able to handle it

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: NO I AM THE LORD HERE

12:05AMmarkchd: Firefox 3

12:05AMAKKAHZ: I have been pwning noobs since you were in the womb

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM MASTER OF THE NET AND A MASTER TROLL

12:05AMAKKAHZ: YHBT

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

12:05AMAHHZ:

12:05AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM SO GREAT AND AMAZING ITS GROSS, YOU ARE JUST LICE TO ME

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: GAZE UPON MY COUNTENANCE AND TREMBLE

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:06AMAHHZ: if i posted a youtube video in my thread you’d **** your pants and run home to mommy

12:06AMAHHZ: i command the legions

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: SORRY BUT IM THE MASTER TROLL DROM HELL, I OWN THE INTERNET

12:06AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I AM THE GREATEST IN THE UNIVERSE

12:07AMAKKAHZ: I command an e-army of newfabulous persons

12:07AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: LEGIONS OF CRABS AND FLEAS YES

12:07AMAKKAHZ: beware

12:07AMAKKAHZ: They know memes

12:07AMAKKAHZ:

12:07AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: BEWARE OF MY GIANT male reproductive organ, I CALL IT ‘LEVIATHAN, THE UNIVERSE-male reproductive organ’

12:08AMAKKAHZ: brb, gonna make another failindustrilsynth cd

12:08AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: YOU ALL ARE SMALL INSIGNIFICANT ATOMS UPON ITS SURFACE

12:08AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: FOR I AM TH GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME AND MASTER OF THE INTERNET

12:08AMmarkchd: Oh God. memes! in my incit?

12:09AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: GOD IM JUST SO GREAT

12:09AMFingerz: 7 vibrating doldoes is now a meme

12:10AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I TAKE A **** AND IT DESTROYS MANY GALAXIES, COUNTLESS LIFE FORMS

12:10AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: YOU KNOW MY JIZZ AS ‘THE MILKY WAY’

12:10AMBiff Weasley: gimme BJs and BPs!

12:10AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: YOU EXIST WITHIN A SPLATTER OF MY JIZZ

12:11AMmarkchd: sounds like a high protein lifestyle

12:11AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF QUASARS

12:11AMmarkchd: Heh, tiny nuts.

12:11AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: WHICH ARE P LARGE

12:12AMmarkchd: sure, you jizz galaxies from quazar sized nuts.

12:12AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: IF THEY WERE ANY LARGER THEY WOULD CREATE MONSTROUS BLACK HOLES THE SIZE OF FRANS VAG AND MANY LIVES WOULD BE LOST ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

12:12AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: QUASARS ARE P LARGE MAN, SRS

12:12AMmarkchd: So I hear.

12:13AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: THEY ARE ALL VERY FAR AWAY ALSO, LARGE REDSHIFT, TAKES BILLIONS OF YEARS FOR LIGHT FROM MY BALLS TO REACH EARTH

12:13AMmarkchd: don’t they go around black holes?

12:14AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: THAT HAS BEEN SUPPOSED YES

12:14AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: THATS WHAT THEY THINK IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MILKY WAY I THINK

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: I FORGET ALL MY ASTRONOMY NERD ****

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: BECAUSE I AM A MASTER TROLL AND GOD OF THE UNIVERSE

12:15AMBiff Weasley: give me BJ!

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: NO YOU GIVE ME ONE

12:15AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: AND BP

12:16AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ok i got rid of the gaywads, normal ppl, you may now talk normally

12:16AMBiff Weasley: AAHZ is Evil Trout’s alt

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: :gunleft::gunright:

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: lol failtime

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:17AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: good enough

12:18AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Evil Trout is akk alt

12:21AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: HARDCOREWHORE: hi there, can i buy you a drink?

12:22AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: an e-wine spritzer?

12:22AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: how are you today?

12:22AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: me, im good tks

12:24AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:25AMBiff Weasley: paynis?

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: veer is dante kincaid alt!

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:26AMAldo_Anything: no, you?

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am superbunny nunchuck troll, your lord and master

12:26AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: pbum the lettuce or else

12:27AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:27AMAldo_Anything: shock the bunny

12:27AMhippiedude605: hey male reproductive organsucker

12:27AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ok you asked for it

12:27AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: :bu

12:28AMhippiedude605: ask wut

12:28AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:28AMhippiedude605: male reproductive organlicker

12:28AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see how i am the best troll of all time

12:28AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER:

12:28AMBiff Weasley: paedoVeer

12:28AMhippiedude605: how so

12:28AMFran: I’ve seen better

12:29AMFran: tbhj

12:29AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am your lord and master, master of the internet!

12:29AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: also i am a master troll

12:29AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i am the greatest of all time

12:29AMhippiedude605: well im troll too

12:29AMhippiedude605: i can be cool troll

12:29AMAldo_Anything: maybe, but the mother was a nerdy fat geek-girl from a state university

12:30AMBiff Weasley: yhbt

12:30AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: see how there would have been an aagz/akk little pile of **** but i stopped it, because i am a master troll

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Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
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Level 36 Emo Kid

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i actually suspected it might be

1:17AM SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: but i was leaning towards the akk side

1:17AM AKKAHZ: you suspected it might be what?

1:17AM SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: heh

1:17AM Bauzer: good. srsly. yall finally get it.

1:18AM SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: then again who knows?

1:18AM AKKAHZ: AKKAHZ is confused

1:18AM AKKAHZ: feels trolled

1:18AM AKKAHZ: naked and alone

1:18AM Bauzer: because you forget

1:18AM Bauzer: i have different personalities. dogreat timesented lunatic

1:19AMAKKAHZ: Log in to see images!

EbynRayvynVa-
mpyrePryncyss

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[Ebyns Academy for -
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Level 19 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

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