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Feature Suggestion for new junk - Hermaphrodite Statue

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

This statue represents ancient trolling embedded in stone forever.

Back during the Renaissance, this statue was carved and positioned so that people who entered the room and observed the statue, observing the smooth underlying muscle, the feminine figure. (This is the ancient world equivalent of porn, by the way- Several Aphrodite statues were made like this one (save for the special bit), to represent female sexuality) They’d move around her, getting excited over her beauSURPRISE IT’S A male reproductive organ.

This is epic, ancient trolling. Should be worth more than Mary The ****.

Edit: Picture is hurr: http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/40340.html

Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borghese_Hermaphroditus

Wangerbanger edited this message on 10/03/2008 4:21AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

You’re a few months late…

Fran edited this message on 10/03/2008 5:04AM

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

That’s okay. I’m merely suggesting it as an additional item, I don’t care if I don’t get anything for it. It’d just be nice to see something I suggested in a game.

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

That’s actually a pretty funny idea. Log in to see images!

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Represents those wacky Greeks.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

a hermaphrodite statue isnt trolling

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

gigerth Posted:

a hermaphrodite statue isnt trolling

It was way back when.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

no back then they were pedophiles and sick ****s who were into **** like that

not trolling

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

they had hermaphrodite gods and people were and still are into weird things

this isn’t a very good junk item especially since you think it’s trolling

Wangerbanger

Avatar: Goiter

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

gigerth Posted:

they had hermaphrodite gods

Dzzt, wrong.

None of the Greek gods themselves were hermaphroditic (Except for the statue’s subject). They changed sex occasionally, but not hermaphrodites.

Wangerbanger edited this message on 10/03/2008 4:24AM

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

lol free bp thanksLog in to see images! Inertia edited this message on 10/03/2008 5:08AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Yeah, greek gods could change sex on will, but that doesn’t mean they’re hermaphrodite.

That being said… although that would be a good idea of junk, I think they’re done with EP2 junk for now. But save your idea – they might do another Junk contest in the future. I remember the first one made me laugh a lot. I think the community would love another contest.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Hermaphroditus was only the son of Aphrodite and Hermes. No, not the guy from Futurama. And yes, son, he didn’t change until the unfortunate encounter with Salmacis.

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