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FAQ So everyone known except me has the I'm Gay! E-Peen

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Yes, continually ask for it. That’s the way to get it.

And yes, I have it. And, me, actually being gay doesn’t hurt anyone. Except baby Jesus.


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Incorrect thread is Incorrect. You must frequently call Evil Trout a fine upstanding member of society to have your player ID transferred to the eligible category.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

I don’t have it either, but I’m a snob, so I don’t need it. I’m above begging for peen.


Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I don’t belive that begging for it is the way to go


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I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I was wondering about that…I haven’t heard of people getting it for awhile, I thought they stopped handing it out. I’ve been trying to play once everyday in hopes of getting it…

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Now that this thread is moved to GRP I can troll it lol

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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’m glad I don’t have it since I’m not gay.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Bumping this because I still don’t have it.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Fran Posted:

Bumping this because I still don’t have it.


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Reinhardt

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

you ****ing fabulous persons

bend over!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

quangntenemy Posted:

OMFG I got it today lol!!!!111!!11!!11!!!11111!!1111 Log in to see images!

Stalker… and a bad one at it.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Fran Posted:

Where’s my E-Peen? Log in to see images!

Up your giant diseased vag, along with the rest of the world.


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Still waiting on my E-Peen btw.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

birdofprey Posted:

****bum, Goddam, tit-bum, ****-bum Goddam, bum-hole bastard, piece of ****, male reproductive organ, son-of-a-**** God forsaken filthy measly-bumed piece of ****ing **** Goddam horses bum. You’re not worth ****. You’re a no good, no account, God forsaken ****-bumed little bastard. Get your bum in there and lean over that Goddam bed, you’re going to get a licken. ****. ****er. Prick, ****er, Prick, Goddam ****er, Goddam prick, bumhole, prick, prick, ****er, ****er, ****er, ****er, **** you, you Goddam ****ing piece of garbage. Go to hell. **** you. Go to hell. Prick. ****er. GODDAMN YOU, you ****er. You worthless piece of ****. Goddam you, you worthless piece of **** of Goddam ****ing ****. **** you. Go straight ****ing to hell you Goddam ****ing son-of-a-****. God Damn You! God Damn You!!! God Damn You!!! You Goddam bumhole son-of-a- ****. God Damn You! How dare you, you bumhole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother ****ing stinking piece of ****ing ****. **** you, you lying sack of ****, you. Get the **** out of my face. Go to hell. I hate you, you bastard. I hate you, you bumhole. You Goddam prick bumhole bastard, male reproductive organ, piece of ****ing rank stinking ****ing garbage that’s as full of **** as anyone could ever be. Get the hell out of here, you ****er. ****er. ****er. Go to ****ing hell you bastard. ****- bum. Horses bum. Goddam ****er. ****er. ****er. ****er. ****er. ****er. ****ER! ****ER! ****ER! bumhole. You bastard. You sick Goddam son-of-a- ****. You worthless little bastard. You Goddam bumhole prick bastard. God Damn It!! God Damn YOU!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!! **** you, you bastard. You’re going to hell. You little Tit-bum. ****-bum. ****er Tit-bum. You little ****bum. ****-bum little bastard. You Goddam little bastard, I’m going to teach you. Get the hell up there. Why did you do this to me? Say!! What’s the big idea? What the hell do you think you’re doing, bringing reproach on the church of the Lord Jesus Christ? I’m not going to put up with your sissified wimpy bumhole ways. Shut up. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. Keep those Goddam kids quiet. I’m not going to tell you again. What’s the big idea making all of that Goddam racket? Say! Didn’t I tell you to not make a ****ing sound? You think you’re so Goddam smart thinking for yourself, when I told you what the **** I wanted. Keep those Goddam kids quiet or I’m going to beat the hell out of all of you, you ****. You bastard. You ****. **** you. **** you, God damn it. I’m going to beat the hell out of you; I warned you and now you’re going to catch it. Where do you think you’re going. Get the **** back over here you son-of-a-**** and take your beating like a man. ****ing bumhole bastard son-of-a-**** chicken **** piece of crap, no good little bastard. What the hell do you think you’re doing, for Christ’s sake? I’m not going to put up with you, do you understand me? Do you? I won’t tolerate this bull****. God Damn you!! I’ll beat the living **** out of you. Watch it. I’m warning you. I warned you what I’d do. It’s your own God Damn fault. I warned you, for Christ’s sake. What’s the big idea getting this family in trouble like this? I’ll beat you until you can’t stand up or sit down. God damn son-of-a-****, bumhole. I told you what I’d do if you didn’t get them Goddam grades up. You little prick. How do you like that? Does that hurt, does it? Goddam it, does it hurt? It better hurt. If it doesn’t I’ll make sure it hurts. Are you ****ing crazy? Are you crazy? You must be insane. Jesus Christ, how many Goddam times am I going to have to beat you? When are you going to learn? Say! Say! Is that right? Is that right? When you are going to learn? You no account little bastard. In the old testament they used to take kids like you out and stone them to death. That’s what you deserve. You ought to be taken out and stoned. At least parents in that time had some Goddam solution to a problem like you. That’s what would cure you. You’ve been nothing but Goddam grief to your mother and I since the ****ing day you were born. I wish you were dead. I hate you. Jesus Christ, I hate you. I can’t stand you. I can’t stand the sight of you. You’re sniffing after some whore, for Christ’s sake. You got your male reproductive organ wet and now you’ve just gone crazy sniffing after that ****ing whore. You hot blooded little bastard. Keep your Goddam pants on and keep your ****ing male reproductive organ inside. Horse ****, bull****, balderdash, crap, lying bastard, son of belial, reprobate. ballamite, Goddam Horses bum! God damn you God, you lying bumhole letting them do this to me. God damn You God, how could you let them do this to me! What the hell do you think you’re doing? God damn you God. You son-of-a-****. Hey you ****, got any good words for me? You better say something or I’m going to kick the living **** out of you. Speak up. Say!!! What the hell good are you? Say, what the hell good are you? What the hell is on your Goddam mind? Speak the hell up. I’ll slap the living **** out of you until you ****ing can’t see straight. You woman's genitals whipped little bastard. You horse manure. **** you. Go to hell. You’re going to hell. Go to hell. ****bum. Bastard. ****. Horses bum. God damn chicken **** bastard son-of-a-**** little ****er, get the **** out of my sight. You little chicken ****. You piece of garbage. You’re God damn worthless. You’ll never amount to a God damn thing. You’re a loser and always will be. You go along fine for a while and then you do something like this to **** it all up. You little bumhole. You’ll never amount to anything. You’re a God damn loser. You’ll end up in jail you God damn deadbeat. Shut your big dumb ape mouth, you look like some kind of ****ing idiot with your big Goddam dumb mouth hanging open. I’ll beat that foolishness out of you. Look at that foolishness leaving him, I can see it with every hit of this Goddam mattock. It does my heart good to hear those screams and see that foolishness leaving. What’s the big idea doing that to me? Say! Why did you do this to me Say! Say! How could you treat me this way? How could you treat me this way you little bastard? What’s the big idea? Say! I’m not going to put up with this kind of bull****. You’re going to get a beating. Lean over there Goddam it. You think I’m going to put up with you? You think I don’t know how to deal with the likes of you, you God forsaken little bastard? We know how to deal with bumhole kids like you. I’ll beat you. I’ll beat you like the Bible says to beat you and you won’t die. Dammit woman, you know the Bible says that if you beat your child they won’t die, so shut your Goddam mouth or I’ll slap you. Do you want me to beat you fat bum? You Goddam hussy. You fat Goddam hussy. You’d think you could give me some Goddam ****ing support instead of always fighting me and causing me all of this Goddam ****ing grief. I’m not going to put up with your Goddam sbumy mouth talking back to me or telling me what to do, you ****ing ****. I’m telling you; Goddam it; I’m warning you, I’m going to slap the hell of out of you; you’re going to catch it if you don’t shut your Goddam God forsaken mouth and back off. I’m not going to tell you again. The next time I’m going to turn my Goddam attention to you and you’re going to be sorry. I’ll cuff you around and give you a Goddam beating. Don’t interfere with my beating of this Goddam bastard one more time. I want this fat off of that bum. I’m not going to put up with that fat bum. If you don’t lose by tomorrow, you’ll get another beating. I want that fat bum off of you, you fat ****, you Goddam fat ****, do you get it, you think headed ****?


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

TL;DR


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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