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Macho FAIL'S FINAL CONTEST: FOR 30 BPs (PAINT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

The idea behind this contest was Hobart Bliggity’s awesome idea (which he stole from a somethingawful thread).

The contest is simple. You control the character (me) by making posts, and the story will unfold however you guys like.

I am changing it up bit. This will go more like Angry Hobo’s first person shooter paint game, except every so often I will announce “X BPs HAVE APPEARED” and the next person to post “TAKE BPs” without editing their post will win that amount.

This contest goes until the story ends, you’ll know when.

Be patient with me since the pics take awhile to make and I can only do so many actions at a time. Also, I have no ideas for the story yet, I’ll do it as I go along.

Anyway, let’s start shall we?

Log in to see images!

I just woke up. It’s dark, I should turn on the light. (hint in url)

EDIT: I WILL PICK AND CHOOSE TO DO WHAT PEOPLE POST IF PEOPLE POST TO MUCH **** LIKE NOW

trolling bad ideas is encouraged.

EDIT: I AM EDITTING THE RULES TO KEEP THE GAME FUN. IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY MAKING STUPID bum SUGGESTIONS OR POST ABOUT BP WHEN THEY HAVEN’T APPEARED, YOU ARE DQ’D

Thanks to a generous donation from Bauzer, this thread will be running for as long as I feel like painting.

FAIL edited this message on 09/28/2008 3:01PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Run around bumping into walls for a while

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Clap on!

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Clap twice.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

FAIL Posted:

The idea behind this contest was Hobart Bliggity’s awesome idea (which he stole from a somethingawful thread).

The contest is simple. You control the character (me) by making posts, and the story will unfold however you guys like.

I am changing it up bit. This will go more like Laguna’s first person shooter paint game, except every so often I will announce “X BPs HAVE APPEARED” and the next person to post “TAKE BPs” without editing their post will win that amount.

This contest goes until the story ends, you’ll know when.

Be patient with me since the pics take awhile to make and I can only do so many actions at a time. Also, I have no ideas for the story yet, I’ll do it as I go along.

Anyway, let’s start shall we?

Log in to see images!

I just woke up. It’s dark, I should turn on the light. (hint in url)

ah ic

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:29PM

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Clap twice

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

interesting but who is getting 30bps? you might want to specify who is going to get what, and why..

-for making a post you find amusing>?

Whoever posts TAKE BPS after he posts X BPS have appeared.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Something_Witty Posted:

Run around bumping into walls for a while

OUCH (I fell back in bed)

NotJoePesci Posted:

Clap on!

Log in to see images!

much better.

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Dance on your bearskin rug.

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:31PM

n00bk1ller

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Reach into the bears mouth.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

maybe I should start by getting out of bed first…

(I won’t be so picky normally, except I already made the next getoutofbed pic)

FAIL edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:32PM

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Get out of bed THEN reach into the bears mouth.

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
2

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Dance on your BED then. >.>

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:33PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Log in to see images!

I slowly am walking over to the bear

(pic is censored for SFW purposes)

FAIL edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:33PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

damn

Fran edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:33PM

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I bring you breakfast in bed. I am clothed only in a frilly apron. Log in to see images!

D’oh! Apparently I am too late; you’re already up.

enire edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:34PM

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Damn.

fat edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:34PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I’m doing the art Fran, I might ask for help later but I’m good now

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Bleh, edited it already.

Go on.

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