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Like sands through the hourglbum, so are the Bans of Our Lives. Log in to see images!

Also- Not-Really-Tom is back already? That seemed fast.

MC Banhammer Posted:

You answer you own question in your wording. Think back to that night, either the bedroom or the kitchen — or maybe even the couch (although that was a bit chafing). Remember any of those when you think of me and “****” in the same sentence, and I bet you can see why you’ll want to great times to the US with me Log in to see images!

I still can’t trust you.

Fran Posted:

I still can’t trust you.

Why? Didn’t I deliver what I promised? Several nights in a row?

And days as well?

was Posted:

Shouldn’t you update the list of bannable offenses? Or is this less than it seems?

Some bannable reasons we reveal. Some, not so much.

this is the most tl;dr thread ever

MC Banhammer Posted:

That had nothing to do with our meeting. That’s because you violated board rules. No preferential treatment, even for hot bods such as yours.

I still don’t know what you’re talking about. Where have I violated board rules? I still see no ban reason. Don’t try to hide yourself.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Contacting me? I didn’t see any other contact before this. Did you mistakenly use “Chico”’s info? That would be funny.

No, I used the cellphone number YOU gave to me. Unless you gave me a wrong number… I don’t trust Chico.

Fram Posted:

I still don’t know what you’re talking about. Where have I violated board rules? I still see no ban reason. Don’t try to hide yourself.

Umm… Lesse, hang on while I find the link. Ah! Here it is!

Fran Posted:

No, I used the cellphone number YOU gave to me. Unless you gave me a wrong number… I don’t trust Chico.

Eep! Oh, sorry, darling, I gave you my work cell by mistake. And they block international calls. I’m so sorry!

Orb Posted:

Banhammer, I am SHOCKED, yes, SHOCKED, that you would stoop so low as to edit Fran’s post to cover your hide! Despicable!

What? What are you—

Oh shi-

Um. Sorry. That was a mistake. Wrong link. I’ll have to go back to the lame Search function to try to find the original post. But it was something like that.

Anyway.

Get out of my lover’s thread.

Fran Posted:

Wait a second. YOUR LOVER??????????

You had the balls to lie to me, ban me to run away, and then edit my first post on THIS thread to say I was bannd because of THAT???????

I can’t even believe I got fooled by you. Well I think your idea of waiting to chill out was good, because now I see how much of an idiot you are.

Don’t ever talk to me again. EVER..

Now there’s the troll I fell in love with. I was wondering where she went, buried in all that emo kid crap above.

Good to have you back. Mission complete.

C- grade. still better than most of frans threads tho