Ash Ketchum Posted:

Burn in hell.

p.s Enoby is a prep.

R I O T Posted:

I am disregard to this term ‘goff’. I can locate it not within my English to Japanese dictionary book. Please description with great honor. A million blossoms!

Well the way this person is using it means “Giant fabulous personwoman's genitals”.

R I O T Posted:

I am disregard to this term ‘goff’. I can locate it not within my English to Japanese dictionary book. Please description with great honor. A million blossoms!

Goffs r peopl who like dark things lyke vampires n deth Log in to see images! n we like moshing n seances. AND WER E NONCONFORMISTS so we dont char wut N-E-1 thinks about us LOL. We hate prepz cuz they suk and there conformits.

Sum people spell it Goth but mostly thats just prepz n Amerikanz.

How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?

Enoby Posted:

I have a webcam n a realy HOTT body Log in to see images!

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You’re ugly.

iRAWR Posted:

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You’re ugly.

As u told us many times b4, ur a gay 13-yo boi so who carez wut u think Log in to see images!

Sigh. So much to do today. Including reviewing Ebony’s latest mini travesty.

Goffs r peopl who like dark things lyke vampires n deth Log in to see images!

and penguins, tuxudos, Black Labrador’s, liquorice, bruises and graphite. The list goes on and on, really.

‘cuz there b-u-tiful.

’b-u-tiful’? What have you got against E’s and A’s?

We dres in dark goffick clothes like Hot Topic Log in to see images!

Black angle, for all your dark geometry needs.

... Like big boots n long dreses especilaly with lots of lace n corsets Log in to see images!.

Let’s try not to get into a long speech about what you’re wearing today, shall we? I’ve already had my recommended dose of boredom for the day.

(But I alwaze rip a long slit in my skirts to sho’

Apostrophes aren’t meant to be used like that. If there was a prison for writers, you’d be on death row.

my legs ‘cuz Im realy skinny

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n sexxxy Log in to see images!

I can just picture what Ebony’s thinking now. “Get it? cause XXX stands for pornography! OHGODWHYDON’TYOULOVEME?”

n boiz tell my I have hawt legs).

Blind ones don’t count.

Most goffs die there hair blak (get it? die insted of dye ‘cuz were into deth n stuff LOL).

”Hey guys! Guess what? I’m goffik! Bet that threw you for a loop, huh?”

And we liisten to wickid musick

’Wicked’ as in ‘Abominations so foul that they make Satan weep.’

Log in to see images! like My Chemichal Romance and Joy Divison n my fav’rit

For the last time, APOSTROPHES AREN’T USED THAT WAY!

band Good CHarlot Log in to see images!

All of the above can be condensed to ‘My favourite bands suck.’

n we like moshing n seances.

Because nothing completes a lazy Sunday afternoon like summoning the vengeful spirits of the dead.

AND WER E NONCONFORMISTS so we dont char wut N-E-1 thinks about us LOL.

Wait, if the ‘goff’ trend is about non-conformism, then why do you all dress in black and moan about preps? Sounds like you’re pretty conformist to me. And you obviously do care about what other people think, or you wouldn’t hate me for stating the obvious with the intensity you do now.

We hate prepz cuz they suk and there conformits.

There you go, see? Always bashing on the preps. What have the preps ever done to you?

Sum people spell it Goth but mostly thats just prepz n Amerikanz.

The word ‘Goth’ as a term used to describe the sub-culture you claim to belong to is derived from the word ‘Gothic’. Note the ‘th’ as opposed to ‘ff’. Any garden variety fool could tell that you’re the one in the wrong here.

Well, there you go. Even when not writing fan fiction, Ebony manages to inspire a certain kind of dread about the future of the human race. I hope that this has taught you all a very important lesson. Mainly that Ebony is a bad writer, and a worse person. See you next time!

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

Ugh, is that girl old enough to be posting naked? (serious post)

She looks suspciously like Liz Vicious, who — according to her website — has been 19 for at least 2 years now. And based on the number of porn sites that feature Ms. Vicious, it’s highly doubtful she’s underage.

I don’t think Ebony actually is Liz Vicious, though. We all know that picture can’t actually be of Ebony; her protestations about how “hot” and “skinny” she is are a clear indication that she’s obese.

What’s really tragic isn’t her obesity, it’s her stupidity and her desperation. Voluptuous women… well, there’s a certain kind of pleasure that comes from being immersed in a woman like, say, Ms. Francesca de Lima Log in to see images!

enire Posted:

Don’t forget guys, Fran is fat. Ebony is fat too, but I haven’t had sex with Ebony. I don’t like Ebony very much.

Hope you don’t mind my editing of your post, but I was afraid Ebony may not be able to understand it if I didn’t.

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