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Contest CLOSED: Can you Forumbuild Forumwarz? 10 BP for the Master of Inanity!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Okay, every now and then (once a week) a Forumbuildr idea pops up for parodying Forumwarz. It always gets voted the hell out, because it’s a gay idea and nobody wants to do it. It would be too damn meta and unfunny. But over time, Forumwarz has grown, like black mold over a truckstop toilet seat, as its own slimy little community. We have a personality beyond what’s shown in Episode 1’s gameplay. We have developed our own culture (in that we are essentially as lovable as bacteria).

So! I want to see subs as if you were building a Forumwarz community forum (specifically, the Typical Posts for it). You may use up to seven ideas per character (regardless of your buildr score). Once we have at least 20 applicants, I will review all the entries with a team of 70CS judges (if necessary, irc deliberation can be made public), and whoever has the most awesome submissions wins!

You are encouraged to use any and all of the syntax options offered by actual Forumbuildr, and you can dumb it down with the Unintelligencer.

The prize is 2BP for now because it’s all the BP I have on me, but if this goes well I may do future contests for Angry Replies, Enemies, Thrade Titles and such, with larger prizes.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

And here I will post winners and stuff so I don’t **** with the first post.

Dang, I am like addicted to parentheses something fierce. Lookit all those parentheses.

was Posted:

If anyone enters, I will add 8 bp to the prize.

That brings it up to a 10 BP prize, in theory.

Orb edited this message on 08/03/2008 8:46PM

ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
34

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Angry reply: LOL INCIT KLAN

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

If anyone enters, I will add 8 bp to the prize.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Orb Posted:

Okay, every now and then (once a week) a Forumbuildr idea pops up for parodying Forumwarz. It always gets voted the hell out, because it’s a gay idea and nobody wants to do it. It would be too damn meta and unfunny.

Yeah, that’s probably the reason.

“So when is Domination going to get fixed? And by ‘fixed’ I mean ‘every member of Ep2Beta banned and their medals given to me.’”

Pluvius edited this message on 08/03/2008 8:21PM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Damn it ain’t gay! Pwning Forumwarz itself is the wildest dream one could have Log in to see images!

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Here goes nothing.

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Preview:

ALRIGHT. NOWE THIS male reproductive organmale reproductive organ CONSTANTLY BEGGED ME TO HAVE CYBERSEX WITH ME VIA TUBMAIL. CANS I REPORT DA fabulous personGET TO THAT HAMMER GUY SO HIM WOULD GO FOR THE ****ER MOD INSTEAD OV ME?

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Preview:

Our klan trolled dat oder klan of fabulous persongets really hard de other day. I tell ya, Forumwarz iznt getting less fabulous persongets everyday.

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[i]Preview:{/i]

I need BPs. I'm offering my bumhole tonight for 3 BPs. So come and get some, fabulous persons.

Travalgar edited this message on 08/14/2008 11:38PM

KOL Addict

Avatar: Sad Face
13

[WeChall]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Enemy:

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Pwn Me!

Typical Post:

1)^&y7283ynjh98@*(!bangbang woot!

2)t(>_<t) stop clogging teh forums!!!!!

Thread Title:

1)Contest for @random_number@random_number BP. Write a fanfic about @random_mod

2)BAN @RANDOM_PLAYER!!!

Angry Reply:

1)I shall now summon the almighty Evil Trout and permaban you from this forum.

2)**** YOU **** YOU **** YOU You made me wanna strip in front of the webcam, Oh why me… you broke my heart… *I^@*&BBJHjbhmmfackya9u8n!@In

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

**** Y’ALL I OWN THE INTERNET Log in to see images!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

in before this thread becomes ironic

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

“I LOST AT DOMINATION, WHY EP2BETA CAN CHEAT AND I CAN’T?”

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

“UNBAN @forumwarz_user”

PREVIEW: UNBAN FAIL

Laguna edited this message on 08/05/2008 6:10AM

InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Orb Posted:

10 BP for the Master of Inanity!

Excuse me, but does that mean that I automatically win if I enter due to my chosen username?

LOOPHOLE IN THE RULES, I WIN!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Excuse me, but does that mean that I automatically win if I enter due to my chosen username?

LOOPHOLE IN THE RULES, I WIN!

No, you are an anomaly and are therefore not covered in the rules.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Because we seriously need an @forumwarz_user madlib, I’m embracing it. Implement now please – that would be outstanding!

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[b]YOU ARE ALL UNFUNNY fabulous personS[/b]

Preview: YOU ARE ALL UNFUNNY fabulous personS

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@forumwars_user is bumhurt.

Preview: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER is bumhurt.

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[quote=@forumwarz_user]This thread is p gay.[/quote]

Preview:

BirdofPrey Posted:

This thread is p gay.

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lets bet on how long it will take for this klan to die

Preview: lets bet on how long it will take for this klan to die

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How the @expletive_swearword did @mythical_character get so many vanilla scoops?

Preview: How the **** did Hercules get so many vanilla scoops?

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fine upstanding member of society ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Preview: fine upstanding member of society ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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[b]mooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooo[/b] :zak:

mooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooo Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

scullyangel Posted:

Because we seriously need an @forumwarz_user madlib, I’m embracing it. Implement now please – that would be outstanding!

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[b]YOU ARE ALL UNFUNNY fabulous personS[/b]

Preview: YOU ARE ALL UNFUNNY fabulous personS

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@forumwars_user is bumhurt.

Preview: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER is bumhurt.

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[code]lets bet on how long it will take for this klan to die

Preview: lets bet on how long it will take for this klan to die

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How the @expletive_swearword did @mythical_character get so many vanilla scoops?

Preview: How the **** did Hercules get so many vanilla scoops?

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fine upstanding member of society ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Preview: fine upstanding member of society ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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[b]mooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooo[/b] :zak:

mooooooooooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooooo Log in to see images!

those are v good, i luld

xXxJUNEGUY1x-
Xx

Avatar: xXxJUNEGUY1xXx's Avatar
2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

some topic titles:

انظر لي انا سبام باللغه العربية. حظر لي! BAN ME!

and

انا اللطخه باستخدام العرقيه للشعب الافريقي في هذا الباب.

oh, and a typical post:

رفع الحظر عن آفاق وغاضب لاغونا

translate for extra lulz

xXxJUNEGUY1xXx edited this message on 08/06/2008 1:42PM

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

BAN @forumwarz_user

@forumwarz_klan is gay

@forumwarz_klan[1] is so incredibly awesome suck my male reproductive organ look at me I’m in @forumwarz_klan[1] aren’t I awesome pay attention to me and everyone in @forumwarz_klan[2] should be banned

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SirIsaac

Avatar: SirIsaac's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Troll

WHSOutcast at gmail dot com

Typical Posts-

“Does anybody know what TSB’s new name change is going to be?”

”@forumwarz_User is @forumwarz_user’s multi”

“Ban ILLEGAL_MULTI @random_number @random_number”

xXxJUNEGUY1x-
Xx

Avatar: xXxJUNEGUY1xXx's Avatar
2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

SirIsaac Posted:

Typical Posts-

”@forumwarz_User is @forumwarz_user’s multi”

Better yet: ”@forumwarz_User is @forumwarz_user’s alt”

xXxJUNEGUY1xXx edited this message on 08/06/2008 2:40PM
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