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Feature The "I'm Gay" ePeen: A Retrospective

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

It has come to my attention that this morning I have been awarded the dubious achievement of the rainbow ePeen. We all know receiving this ePeen is supposedly a random event, but just how random is it?

Consider – Just yesterday, I sent a tubmail to the members of Crotch Zombie containing the message “EVIL TROUT IS A fine upstanding member of society”, and now this morning, as if by magic, the I’m Gay ePeen is awarded. Coincidence? In my opinion, there is no such thing is coincidence.

By no means am I suggesting that any of you attempt the same thing, but you probably should.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

I dunno, if being a douche got you the Gay Peen I’m pretty sure I’d have it by nowLog in to see images!

Also, congrats.

DEAD FAGGOT edited this message on 08/03/2008 9:25AM

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

just got it yesterday

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

just got it yesterday

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUVKING KIDDING MEcongratsLog in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

some people like it, some are disturbed by it..i find it colorful and random lol

-if youre an active player, the gaypeens gonna hit you sooner or later

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 08/03/2008 9:46AM

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

some people like it, some are disturbed by it..i find it colorful and random lol

I find it an E-Peen I do not have. Although it doesn’t look too bad on Roleplay-Bot 3153 who is quite well hung for a non-dom oriented Re-Re.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i would have thought youd have it by now, youve been here a while

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i would have thought youd have it by now, youve been here a while

RPbot is my only alt that has itLog in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

if youre so interested in getting it, always stay logged in as sg94 instead of alts, tho i imagine only one is handed out per day and theres at least a few hundred others that might get it..ive had it at least 3 times now,

-luckily/unluckily? nother peen is all it is

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

I wish i had that e-peen. Maybe it would fix my e-peen bug.

Death Mercha-
nt

Avatar: Death Merchant's Avatar
6

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I know a few others who think they got it for being a douche but I really do believe its random, I have it and don’t think I had done anything deserving when I got it.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

-if youre an active player, the gaypeens gonna hit you sooner or later

You’ve been active for… a couple weeks?

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Tarman Posted:

You’ve been active for… a couple weeks?

on this char, yup.

edgy humour

Avatar: Deformed Child

[Calvacade of Fun]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

I must insult Crotch Zombie to increase my odds of randomly getting this E-peen.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Been playing since the end of February. Hasn’t hit me yet.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I don’t have it on any of my character, but I know a certain person whose fenk will remain unmentioned, who has it on a bunch of alts.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

thing is, theres always new accts/players showing up, so some of you oldschools are in the hundred person linup..pray for your gay epeen heh

i got one of them offa some illegal alt ****, within a day or two of starting it

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

thing is, theres always new accts/players showing up, so some of you oldschools are in the hundred person linup..pray for your gay epeen heh

i got one of them offa some illegal alt ****, within a day or two of starting it

Of everyone who has the e-peen, I think you actually have the *least* right to say how to get it.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Tarman Posted:

Of everyone who has the e-peen, I think you actually have the *least* right to say how to get it.

k

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Hmmm? I received the coveted e-peen the day after I Tubmailed Evil Trout and called him

a malodorous tallywhacker. Coincidence or cause?

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