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FAQ Great Firewall of China -- Strategies?

glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

SG94 Posted:

Yeah, ET fixed a charisma-related bug a couple of weeks ago. Deliveries have increased for everyone, making Jingjing a lot easier to obtain.

I’m not sure Charisma 1 characters (Re-Re’s and Trolls without glbumes) even noticed the fix. I only started tracking deliveries vs. expenses after the fix, but the fix didn’t seem to do much with my Charisma stuck at 1. There was a HUGE income boost once I got finally got some glbumes after the fix though.

Haven’t tackled the Great Firewall yet, I should have the DML in the next day or two, but it looks like I’ll still need a lot more Smileprin and maybe a PruneServ before trying, based on what I’ve heard here.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

From what I heard, DML equipped trolls only need 10-20 smileprins for the GFoC.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

glowspawn Posted:

I’m not sure Charisma 1 characters (Re-Re’s and Trolls without glbumes) even noticed the fix. I only started tracking deliveries vs. expenses after the fix, but the fix didn’t seem to do much with my Charisma stuck at 1. There was a HUGE income boost once I got finally got some glbumes after the fix though.

Haven’t tackled the Great Firewall yet, I should have the DML in the next day or two, but it looks like I’ll still need a lot more Smileprin and maybe a PruneServ before trying, based on what I’ve heard here.

You certainly don’t “need” the PruneServ, as you probably have enough Ego on your grinding build. 20 SXRs on a low thread count should easily be enough once you get DML.

Girl A

Avatar: Emo Girl

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

So if you go into GFoC, and there’s a high thread count…. Is it smarter just to back out and try again?

I’ve heard people say to wait for like… A 7-threader, or something…. Is it possible to waste all your forum visits waiting for the right thread count?

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

If you don’t start attacking a thread, it doesn’t reduce your number of visits. Backup and try again a few minutes later. The thread count changes every half an hour or so.

Girl A

Avatar: Emo Girl

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

If you don’t start attacking a thread, it doesn’t reduce your number of visits. Backup and try again a few minutes later. The thread count changes every half an hour or so.

Well, that’s good to know. XD;;

I wasn’t sure how that worked, so I never clicked the “Leave Battle” thing. x_x;;

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

was Posted:

From what I heard, DML equipped trolls only need 10-20 smileprins for the GFoC.

For 7 threads, that’s roughly correct.

Girl A

Avatar: Emo Girl

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Considering the numbers I’ve heard for SXRs needed for Emo clbum…. Ugh… 120+? I think I’d rather be a Troll…. x_x;;;

Too bad I’m not “mean” enough for that. XD;;;

Girl A

Avatar: Emo Girl

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Finally did it!!! ^__^

Name: Girl A

Clbum: Emo Kid

Level: 10

Stats:

Offense 14

Defense 11

Luck 5

Frugality 6

Charisma 3

Upkeep 5

Equipment: PruneServ™, Eyeball Piercing, Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition, Gothic Script Tattoo

SXRs Used: 186

GFoC Thread Count: 8

Strategy: Attack When They Miss >> Heal When They Don’t

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

395 ego, 195 db – troll.

If they hit, renew ego (don’t let ego drop below around 250 – otherwise when they miss, you have to waste a 0 turn replenishing ego instead of attacking as you should). As things hot up, you will get hit for 89 ego and using top SmilePrin wil only get you 100 – don’t let it drop below 250 if you can help it.

DB isn’t so bad, just keep an eye on it – all I can say (as a troll) is around 150 SmilePrin and around 60 DB – should be heaps – best of British with it…

Once you use Ophelia’s BP, use FAP – always, always…

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

while we’re on the subject, I’m preparing to take on Faux News to get Double Ds when Mad Scientists goes up… how many Smileprin should I expect to use? And does it hit any harder than 100 per turn?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I used ~390 on my last Faux trip, with 11 defense.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Orb Posted:

while we’re on the subject, I’m preparing to take on Faux News to get Double Ds when Mad Scientists goes up… how many Smileprin should I expect to use? And does it hit any harder than 100 per turn?

Faux news took 310 – 370 smiles per run for me, but I didn’t have more defense than my equipment and base, so maybe it would take less with a different build. It hits as hard as GFoC, could be a bit meaner, but I didn’t notice it. For me that meant it hit between 90 – 110 when it hit. Each thread has 2008 hps. As a cam, plan to use Ophelia and maybe if you get lucky and it misses twice in a row Threaten. Not a lot of point in Pump Me Up. Good luck! Log in to see images!

Edit: Also, be sure you have enough time to run the thing. It can take between 20 – 40 minutes with a cable modem. It’s evil.

scully edited this message on 08/09/2008 9:51AM

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Relatively high defense and a low thread count let me run Faux for about 280 just now in 1088s (laaagggggggg). I’d take 400, and best equipment to make sure.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

To the best of my knowledge, given the same number of threads, Faux News is a little over twice as hard as GFoC. So take whatever you needed for a GFoC 7-threader and triple it to be safe for a Faux News 9-threader.

I wonder why Faux News threads don’t have 2001 pwnage.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Also Faux hits a little harder than GFoC, you’ll really want some defense and with the new availability of haxl it might be worth to rebuild for a bit. Still with about 10 defense, Faux can hit you for over 100 so keep your ego up to not end up dead should you be unlucky enough to receive a number of consecutive hard hits.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Thanks for the help, guys! I beat it with 240 SXR and 15 Lipsticks, using best equipment.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Yeah I did the mistake of doing Faux at 11 threads with a Flezz build Log in to see images!

Yubi Shines

Avatar: 50531 Wed Apr 22 01:49:18 -0400 2009
13

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Level 10 Emokid. I didn’t reset my build or anything to do this, I just went in with my normal stats.

Ego 390

Tears 240

Offense 15

Defense 10

Luck 3

Frugality 4

Charisma 3

Upkeep 3

Used: 119 Smileprin XR, 2 Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne

Equips: PruneServ, Eyeball Piercing, Fr4gGingR1teZ Whatever, Gothic Script Tattoo

Strategy:

Definitely heal when hit, and attack when miss. (I think I managed to kill one thread with as few as five smileprins. That was just luck though.) Bugger tears and skills. Ophelia’s Bad Poetry was hitting for ~208. Used I Have Issues and Whine About Significant Other when Ophelia was reloading, though.

Rotten

Avatar: Boobs
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Quick question, is there a way to buy Smileprins faster? It’s taking me so long to click through all of them. 3 buys and i have to scroll down, what a pain in the bum.

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