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Poetry Lets play Haikai

SuperHappyFunK-
itty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
3

[Team Crazy Awesome]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Haikai is a collaborative poetry game.

A full description can be found here.

But basically we alternate between three line verses and two line verses.

Your verse should link to the verse before it somehow, but not to any of the verses before that one.

I’ll start us off

————————————————

Television is off.

I’m all out of mayonnaise.

Damn, its hot in here.

MC Banhammer

MODERATOR
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13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

You're not a Monstrous Homogay anymore, please GTFO.

Girls in bikinis

Make my weenor hard

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
2

[**** YOU]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

And all I want

Is that someone would come to me

To ease my pain

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

What is pain.

I feel nothing when the razor slides across my skin.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

But I’ve got more mayonnaise now

and an old sock

so the night isn’t over yet

CoreyJess edited this message on 07/31/2008 12:02AM

crotchbiter_th-
e_flaccid

Avatar: Two Heads
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I wrap myself in contept

Alighting each perambulator with my ivory nectar.

coquette

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Night is wasted

On dull glow and dull words

Life? I don’t have one.

coquette edited this message on 07/31/2008 12:18AM

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

One is the lonliest number there ever was

Two can be just as bad as one

SuperHappyFunK-
itty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
3

[Team Crazy Awesome]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

But none of this make sense

Because I suck at math

And I am sleepy

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

sleep is for losers

for only people with lives need sleep

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
2

[**** YOU]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Yet everybody had their dreams

And it is fabulous persony to say

That you don’t enjoy your dreams

R3I

Avatar: Ashtray

[Rei Rei Revolution]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I wonder if I should make a sandwich

Or just dream of being in one

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

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4

[**** YOU]

Level 35 Troll

SUCK MY SWEATY BALLSACK

i made a maggot sandwich

it was scrumptious

the grey poupon added a certain savoir-faire

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Those words I don’t understand.

Being a idotic kid is a ****.

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I feel bad for you, son.

I’ve got 99 problems

but a **** ain’t one.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
2

[**** YOU]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

His stupid attempts at haikai proves

that being a Pokemon Trainer sucks

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

Interior crocodile alligator

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
2

[**** YOU]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

TeeKayEff Posted:

Interior crocodile alligator

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

2 3 2 3 2 3, TeeKayEff.

xXxJUNEGUY1xXx

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[**** YOU]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

And so we start again,

Make amends,

I leak ichor.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
2

[**** YOU]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

And we shall live to see

The Episode 2…NOT

An utter, utter homo
Lo, I am broken
YHBT!
I just trolled you
You are now officially trolled
who can make me orgasm
also he owns a country or some shit
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