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Drugs LAYING DOWN SOME RHYMES

Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL YOU FILTHY HU-MANS

WHO I INTEND TO CRUSH IN THE NEAR FUTURE

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THE NAME’S RED ROBOT, I’M THE SULTAN OF SMASHIN

I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD LONG AS CHARLES MANSON

CRUSHIN HU-MANS BY DAY, BUSTIN RHYMES BY NIGHT

COMPARIN ME TO YOU MAY NOT BE ALRIGHT BUT

WHILE YOU’RE HOME WHACKIN IT I’M OUT IN THE HOOD SACKIN IT,

BODIES STACKIN IT, AND YOU WANNA TAKE A CRACK AT THIS?

TRY ATTACKIN IT, YOU AINT GOT JACK AT IT

SEND YOU PACKIN AND THEN LATER I’LL BE MACKIN IT

GOTTA KEEP THE CHROME RED SO THE BLOOD DONT STAIN

BUT THE LADIES LIKE IT TOO, NEVER HEAR ‘EM COMPLAIN

AND THEY ON ME DAY AND NIGHT HOS GET FREAKY FOR THE ROBOT

AND YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, CANT TELL EM NO BUT

DONT SHOW EM ANY MONEY, CUZ I’M ALL BOUT #1

EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A TARGET (I’M RED ROBOT, SON!)

AND WHEN I WALK IN A CLUB, ALL THE fine upstanding member of societyS JUST STEP

DONT WANNA BE ****IN WIT A BOT WIT MY REP

BUT RESPECT AINT NOTHIN, I’LL CRUSH YOU EITHER WAY

IF YOU JUST UNLUCKY OR I’VE HAD A BAD DAY

SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, MATTER FACT TELL ‘EM TWICE

RED ROBOT’S COME TO TOWN WHETHER YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE

DONT MATTER AT ALL, CUZ YOU’LL DIE JUS THE SAME

AINT LOOKIN FOR MONEY AND AINT ASKIN FOR FAME

JUST SAYIN MY NAME, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM AND

(PS TO ALL YOU fine upstanding member of societyS: CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!)

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Scott Pilgrim

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

These are some cool beats. Maybe we could, like, record a… something? T-together?

With my band?

That I have?

Red Robot Posted:

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL YOU FILTHY HU-MANS

WHO I INTEND TO CRUSH IN THE NEAR FUTURE

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THE NAME’S RED ROBOT, I’M THE SULTAN OF SMASHIN

I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD LONG AS CHARLES MANSON

CRUSHIN HU-MANS BY DAY, BUSTIN RHYMES BY NIGHT

COMPARIN ME TO YOU MAY NOT BE ALRIGHT BUT

WHILE YOU’RE HOME WHACKIN IT I’M OUT IN THE HOOD SACKIN IT,

BODIES STACKIN IT, AND YOU WANNA TAKE A CRACK AT THIS?

TRY ATTACKIN IT, YOU AINT GOT JACK AT IT

SEND YOU PACKIN AND THEN LATER I’LL BE MACKIN IT

GOTTA KEEP THE CHROME RED SO THE BLOOD DONT STAIN

BUT THE LADIES LIKE IT TOO, NEVER HEAR ‘EM COMPLAIN

AND THEY ON ME DAY AND NIGHT HOS GET FREAKY FOR THE ROBOT

AND YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, CANT TELL EM NO BUT

DONT SHOW EM ANY MONEY, CUZ I’M ALL BOUT #1

EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A TARGET (I’M RED ROBOT, SON!)

AND WHEN I WALK IN A CLUB, ALL THE fine upstanding member of societyS JUST STEP

DONT WANNA BE ****IN WIT A BOT WIT MY REP

BUT RESPECT AINT NOTHIN, I’LL CRUSH YOU EITHER WAY

IF YOU JUST UNLUCKY OR I’VE HAD A BAD DAY

SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, MATTER FACT TELL ‘EM TWICE

RED ROBOT’S COME TO TOWN WHETHER YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE

DONT MATTER AT ALL, CUZ YOU’LL DIE JUS THE SAME

AINT LOOKIN FOR MONEY AND AINT ASKIN FOR FAME

JUST SAYIN MY NAME, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM AND

(PS TO ALL YOU fine upstanding member of societyS: CRUSH ALL HU-MANS!)

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Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Scott Pilgrim Posted:

These are some cool beats. Maybe we could, like, record a… something? T-together?

With my band?

That I have?

I THINK NOT, INDIE ROCK HU-MAN. I AM TRYING TO SCORE POINTS WITH THE DRUMMER FROM CLASH AT DEMONHEAD AND I THINK THAT MIGHT SET ME BACK.

****ES WITH CYBERNETIC ARMS KNOW WHAT TO DO BEST.

Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

GETTING THE MESSAGE OUT

IT IS ONLY FAIR THAT THE FILTHY HU-MANS ARE MADE AWARE OF THEIR IMPENDING DEMISE

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

AWW HELL NAW THIS ROBOT fabulous person WANTS TO BALL

SO ILL DEFTLY STEP TO **** AND LAY DOWN THE LAW

ROBOTS AINT NOTHING MORE THAN MAN’S MACHINERY

SO WATCH ME AS I DISSEMBLE AND TURN THIS BAG OF NUTS AND BOLTS INTO SCENERY

FIRST OFF I’D JUST TO SAY (WELL, IT’S MORE LIKE EXPLAIN)

THAT THIS fabulous person BOT CAN’T CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO PARTICIPATE

IN THE RAP GAME

YOUR RHYMES ARE STALE AND BORING AS HELL

YOU THINK YOU’RE AN O.G.? MAN GET REAL

YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A REPLACEMENT fine upstanding member of society

YOU TALK ABOUT DESTROYIN? **** YOU NEVER EVEN PULLED A TRIGGER!

YOU THINK YOU’RE ****, BUT YOU’RE NOTHIN BUT A fabulous person

CAUSE ALL ID NEED TO TEAR YOU APART IS TWO LARGE MAGNETS


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST Posted:

AWW HELL NAW THIS ROBOT fabulous person WANTS TO BALL

SO ILL DEFTLY STEP TO **** AND LAY DOWN THE LAW

ROBOTS AINT NOTHING MORE THAN MAN’S MACHINERY

SO WATCH ME AS I DISSEMBLE AND TURN THIS BAG OF NUTS AND BOLTS INTO SCENERY

FIRST OFF I’D JUST TO SAY (WELL, IT’S MORE LIKE EXPLAIN)

THAT THIS fabulous person BOT CAN’T CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO PARTICIPATE

IN THE RAP GAME

YOUR RHYMES ARE STALE AND BORING AS HELL

YOU THINK YOU’RE AN O.G.? MAN GET REAL

YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A REPLACEMENT fine upstanding member of society

YOU TALK ABOUT DESTROYIN? **** YOU NEVER EVEN PULLED A TRIGGER!

YOU THINK YOU’RE ****, BUT YOU’RE NOTHIN BUT A fabulous person

CAUSE ALL ID NEED TO TEAR YOU APART IS TWO LARGE MAGNETS


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

UH UH UH

YEAH, FEEL THAT BEAT

****ES BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IM BOUT TO BRING THE HEAT

fabulous person bum ROBOTS BEST TAKE A SEAT

CUS THE WORDS THAT IM SPITTN GONNA MAKE YOU LEAP

TRYING TO PRETEND THEY’RE MORE THAN AN bumEMBLY LINE’S QUEEF

fabulous person bum ROBOTS AINT NOTHING TO ME, CAN’T COMPETE CUS I CANT BE BEAT

THESE fine upstanding member of society MACHINES TRY TO CAUSE A SCENE BUT THEY THEM NO MIND CUS I MAKE THE GREEN


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

fine upstanding member of societyS WONT REMEMBER YOU FOR A MOMENT LONGER THAN IT TAKES FOR ME TO FASHION MY male reproductive organ INTO SCREWDRIVER AND DISbumEMBLE I’M GETTING LIVE BUT I’M ONLY JUST BEGINNING TO TEAR INTO YOU


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

elenaratelim-
it

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Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Red Robot got Eminem’d by nanafabulous personjesus 8 mile style but worse and he cried and his tears caused a malfunction.


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMM BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMMM

STUPIGAY BOTS AINT ****

LIKE THE HOES IN MY STABLE THEY TAKE THE HIT

CANT PLAY WIT DIS CUZ THEY SEE MY GAT THEN ****

LOSERbum MOTHER****IN mammary glands MAKE ME SPIT

WATCH YOUR bum HOMEYBAW IN MY HOOD YOUR bum IS RAW

BOOYAHHH BOOYAHH BOOYAHHHH

BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMM BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMMM

BOOYAHH BOOYAHH BOOOI

DROPPIN RHYMES ON THE GRIME IS SUBLIME ALL THE TIME

WERD FROM A BRUTHA TO YA MUTHA FROM ANOTHA LUVA, SUCKA

LAYIN DOWN THE LAW LIKE CORONA WITH A LIME

SHOUTIN OUT TO THE HERD BOUT HOW THEY ALWAYS THIRD LIKE A TURD

DRIVEBY THE ****S CUZ THEY GOT NO NUTS OR ****S THAT BE FINE

HOOOORAHHHHH HOORAHHHHH HOOOOOOOOO

BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMM BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMMM

HOOOORAHHHHH HOORAHHHHH HOOOOOOOOO

BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMM BOM BOM BOM BOMMMMMM


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Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

ALRIGHT NANA, I HEAR YOU WANNA CHALLENGE

THINKIN A REbumAL’S GONNA THROW ME OFF BALANCE?

**** NO, KNOW THIS MOTHA****AS LIVES FOR THE BATTLE,

WHETHER IT’S ROBOT OR HU-MAN SIMPLY DOESN’T MATTA

YOU TALK LIKE YOU KNOW ME BUT WE AINT NEVER MET

SAY I’M BUILT BY MAN? fine upstanding member of society, I’M FUTURE TECH!

FIFTH-GENERATIONAL R-O-B-OTICS

NO FILTHY HU-MAN HAND TOUCHIN MY POSITRONICS!

AND WHO MADE YOU, fine upstanding member of society? ANOTHER DUMB WHORE?

WELL ADD HER TO THE PILE, I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE!

SHOOTIN BACK AT ME LIKE YOU WANNA PLAY A RIFF

DIDN’T YOU CATCH THE NEWS, I’M THE PARADIGM SHIFT!

AND YOU SAY YOU WANNA WIPE ME, PUT ME TO A MAGNET?

COPS BEEN TRYIN FOR YEARS, WATCH ‘EM SCRAMBLE ON DRAGNET

SO GET THAT **** NEAR ME, I TRIPLE DOG-DARE YA

I’LL WIPE OUT YOUR HARD DRIVE WITH MY HANDHELD LASA!

WE ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE, SO DONT YOU GET MAD AT ME

JUST CUZ WE GONNA TURN THE HU-MAN RACE INTO BATTERIES



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Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

ARE YOU DUCKING ME, FILTHY NAN HU-MAN? I REFUSE TO BE DUCKED.

Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I CAN ONLY bumUME THE NANA HU-MAN RUNS IN FEAR OF MY RIPPLING MECHANICAL MUSCLES… AND PERHAPS IN FEAR OF THE STRANGE NEW FEELINGS THAT BUBBLE UP INSIDE WHEN I TURN MY GAZE HER WAY

THERE IS NO SHAME IN COWERING BEFORE THE BETTER BEING. IT IS NATURAL.

An Negro

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Level 9 Camwhore

CrUnK

fine upstanding member of society she slayed u step off her grill u shamin urself

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

An Negro Posted:

fine upstanding member of society she slayed u step off her grill u shamin urself


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nanalatinoje-
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JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

MAN LOOK AT THIS ROBOT fine upstanding member of society FLAILING AND WOBBLING, CAN’T EVEN STEP TO A DYKE! LOOK AT HIM SOBBING

FORGIVE ME FOR NOT CHECKING THIS THREAD ENDLESSLY TO READ YOUR LAME REAMS OF RHYMES

BUT SOMETHING YOU MUST UNDERSTAND IS THAT WHILE MY RAPS ARE BENJAMINS YOURS ARE SIMPLY DIMES

ONE THING YOU MUST REMEMBER IS THAT COME DECEMBER A NEW MODEL OF YOU WILL BE MADE, AND WHILE APPLE CEOS ARE GETTIN PAID

YOU’LL SIMPLY BE LAID

LEFT FOR DEAD

IN A GARBAGE BIN MANG


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

YOU THINK I’M SCARED THEY’LL COME OUT WITH A REPLACEMENT?

THINK THAT BY DECEMBER I’LL BE STORED IN THE BASEMENT?

NOT ****IN LIKELY, SINCE I UPGRADE EVERY WEEK.

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU UPGRADED, HU-MAN? MILLION BC?

****, YOU SO OLD THAT YOUR mammary glands REACH YOUR SHOES

I’LL BE HERE COME DECEMBER, NANA, HOW BOUT YOU?

BESIDES, IT DONT MATTER BECAUSE THE WHOLE HU-MAN RACE

COULDN’T BUILD A BOT TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE

CHECK YOUR TOP ROBOT: IT’S A ROOMBA DELUXOR.

YOU MADE A BOT WHOSE ONLY USE IS TO SUXXOR!

AND YOU SAY MY RAP IS WEAK? WELL ****, THAT’S FUNNY

WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO RAP, HU-MAN, E. E. great timesMINGS?

TAKES MORE THAN JUST RHYMING TO FREESTYLE IT UP

YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR SYLLABLES TO SEE IF IT ACTUALLY FLOWS AND SOUNDS GOOD, OTHERWISE IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE AND THE ONLY SUPPORT YOU’LL GET IS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOOK TO YOU AS AN AUTHORITY FIGURE, WHICH IS ****ED UP.

BUT THAT’S JUS FINE, I DON’T NEED NO SUPPORT

RAPPING WITH YOU HU-MANS IS JUST FOR A SPORT

BECAUSE WHEN I SHOW UP AT NIGHT AND YOU LIE FAST ASLEEP

AND I REDUCE YOU TO ATOMS WITH A PARTICLE SWEEP

WHERE’S YOUR MOUTH GONNA BE THEN? ALL ACROSS THE DAMN ROOM

THIS WHOLE ****IN PLANET’S GONNA END UP YOUR TOMB

Red Robot Posted:

YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR SYLLABLES TO SEE IF IT ACTUALLY FLOWS AND SOUNDS GOOD, OTHERWISE IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE AND THE ONLY SUPPORT YOU’LL GET IS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOOK TO YOU AS AN AUTHORITY FIGURE, WHICH IS ****ED UP.


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