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Sex My hubby and I did it last night [NSFW]

Lady Banhamm-
er

Avatar: Lady Banhammer's Avatar
60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

Last night we went all out. We don’t have a camcorder or I’d post movies. But I did get some nice still pics.

First I nuzzled up to him real close:

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Then some foreplay, rubbing up against each other:

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This got us both a bit excited:

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So we switched into some S&M play:

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Then when it was time, he slipped on a condom:

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I think the condom broke, though. Whoops! Log in to see images!

Wish I could show you more, but a girl has to have SOME secrets, nest-ce pas?


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I came.


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Dan the Auto-
mator

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28

Level 56 Camwhore

Arktor Forever!

Lady Banhammer are you really a guy?


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Lady Banhamm-
er

Avatar: Lady Banhammer's Avatar
60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

Fancyhat Posted:

Lady Banhammer are you really a guy?

Honey, with a body like I have, are you kidding? I’m 100% solid female, baby! Log in to see images!


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Dan the Auto-
mator

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28

Level 56 Camwhore

Arktor Forever!

Lady Banhammer Posted:

Honey, with a body like I have, are you kidding? I’m 100% solid female, baby! Log in to see images!

Post-op then?


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fancyhat Posted:

Post-op then?

Hey! You lay off my wife! I’ve known her since she was a little hammer girl, and I can tell you she’s always been a hottie. FEMALE hottie. I mean, just look at her! How can you doubt it?

And hon? What do you mean, you think the condom broke? That’s — not good. Let’s talk when I get home.


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Dan the Auto-
mator

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28

Level 56 Camwhore

Arktor Forever!

I just seems to me that the “Lady” didn’t do a good job of tucking it in.

Dan the Automator edited this message on 07/11/2008 4:28PM

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Minimod

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

heeeheee

The last time you did this I happened. Are you sure you want to go through this again?

Lady Banhamm-
er

Avatar: Lady Banhammer's Avatar
60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

Fancyhat Posted:

I just seems to me that the “Lady” didn’t do a good job of tucking it in.

Lady Banhammer Posted:

Wish I could show you more, but a girl has to have SOME secrets, nest-ce pas?


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Minimod Posted:

The last time you did this I happened. Are you sure you want to go through this again?

Umm… Honey? Something you want to tell me?


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

MC Banhammer Posted:

Umm… Honey? Something you want to tell me?

WRONG ALT POST


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Minimod

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

heeeheee

You haven’t told him yet mom? Way to go…

Listen… I’m not really your tiny twin you reunited with recently…

Lady Banhamm-
er

Avatar: Lady Banhammer's Avatar
60

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Gunther, you’re the one my mama loves but daddy wont

MC Banhammer Posted:

Umm… Honey? Something you want to tell me?


Oh sweetie, you know me. And us!

I just don’t know if Log in to see images!. But does it really matter? It’s not like we’re taking care of mini you, or like he lives with us or anything.

I’ll talk you more over the weekend, love, when you get home from work and made you look! I’m such a tease Log in to see images!

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Nicco Posted:

WRONG ALT POST

No it wasn’t. I was questioning my wife about the comments I quoted.

And fine, love, we’ll take it out of the public forums and resolve it over the weekend.


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Minimod

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Re-Re

heeeheee

You don’t have to fear responsibility – since I am the one responsible for you all and the order of this cyberland.

This is why I left you at birth.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Minimod Posted:

This is why I left you at birth.

The astoundingly quick development and maturation of hammer babies once born (after a gestation period of only a few days) is exactly why I need to talk to my wife at home.


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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I have a crazy conspiracy theory! McBanhammer has multiple personality disorder and is actually masturbating, unbenknownst to him, and the pictures were slipped to him by a prankster.


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fabulous personballs_007

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 12 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Doesn’t sound plausible.


I was the alt of a ****ing fabulous person until The Suspender took me over.

U VIEWED MY ****ING DRAGONS fabulous person, NOW CLICK THEM.

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Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Shocking video from an unknown surveillance source:

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I’m sorry to tell you this, Lady Banhammer, but I’ve heard a rumor that your husband likes to use blowup dolls.

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