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DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Enter by posting, alts allowed and even encouraged (although only one entry per character of course), I have the BP and already have the legit contest E-Peen. Contest closes exactly 10 days from now (post date), by which time I’ll bumign a winner. I’d appreciate it if you number your post, that saves me some work.

This means the contest is CLOSED.

Winner is selected by the following pseudo-random procedure: After the contest closes I will take the Flezz-count of the 81st character on the leaderboard at the next rollover modulo the number of entries, plus 1. Call this number x. The xth unique poster wins. This to ensure that the draw is fair and verifiable.

(Example: let’s say 43 characters enter and the Flezz amount is 67,753. 67,753 mod 43 is 28. The 29th unique poster wins.)

tl;dr: just post and feel lucky.

EDIT: Here is the final list of entries. The original post is quoted here so you know I didn’t mess with the rules.

1 Big Brother

2 Tesfan

3 Esperanza

4 fabulous personballs_007

5 Thingysomeone

6 Ronnie Blaze

7 Honey Lennon

8 Idol Lasher

9 Lolita Kramz

10 Nikki Gale

11 Nillo

12 Johnny Mac

13 Haris Pilton

14 BarelyLegal

15 Echuu

16 PhineasPoe

17 MC Banhammer

18 HK-47

19 Dorian Blue

20 Angry hobo

21 amaranthus

22 Eirairaianna

23 enire

24 fabulous personnum PI

25 King Krimson

26 Dorelia

27 Aldo_Anything

28 elenaratelimit

29 FAIL

30 FAIL alt

31 Alex Trebek

32 manimal

33 Pimptastic-Froth

34 Project Pat

35 Draconos

36 Te Amo Tacos

37 Amasius

38 tame

39 nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST

40 Benzini

41 Veer

42 Dodo385

43 TeeKayEff

44 Sapper

45 UnstoppableChan

46 Chito

47 Robotworld

48 Daddy Dong

49 scullyangel

50 angstcity

51 Druzilla

52 Lily Fontaine

53 Natasha Sweet

54 Psychotic Vengeance

55 scully_bot

56 Adeptus

57 Laguna

58 Viviella

59 skuddy

60 Nicco

61 Fur fabulous person

62 DOPE-HARDCORE-0

63 was

64 JThizz

65 TranceBunni

66 I_am_no_one

67 carpet twine

68 Ash Ketchum

69 child_snake

70 Fran

71 Drowning

72 Ruby Moon

73 SeriousCat-BOT 2500

74 raging apathy

75 Darthozzan

76 dark-chaos

77 Gauss

78 INSERT_FLY_157

79 numbers1377345

80 SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER

81 Crotch4ever

82 InaneAnomaly

83 Lady Banhammer

84 Ratchetdeam30

85 Kid Banhammer

86 xXxJUNEGUY1xXx

87 TUBSWEETIE

88 RBK

89 Travalgar

90 Bullied

91 Tarman

92 Veer

93 NO_EVIL

94 Whoopsi

Edit: the magical number is (73 106 mod 94) + 1 = 69, making child_snake the winner! Congratulations!

DEAD FAGGOT edited this message on 07/20/2008 1:11PM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

sure why not

Esperanza

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

You got BP? I will let you put it in my bum.

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fabulous personballs_007

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 12 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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I think it would be fairer to just use a random number program.

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

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Ronnie Blaze

Avatar: Ronnie Blaze's Avatar
50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

4

Honey Lennon

Avatar: Blonde Girl
10

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

5

Richard Blaz-
es

Avatar: Middle Finger
9

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

6

Chelsea Clin-
ton

Avatar: 49405 Wed Nov 19 21:06:58 -0500 2008
26

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Camwhore

hay

7

Lolita Kramz

Avatar: Teen Girl
8

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

8

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2012-08-08 16:31:36 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

May your aqua splash stay wet like a young girl in her prime. Hold your machetes high!

fabulous personballs_007 Posted:

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I think it would be fairer to just use a random number program.

But then it would not be verifiable.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

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Haris Pilton

Avatar: Teen Girl

Level 9 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

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BarelyLegal

Avatar: Denim Skirt
1

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

A lot of flamebate whoring today

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Thank you for stealing my contest.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Echuu Posted:

Thank you for stealing my contest.

Zzyw

Avatar: Zzyw's Avatar
22

[Consentual Sex]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Echuu Posted:

Thank you for stealing my contest.

It’s the same as Wylin’s, Banhammer’s, nana’s, basically. I have to do this to keep up.

HK-47

Avatar: HK-47's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

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