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Unban CelerysteveOn a non-related note.
The History of pizza
Many of you may or may not know this but pizza as we know it was created by mistake.
After construction of a free standing bell tower for the cathedral of the Italian city of Pisa.
The clergy decided to have a great feast for all the peasants and craftsmen that had helped to erect this great tower.
The tower began to sink,This was due to a mere three-metre foundation, set in weak, unstable subsoil, a design that was flawed from the beginning.
Mean while back in the kitchen the great chefs of the monastery were in full form with their culinary skills, when the tower began to tilt! “My Pepperoni soufflé” Cried the head cook.
It seems when the tower was tilted the cheese pepperoni sauce spilled onto the bread they had been baking.
When the workers smelled the food they forgot all about the tower leaning and rushed up to the kitchen and ate the first pizza in history. (view post) |
10/12/2011 | |
Wheres AHHZ?hmm (view post) |
10/09/2011 | |
Wheres AHHZ?Um…Wheres AHHZ? (view post) |
10/08/2011 | |
Ricket's Power Abuse: INCIT EditionHi Rickets. (view post) |
10/08/2011 | |
Unban Celerystevewheres AHHZ? (view post) |
10/08/2011 | |
Unban CelerysteveSanDyk Posted:
wow yer dum (view post) |
10/08/2011 | |
first 85 posts ITT win a beep eachHello, h0g here. This will probably be my LAST ****ING POST EVER since I think you are all uptight fabulous persons. Everyone who wants to jump on the bandwagon and say I’m in the wrong and/or gay, I invite you the chance to lick my male reproductive organ clean after I pity **** your herpe ridden mothers.
Anyone who works for Crotch Zombie, has worked from Crotch Zombie, or will ever work for Crotch Zombie, and that includes their unpayed bumclowns, I hope you fall male reproductive organ first into a pile of discarded hiv-positive heroin needles.
I’m not exaggerating when I say that I am probably the single greatest thing that ever happened to this dank ****hole corner of the internet. Infested with only the lowest factor retards from some of the worst meme-pushing blisters on the internets male reproductive organ, I can tell you I am glad I can’t log in anymore.
For some of you who didn’t get a chance to know me, here’s a short list of awesome things I did while I was here. ****ed your mom, Manphin & co., Breaking IDC, SPAM bots, faking my own perma ban and trolling the whole site, doing the same exact thing just 10 months later and still trolling (most) of you successfully, various hackery and such, great recipes, super huge male reproductive organ, and eating your sisters woman's genitals raw.
I spoke to my lawyer, he said while it’s a pretty cut and dry case, and that nothing I can say now will change copyright laws, he still warned me against too much communication with you legion of retards, so I’ll see you when I’m rolling in them canadian greenbacks.
Go right ahead and **** yourselves. (view post) |
10/06/2011 | |
Unban Celerystevesdgrbbum09 Posted:
Hello fabulous persongitz! Just kidding didnt meen to say hi you male reproductive organ suckers! (view post) |
09/28/2011 | |
It's Christmas and **** windows 7Dude… Seven is way better than vista.
I say keep it all in xp, I’m fifteen years old and tired…ready to retire, I’m so sick of all these updates, I just wana play some CS source!! (view post) |
12/25/2010 | |
Merry Kwanza fine upstanding member of societys!(view post) |
12/25/2010 | |
Merry um.....(view post) |
12/25/2010 | |
RIP Raffle TicketRaffle Ticket Posted: |
12/18/2010 | |
hbd tubsweetieGo suck a male reproductive organ tubs you little fine upstanding member of society. (view post) |
12/10/2010 | |
Merry Christmas FwZJubbles Posted:
wow you’re just an idiot dude. (view post) |
12/10/2010 | |
Merry Christmas FwZKingKloskowski Posted: |
12/10/2010 | |
Merry Christmas FwZ(view post) |
12/09/2010 | |
Your favorite poemWaiting for the fish to bite. Or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night Or waiting perhaps for their UncleJake Or a pot to boil or a better break Or a string of pearls or a pair of pants Or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
-Dr. Seuss (view post) |
12/09/2010 | |
@ viscera(view post) |
12/04/2010 | |
FwZ why iz it dead?]Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/04/2010 | |
FwZ why iz it dead?]Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/04/2010 |