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the final word on frans woman's genitalsCharlie Sheen Posted:
Sorry, but there are at least 3 others of us who have been there. Plus probably about 7 |
09/01/2008 | |
I had sex with a fat Brazilian chick - Diary of a troll heroKing Krimson Posted:
Please go stand by the stairs. (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
poll: choose the story themeVote clown. (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
I had sex with a fat Brazilian chick - Diary of a troll heroSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
I’m glad you enjoyed the pictures. Maybe next time you can find a grown-up to read the words to you. (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
So I know Muppets are epic fail, but this is ****ing awesomeLord Shplane needs to be “reeducated.” I suggest we kidnap him and force him to watch Muppets while feeding him his favourite foods and having beautiful women mbumage his tiny shoulders (not sure he’s legally old enough for anything more adult). Kind of like a reverse Clockwork Orange thing.
And with that said:
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09/01/2008 | |
Domination explanationScullyangel probably already told you this, but… The humble “switcheroo” can be your best friend if you’re going for the min scoops trophy. I’m only just realizing how great it really is. (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
TL;DR, bumhurt, ITT, In before, p., Fail, etc...1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:
Sorry, I think there’s some life left in that one. But they’re squandering it, so it won’t last forever Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
TL;DR, bumhurt, ITT, In before, p., Fail, etc...1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:
Definitely underused. A search of Flamebate turns up only 3 posts: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/search?term=wastrel&commit=Search+Flamebate (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
TL;DR, bumhurt, ITT, In before, p., Fail, etc...1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:
Definitely overused Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
I had sex with a fat Brazilian chick - Diary of a troll heroquangntenemy Posted:
You know, it started out so well. Varig Airlines has impeccable service, and even their food is good.
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A couple of Vodka & Guaranas, lots of attention from the gorgeous flight attendants (boys and girls!), and I arrived in Rio feeling very festive, indeed.
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I met Tubs at the airport. Although I’d never seen him in person before, the unusual complexion and the faint glow of his mangina made him instantly recognizable.
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We stopped for a drink at the airport lounge before getting into a cab and heading into the city. He had Bailey’s, of course; I had a glbum of Merlot.
Fran’s house was easy to find. Brazilians have a gift for giving directions. Such a cute little house it was, too. Oddly different in style from the neighbouring homes.
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Tubs and I glanced nervously at each other as we approached the door. The moans from upstairs told me that quang had already arrived… and was about to “arrive” again Log in to see images!. Tubs and I exchanged a quick fistbump for luck, and I rang the bell. A young man’s face appeared in the window above, and a moment later, the door opened.
Before us stood a vision of loveliness. Fran was even more voluptuous than I expected, fleshy thighs rippling with every step.
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My knees grew limp as my male reproductive organ stiffened. I looked at Tubs and crossed myself. I must have pbumed out, because the next thing I knew, Fran had me slung over her shoulder and was carrying me upstairs.
Up in Fran’s room, the four of us got comfortable, and… well, I’m not one to kiss and tell, but quang has given you the idea already. It was overpoweringly beautiful, though — the alcoholic haze, the scent of Bailey’s on Tubs’ breath, Fran’s ample thighs around my waist…
The doorbell startled all of us, I think, breaking our rhythm and the personal reveries we were all lost in. Quang and Tubs seemed rather alarmed at the prospect of more people joining us. Those silly boys don’t understand that more is better. Always. Well, almost always.
“Entrais!” Fran called out. I was a little surprised that she didn’t go down to answer the door in person, but I was relieved, too. It felt so good to be cocooned in the folds of her body.
Their footsteps on the stairs were like thunder. I began to panic, imagining military police in their big boots. I looked to Fran for rebumurance, and the smile on her face put me at ease. Just then, I heard Tubs gasp, and I turned around.
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Now… don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against larger women. I love the fullness and softness of their flesh, and there are so many wonderful things you can do with rolls Log in to see images!. But I was not prepared for this. Next thing I knew, I was torn from Fran’s embrace and carried to another room.
What happened in there? Well, at first… once I got over the shock… things were going well. I’m not really into the sploshing scene, but I’m not one turn down a little chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Then the cake came out, and I thought, “OK, I can handle this,” and, you know, it was okay. But these women were insatiable, and that cake was gone in mere moments. Next thing I knew, they were tying me up and eyeing me hungrily. Could they be… holy god they were carrying me down to the kitchen! I hadn’t noticed on the way in, but Fran has some gigantic appliances there. And on the stove was a very large pot, easily big enough for two men.
I fought like I have never fought in my life. I grabbed a mbumive cast-iron frying pan and swung it with all my might. The sound of a skull cracking is one I never wish to hear again. Sick to my stomach, I ran as fast as I could, grabbing some laundry off the line on my way to the gate. Tubs and quang met me there. We all stared at each other, shell-shocked, unwilling to break the awful silence.
We didn’t speak to each other at all on the way to the airport, and we said the hastiest of goodbyes after we pbumed through security. It sounds like quang got off easy; I don’t know what happened to Tubs. I’m afraid to ask.
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09/01/2008 | |
Veterans of Foreign Whores: Duplicates?Ah… makes sense. But the radically different scores are strange. (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
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The Prime Minister of Canada. I wonder if there’s room for me in his closet? Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
I'm sick now...KURAC_ANNIHILATOR Posted:
You need to backup things like banking information and pbumwords. I suggest you TM them to me for safekeeping. (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
TL;DR, bumhurt, ITT, In before, p., Fail, etc...MC Banhammer Posted:
So did you. It’s spelled FAIL. Nice try, though Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
Why my klan is the sexiest klan there is.Actual footage from one of Gunther’s sexy parties! Funny thing, though: Gunther’s not in this video… huh. I guess he was watching. (view post) |
08/31/2008 | |
Veterans of Foreign Whores: Duplicates?There are two forum candidates right now (both from last week) that are basically identical; as far as I can tell, just two words different — reminisce and share stories vs just share stories. But the one that was submitted first has a score of -3, and the one submitted 4 days later has a score of +3. Is there a typo in the first one that I’m missing? I’ve looked and looked… (view post) |
08/31/2008 | |
Popularity / Flamebate E-Peenscullyangel Posted:
Well, what about regular rotations like this combined with some kind of “hall of fame” (not for e-peen) where the highest scores of all time can be seen and don’t get deleted? (view post) |
08/31/2008 | |
Popularity / Flamebate E-Peenkittiejenn Posted:
Bling Fling Posted:
I like this a lot. It’s not a solution to the whoring in flamebate/spamming of tubmails…
Maybe the whoring is OK; it’s part of the game. Giving out BPs as a means of whoring, though (and I’ll confess here to being a guilty party with one of my alts), is perhaps a little unfair, as it’s another example of RL money buying people a game advantage.
As for TM spam, I haven’t noticed enough of it to be bothered, but one solution for people who really hate it might be to have a setting whereby only people on your friends list can send you TMs (plus in-game NPCs, of course). (view post) |
08/31/2008 | |
Vote to Retire a ForumBuildr Build! (Round One)I voted for Saiyantology not because it’s not funny (it is!) but because it’s not very useful (at level 4 it’s not quite a grinder, and not quick enough for lemon scoops) and because it’s been around a long time. The newer ones should be kept around so we can all get a chance to appreciate them. (view post) |
08/30/2008 | |
User tool: Build checkerBump because this is actually related to game discussion and I really want that sticky! (view post) |
08/30/2008 |