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The Unknown Comic Did A Prank On MeThis **** is like the Da Vinci code and we’re so close to cracking the case.
Hold on Emoh Unter. HELP IS ON THE WAY. (view post) |
07/12/2009 | |
The Unknown Comic Did A Prank On MeMaybe it’s backwards. Retnu Home.
Well, the home part makes sense. Is this some sort of Scientology thing? (view post) |
07/12/2009 | |
The Unknown Comic Did A Prank On MeNo, seriously.
What the **** is an emoh unter? Is it German? Sounds German. Aldo? (view post) |
07/12/2009 | |
I can't wait for DerKaiserReich is be unbanned.SCHUUUUUULTZ! (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
Whats a good hacker clan?After reading your posts, I can tell you that you will inevitably join WeChall. (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
HEY I'M GUNNA TRY THIS TROLLING THING OUTMy god, what an incredible deconstruction of trolling! It’s pitch perfect satire, an equal blend of realism and the absurd. The fact that is wasn’t funny or effective is an insightful comment on the nature of trolling itself. What’s more, it’s a great commentary on the site itself! There’s so many levels in this post that it will take several re-readings for someone to begin to grasp the depth and complexity of what’s been done here. What Alan Moore did for the superhero genre, Frank Sinatra on Drugs has done for trolls.
This is big, people THIS is big! (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
UNBAN NAILBOMBMy guess is CelerySteve told him to ask for the ban. (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
Nailbomb: Portrait of the Baddest Dude on the 'NetOH **** THE EXTENDED VERSION:
Nailbomb: MercWithMouth: he dosn’t have anything better to do.
MercWithMouth: UNFUNNY SPAMMER: perhaps… but… maybe that’s more the reason to show mercy
TUBSWEETIE: i think he stopped because he heard i wasn’t gonna take **** after that sancdar thread
Nailbomb: TUBSWEETIE: no i did it after that, my last one was the shii dogs series
Nailbomb: TUBSWEETIE: to be honest i eased up on it because CS was getting annoyed with me.
The Unknown Comic: lol UNFUNNY SPAMMER doesn’t make his own decisions
Hobart Bliggity: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
The Unknown Comic: HEY CS HOW HIGH SHOULD I JUMP?
TUBSWEETIE: cs as in celery steve?
Hobart Bliggity: I look up to celerysteve to guide my decisions on how to be funn
Nailbomb: TUBSWEETIE: yeap, he has asked me in the klan forum to kindof cut back, so i did.
Hobart Bliggity: dude just trolled himself way harder than anyone ever could
Nailbomb: Hobart Bliggity: he asked nice.
TUBSWEETIE: holy **** you took orders from celery steve (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
Nailbomb: Portrait of the Baddest Dude on the 'NetI can imagine Steve being all like, “NAILBOMB, I TOLD YOU TO HAVE THOSE POSTS ON MY DESK BY FIVE FOR COPY EDITING!” (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
Nailbomb: Portrait of the Baddest Dude on the 'NetHey, guys, you hear about this Nailbomb guy? He’s pretty hard. You don’t like his necroposting burying new ****? You don’t like his unoriginality. **** YOU You got trolled, fine upstanding member of society. Welcome to the real deal. Whine all you want, you stupid baby. He just reacts to all the reactions that got him reacting in the first place. YOU CAN’T STOP IT. MOTHER ****ING GOD CAN’T STOP HIM. HE’S TOO ****ING BAD, ****ES.
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Uh…well…you see it’s straight trollin’ to take orders from some dude on the internet about what you can and can’t do on a message board. That’s how you get THE **** under people’s skin!
And you know what, that makes CelerySteve an even bigger troll because the mother ****er straight cares about Flamebate. Talk about Troll Ambiance!
I used to wonder if God could make a dude so badbum that not even God himself would step to that dude, but now I realized God made TWO ice cold mean motor scooters.
And now I’m afraid for God. (view post) |
07/11/2009 | |
Look For the Union LabelI would also like to extend my deepest respects for our brothers and sisters in the great klans SRSLY and Manimal Kingdom. The GAR-PLU does not stand alone in it’s fight for gimmick alt tolerance. (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
Look For the Union Label1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
Either post with them here or tubmail me and I’ll put you through the union’s rigorous screening process.
Also, Brother Gene from the esteemed klan WeChallso, I’m not sure if you’re with us or against us. (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
Look For the Union LabelLook for the union label When you are reading a Flamebate post Remember somewhere our union’s posting Our BP going To entertain and make you lol We work hard, but who’s complaining? Thanks to GAR-PLU we’re getting our way, So, always look for the union label, It say we able to make Flamebate less gay!
<Label coming soon> (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
So, something happened earlier and apparently it's up to either me or Hobart to bring up these things.I would like to read a formal statement from the Gimmick Alts and Role-Players Local Union #352:
Gimmick Alts and Role-Players Local Union #352 would like to see greater clemency for role-playing in Civil Discussion. Gimmick alts and role-players are creative force that make the boards a little more fun and are a change of pace from recycled post ideas and bland, predictable responses. It is our belief that if a good role-player wanders into Civil Discussion and posts in-character their post should not be viewed only on its merits as an individual post, but as a part of a whole. Obviously, if a post is a blatant troll, off-topic, or goes far beyond acceptable limits they should be punished. Furthermore, the original poster should be (if possible) contacted to see if the post in question has offended or betrayed the original purpose of the thread. Also, if a thread clearly has no forward momentum even greater clemency should be given. Naturally, at this stage the details are not set in stone, but we here at Gimmick Alts and Role-Players Local Union #352 are striving to create a mutually beneficial world where well-crafted gimmick alts and role-players are safe from persecution. (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
Should mods be allowed to ban for RP posts which they feel negatively impact the community?As much as I like this idea, it’s going to cause so much bumhurt. There’s pretty clearly a popular crowd here. There might not be a clear-cut list of the upper crust, but there are definitely people who are more well liked and liked more universally than others. As soon as some less liked player gets banned for something a more popular player might not have, it’s going to be more trouble than it’s worth. (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
So, something happened earlier and apparently it's up to either me or Hobart to bring up these things.Let’s not forget I was effected by the 4/20 bans, too, and I’m still waiting for my reparations.
Sneaky27 Posted:
Here’s my problem with most of the “trolling” on this site: it’s so stupid. DKR is pretty lame, but his gimmick was at least fresh at the time and he’s stuck to it like a champ. It gets everyone riled up, we get to see some images of kaisers, it’s his thing. Then you have people like Nailbomb or the Draginz spammers a few months back who can’t think for themselves and have to steal other people’s schticks. Nailbomb has now added necro-posting which I suppose is a little bit better, but it’s still image spam with a common theme and while DKR didn’t invent that it’s obvious Nailbomb got inspired by DKR.
I think people shouldn’t be given bans for being annoying, because let’s face it pretty much everyone on this board is annoying to some degree or another. Ban them for just not being worthwhile. If they can’t come up with an inventive way to be annoying, why not give them a break so they can think up a new gimmick. (view post) |
07/10/2009 | |
Now that my ban is done, can I have an explanation as to why it was given in the first place?MC Banhammer’s hatred of dogs is making him incapable of impartial modding. Requesting he be made to complete a dog sensitivity training course. (view post) |
07/08/2009 | |
What did you do with nearly a whole day with Forumwarz down?I hugged my child.
Well, a child.
Well, a midget. (view post) |
07/07/2009 | |
AAHZ & Duca: A Love Story (With Special Appearances by Evil Trout as Caring Friend) TL;DRBumping in honor of AAHZ’s two week leave from Forumwarz. (view post) |
06/30/2009 | |
The Unknown Comic LIVE! At Death Row At San QuentinChirp, chirp, jail birds! Who’s ready to laugh?Jesus, guys, you know laughter is the best medicine and given the terminal case you all have, I suggest chuckling! What’s the deal with prison food? Last meal? More like last case of diarrhea! Talk about cruel and unusual punishment, am I right? My ex-wife is so fat that if she we a basketball, she would be INCREDIBLY hard to pick up! But somehow, I still managed to shoot her! I’ve been in jail more than a few times. Guess I had a better lawyer than you poor schmucks! So…death row. On the one hand, you get a cell to yourself… On the other…there’s no one to sodomize! I miss the good old days of execution: firing squads, hangings, electric chair, and gas chamber. It’s like, “Hey, if I was going to die by a needle I should’ve just OD’ed on heroin!” I mean, come on! Priests sure are annoying, huh? “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.” Hey, I know, Padre, no need to rub it in! “Will” is a funny word isn’t it? Well, I guess when you use it in the sense of “this is what I want done” and not the “what I’m going to do” meaning it makes a little more sense… That joke’s still a work in progress, sorry. Anybody’s family forsake them when they were put in prison? Anybody? Raise your hand. What male reproductive organs! I mean, COME ON! At least you’ll see them in Hell, am I right? Eternal damnation, never ending suffering! The other day I was just walking around outside. Didn’t have anywhere specific to go, just walking around. Strolling here, moseying there, all the time in the world! Uh… No joke…just wanted to share! Well, my time’s done here…unlike yours! Hope those appeals go well, I think I’m going to go to a movie, maybe eat in the restaurant of my choice, maybe just waste some time, cuz let’s face it…I’m going to live forever! You’ve been great! (view post) |
06/30/2009 |