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Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpA ranger was out on patrol and found a man who had shot down a loon. He stopped him and said, “Sir, loons are a protected species. You can’t hunt them; I’m going to have to take you in.”
The man apologized. “Sir, I’ve lived out here all on my own for forty years; I’ve hunted and foraged for my own food and been totally self-reliant. I didn’t know, and I need to eat to survive.”
The ranger felt bad for the man, and decided to let him off with a warning. “But I guess I’m kind of curious,” he said. “What does loon taste like?”
The man thought for a while, and said, “Tastes a lot like bald eagle.” (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpThis one’s pretty tame, and lots of people have probably heard it, but I’ll post it anyway because I like it.
There was a couple who went to church every Sunday, and every Sunday, without fail, the husband fell asleep during the sermon. The wife was embarrbumed by this, and went to the preacher for help.
“I have a plan,” the preacher said. “Take this pin. Next Sunday I’ll give you a signal — I’ll raise my arms in the air — and when I do that, you prick your husband with that pin.”
So the next Sunday came, and the husband drifted off. The preacher noticed, and prepared to give the signal. “And who is it, who fills our lives with meaning and forgives us our trespbumes in His infinite mercy?” He raised his arms, and the woman pricked her husband.
“GOD!” he yelled. The congregation murmured agreement.
But pretty soon he fell asleep again, and the preacher noticed, so he prepared to signal. “And who was it God sent to die for all our sins?” He raised his arms, and the wife pricked her husband again.
“JESUS!” he yelled, and a few “Hallelujah”s came from the congregation.
Now at this point, the preacher really started getting into his sermon, really selling it, and didn’t notice the man had fallen asleep yet again. “And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his hundredth son?” He raised his arms…
The man jumped out of his seat, livid, and turned on his wife. “So help me, if you stick that thing in me one more time I’ll break it in half and shove it up your bum!”
And the congregation said, “Amen.” (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpQuestion: How clean is “clean”? Also, are you entertained yet? :B (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Another last post wins 3BP.Blah blah, post post, carry on. (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Show me the funny and I'll show you 4 bpUh, so this scientist figures out that there’s a breed of dolphin that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of young seagulls. So one day he runs out of seagulls and has to head out to the cliffs to capture some more. He goes out, catches the seagulls and starts to head home, when he turns the corner and finds a pride of lions smack dab in his path. He’s terrified, but the lions are all asleep, so he carefully tries to tiptoe over them…
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN he is arrested — for transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
*faceplant*
Hooray for horribly complicated puns? (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Another last post wins 3BP.*flop* (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
My own Last Post Wins 45BP contestYes. Their power is my power now!
...Which means I’m pretty much the same as before. Hmm. :/ (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Another last post wins 3BP.*castinets* (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
My own Last Post Wins 45BP contestI ate them. Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
The best last post wins 3BP threadI’m thinking of a number, between 450 and 850… do you know what it is? It’s my credit score, and it happens to be 720. :B (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
3bp contest - guess the numberCrap, MapQuest showed that two of the other zipcodes I had were valid :/ And I think I know which one of the other ones it is. Oh well, I should get it tonight. Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
My own Last Post Wins 45BP contestOf course you are. (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
3bp contest - guess the numberIf I have the right information, and I’ve calculated everything correctly, and I haven’t misinterpreted your statements, this should be the number:
11042
If I’m wrong and screwed up somewhere, I get another guess after 11 tonight, yes? (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Another last post wins 3BP.Tom and Jerry. Good times. (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Forumwarz Idol: AuditionsOpensource Audio is not letting me upload. I mean, it’s letting me try, but I keep getting a “server not responding” message. Is it just me? (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Forumwarz Idol: AuditionsOh, duh. I missed that. Thanks! (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
My own Last Post Wins 45BP contestLog in to see images! (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Forumwarz Idol: AuditionsI used Garageband; it came with my Mac. I don’t know what the Windows folks are using, though. There must be some freeware programs you could use… (view post) |
02/17/2009 | |
Who Needs Free BP? Flamebate Peen Contest, 4 BP Up for Grabs!*reaches toward enlightenment*
*enlightenment smacks hand away* (view post) |
02/16/2009 | |
My own Last Post Wins 45BP contestWell, I daze you with the headbum and sever a major artery. How about that?
ETA: Not with the headbum. With the rapier. (view post) |
02/16/2009 |