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CONTEST: Help get me the Flamebate peen for 5 BP!kittiejenn: post whatever with any/all alts 4:41AM kittiejenn: idk just post “post” or an emoticon or something
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05/30/2009 | |
Trolling in IDCHobart Bliggity Posted:
You know, for a self-professed Troll, you’re BAWWWWing pretty loudly. MOD EDIT: User banned for trolling in CD. (view post) |
05/27/2009 | |
i think uwe boll directed angels and demons
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
What a raging Boll. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
GE to troll america, republicansCapitalism provides limitless lulz.
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05/23/2009 | |
The JewsWell they did invent dreidels. Gotta give em some credit. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
scullyangel is actually a demonLog in to see images!
Artist’s rendition of what Scully Angel might have looked like; however, since being outted as a man, the accuracy of this rendition is now suspect.
See? not a demon necessarily, but an FBI agent. (S )he’ll van us all— in time.
http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Scullyangel (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
woohoo i got up to the level capProfessor Commie PhD Posted:
A bit long-winded. Log in to see images! But impressive. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
I hate
Now you feel better. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
Should I play the Sims?Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:
Lol. She was a female IT Worker. That should tell you everything you need to know right there. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
Should I play the Sims?Log in to see images!
I had a girlfriend that was a QA chief for Sims2…
They even put her in as a NPC with 5words of dialogue, iirc.
(bet you’ll never guess who … ) (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
incompetent adults + children in pain = lol
More info:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Islam_Is_The_Light
The moral of the story is that there is nothing that will **** up a kid like jackbum parenting. (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
Recognize the Armenian Genocide!Armenian Courtship and Mating – A Hairy Hoing Experience
As Told By Abram Magomedov
To the modern world today, Armenians are what Jews used to be for medieval Europe. Everyone’s heard about them, but no one’s actually seen them. Their hooked eagle noses, their gut wrenching BO, and their hairy women are the stuff of legend.
As if hairy arms, thick black mustaches, shapeless bumes and inner-tube tummies weren’t torture enough, Armenian girls won’t screw you unless you put a ring on their finger. That’s because if an Armenian chick isn’t pure, she’ll never get married and will never become the Middle Eastern breeder she’s aspired for so long to become.
Anyway, after more than an hour cruising Yerevan’s tochkas, we finally found a banya stocked with two of its own in-house whores. After seeing the first whore – her face was pretty, but her body consisted of hairy arms, rolls of stomach fat, two stumpy legs and a big, shapeless bum – I told my friend that she was all his and I’d go with the next one.
That was a bad gamble.
The second whore – the whore I was now stuck with – could’ve easily pbumed for an overfed crack ho. Her matted, oily peroxided hair, pockmarked face masked by flaking white face powder, lard body and matching pink mini skirt outfit made her looked like a cross between the Bride of Frankenstein and Miss Piggy.
There was no chance of leaving for the next two hours – Armen was my ride. For a long while, I just sat in silence, watching Armenian TV and downing shots of vodka, before deciding that I just had to get it over with. I didn’t want to, but I didn’t really have a choice.
She took a shower, immediately put her pink bra back on and promptly lay down on the bed with her legs wide spread, exposing a dark hairy patch of hair that stretched from her lower stomach all the way into her bum. I took a shower too and she motioned for me join her. As I moved closer, the patches of curly black hair on her big toes hinted at why she put her bra back on.
Even though I realized what lay beneath, I appreciated that gesture. Staring at a pair of hairy nipples would have been far nastier than simply knowing that they were there. It would have made the whole thing impossible to complete.
I got on the bed and positioned myself on my knees between her legs but I couldn’t bring myself to lie on top of her. Her skin was a patchwork of red splotches and zits, a few of which on her shoulder had been scratched off and glistened with fresh blood and pus. Every inch of her body screamed biohazard. I was paralyzed with revulsion. Sensing that I needed help, she pushed me down on the bed, got between my legs and started to jerk me off. I thought it would be hopeless. No way was my male reproductive organ volunteering for such horror. But no, a few unloving tugs and my male reproductive organ starting coming to life. That was puzzling.
She got it into a semi-soft nub, slipped on a jimmy, rolled over onto her back and spread her legs again.
Resting on my knees and supporting myself with my hands so that I wouldn’t press against her body, I managed to get on top of her and position my male reproductive organ as close as a I could to her snatch. She grabbed my male reproductive organ and slipped it in. I couldn’t feel a thing. She attempted to pull me down towards her, but I resisted.
I closed my eyes, found a rim of her snatch that I could rub against and concentrated on ****ing it. But I had no room and with every thrust I could feel her day-old leg stubble chafing my skin like sandpaper. There was no way I could maintain the little male reproductive organ pressure that I had. I had to abort mission.
As I got up, to my horror, she actually enjoyed it. A lot. She smiled – and in her half-guttural Russian – promised me a freebie on my birthday. I drank vodka continuously in an effort to black myself out. It was a good thing Armen was driving. I wasn’t sure how he managed to drag me back into the car.
From that day on, the very mention of Armenia would numb me like a vodka hangover.
Want moar???
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Armenian (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
facepalm was funny the first few timesLog in to see images! (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
Cute animals playing togetherBill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted: |
05/22/2009 | |
****yeah.gifLog in to see images! By comparison, that guy gots an awesome horse. (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
Canadian gamer hospitalized after 50 hours of non-stop Xbox playingOh, Canada.
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05/22/2009 | |
omig! Sooo deep! |
05/22/2009 | |
DemocracyWho can refuse democracy? (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
man im awesomeLog in to see images! (view post) |
05/22/2009 | |
The most win porn pic everLog in to see images!
Ok, CelerySteve’s bluff sucked, but I like this Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/22/2009 |