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GooseFriedBacon's Contest for Kevin's BaconLama glama Posted:
Hey darlin’, this isn’t a completed entry. You need to follow the instructions in the first post to be eligible for either the 4 bp prize or the 1 bp prize. Try again I’m sure you can get it right, though.
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06/04/2009 | |
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06/04/2009 | |
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06/04/2009 | |
GooseFriedBacon's Contest for Kevin's BaconOh and one more thing, darlin’s, for the random prize, your line to the bacon can be as long as you want. It just has to be different from the previous entries! Get bacon’n! (view post) |
06/03/2009 | |
GooseFriedBacon's Contest for Kevin's BaconHay y’alls, I found one more delicious brownie point in ma pocket! I’m gonna offer it as an additional prize to someone who does not win the main prize but posts a completed (different!) line to the bacon from what has already been posted in the thread. So to be eligible to win this one, post a different line to the bacon from what anyone has posted before you. I’ll randomly select one winner from those completed entries. The winner cannot win both the random prize and the big prize. This closes at the same time as the main contest: Monday, June 8 at 3pm server time.
Love and bacon to y’alls, GFB
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06/03/2009 | |
GooseFriedBacon's Contest for Kevin's BaconGooseFriedBacon Posted: |
05/25/2009 | |
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On my web site at GooseFriedBacon dot deep fat fried dot com, I lack to have an occasional contest for my readers. So, I thought y’alls might be up for it, too. heart heart heart
If there’s one thing I N joy just as much as eating (well, another thing, blush blush shy) it’s watching movies. And I do mean movies about delicious food. Preferably, fried food. Here some of my all time favorites colon Babbette's Feast (1987) Big Night (1996) Chocolat (2000) Delicatessen (1991) Eating Raoul (1982) Eat Drink Man Woman (1994) Jamón, jamón (1992) Like Water for Chocolate (1992) Ratatouille (2007) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
These movies are amazing an I just love watching them while eating and they make me even more hungry for delicious culinary delights. mmm mmm be rat back getting tastycake okay back now uh crumbs in the headset awe hail.
So anyway here’s ma contest. We’re gonna play Six Degrees of Kevin’s Bacon because I do love that hot little Kevin Bacon especially his name gets me nice and greasy if you know what I mean Zach Zach Zach. For each movie, figure out the minimum number of degrees to Kevin Bacon and post what those connections are and then add them up, then add up the total number of degrees in your post for all 10 movies. The contest will be closed on Monday, June 8 at 3pm server time. After the contest closes, the first unedited complete entry from the beginning of the thread with the smallest number of total legitimate degrees to Kevin Bacon wins four delicious brownie points drool. Y’all got it question mark.
If you mess up or find a better line to the Bacon (oh god bacon bacon bacon) that’s okay but make a new post and blank out your old one. That means you forfeit your earlier spot and want your new post to be counted in stayed. This way you can’t win just by posting first and editing your first post when somebody posts a better answer later.
Good luck and happy cooking and eating exclamation point heart heart rainbow heart god dam emoticon fail
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This added to the original post on June 3, 2009:
Hay y’alls, I found one more delicious brownie point in ma pocket! I’m gonna offer it as an additional prize to someone who does not win the main prize but posts a completed (different!) line to the bacon from what has already been posted in the thread. So to be eligible to win this one, post a different line to the bacon from what anyone has posted before you. I’ll randomly select one winner from those completed entries. The winner cannot win both the random prize and the big prize. This closes at the same time as the main contest: Monday, June 8 at 3pm server time.
Love and bacon to y’alls,
GFB
Oh and one more thing, darlin’s, for the random prize, your line to the bacon can be as long as you want. It just has to be different from the previous entries! Get bacon’n! (view post) |
05/25/2009 | |
Post your favorite fanfics here!I never thought about writing fanfiction before, but I do love me some Paula Deen exclamation point exclamation point heart heart
I’m gonna post part one of mah story here and if you like it, I’ll write more! rainbow heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart rainbow
Part I Paula Deen surveyed the set after her latest taping of “Paula’s Party.” The counters were thick with bumer, just the way she liked it. It would only be a few more minutes before Mark, this summer’s intern, would be here to clean up. She would have to work quickly.
Paula took a handful of bumer and smeared it over her ample cleavage. Her chest heaved and her thighs quivered with anticipation. The bumer slicked over her bosoms and began to melt, dripping down to her stomach and into her black sequin gown. She worried slightly that one day, a Food Network executive would find out about these yearly intern “training sessions.” But then she remembered that they had all been through it, too.
Just then, Mark entered the studio. He had known that today was the day, and was both aroused and afraid. At 18 years old, Mark was still a virgin. He had gotten the internship through his grandmother, who was a high school friend of Paula’s. He had hoped that half of what he’d heard from last year’s interns was true: that she was both a tyrant and had an insatiable appetite. (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???Of course, puddin’ cake! Restaurant reviews and menus are some of my favorite reading material! I like to spread them out on the bed so that they surround me, like good friends. kiss heart newline newline
And for any moderators reading this, I’m having trouble finding the bacon emote. Is it missing?? sadface sadface cry (view post) |
05/23/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???Oh goodness, that’s like veal, but even better! I love to eat up some baby calf meat, but I bet pony meat is even more tender. Thank you so much for the tip! heart heart rainbow
I had a few helpers over this morning to help me get my breakfast ready. It’s pancake Friday!
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05/22/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???Honey, I can’t eat your draginz unless I deep fat fry them first exclamation mark new line kiss kiss
But that reminds me of a fellow food blogger who showed me the lusciousness of a properly prepared reptile. Fried alligator is surprisingly delicious!
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05/22/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???When my caregiver comes over, we move me to a makeshift trolley and duct tape a wooden spoon to one of my hands. My kitchen equipment is specially-designed to suit my unique needs. I’m on Atkins, though, and hope to lose a few more pounds for swimsuit season!
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05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???Lord Shplane Posted:
Oh darlin’ I love it! I would touch the screen to caress your digital image, but my body is so large that my arms just stick straight out! frownyface frownyface cry
I have to have a caregiver over every few days to adjust my headset so that I can communicate with y’alls. (view post) |
05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???MC Banhammer Posted: You sound just like that jerk mod who banned me at 2chin.org. Is that you, MC Banhammer_299? I don’t think you have any room to talk, if you know what I mean, fellow fattie. You: Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???My latest food invention, unveiled: the doughnut burger.
It feels so good in my stomach, that combination of meat and doughnuts! heart heart heart rainbow
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05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???My friend Trish, who runs bacon lover girls dot freeweb dot com sent me this pic this morning. She loves bacon almost as much as I do. Sexy, natch?
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05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???I just wanted to show everyone the goose confit I finished making yesterday! As I explain on my website, GooseFriedBacon dot deep fat fried dot com, goose confit is goose slowly cooked in its own fat. I hope that when I die, I can be cooked in my own fat just like this confit. What a way to go! Here is a picture of the goose legs that I transferred to a jar and then topped off with more goose fat. heart heart heart
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05/21/2009 | |
ahsih pepople, as ia wbuma plaain dodm, sdi pswon alls the dforusm, weshet nmey vanaillia ascoops:\I thought this thread would have pictures of ice cream.
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05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???Samildanach Posted:
omg omg omg omg this is amazing! I feel mildly aroused. (view post) |
05/21/2009 | |
HEY Y'ALLS IS THIS THE FOOD PORN FORUM???I’m so excited that everybody is so friendly here! rainbow rainbow
Today I made Paula Deen’s deep fried bumer balls. I took a picture! Log in to see images!
Here is the recipe. Please try it!
Ingredients
* 2 sticks bumer * 2 ounces cream cheese * Salt and pepper * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 egg, beaten * 1 cup seasoned bread crumbs * Peanut oil, for frying
Directions
Cream the bumer, cream cheese, salt and pepper together with an electric mixer until smooth. Using a very small ice cream scoop, or melon baller, form 1-inch balls of bumer mixture and arrange them on a parchment or waxed paper lined sheet pan. Freeze until solid. Coat the frozen balls in flour, egg, and then bread crumbs and freeze again until solid.
When ready to fry, preheat oil in a deep-fryer to 350 degrees F.
Fry balls for 10 to 15 seconds until just light golden. Drain on paper towels before serving. (view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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