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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: http://i42.tinypic.com/23l1w1e.jpg You: what is it i dont trust Strangers Stranger: haha Stranger: It is a picture of me You: wow your a hottie Stranger: I get that a lot You: i like to cut off your face in paint and past other peoples face on there and fap to it Stranger: LOL! You: you get me off with many faces Stranger: good ****t You: tottaly You: so you ever cover your self in bumer Stranger: All the time Stranger: I am actually soaking right now You: wow your giving me a stiffy Stranger: I have that effect on people You: well your so big a pirdy Stranger: I knoww You: i want to make you in to a skin suit You: will you live in my well Stranger: Mmm Stranger: Hannibalectar You: it puts the lotion in the basket You: but i dont have a puppy i have a kitty Stranger: Damn! Stranger: It puts the lotion in its skin You: or it gets the hose again You: iit puts the lotion in the basket Stranger: LOL You: I’m looking down the hole You’re looking up at me You’re cold and tired that is easy to see Lower the rope to you a bucket and a light Your membrane will be soft and smooth and your heart will be mine.
Stranger: Yumm You: It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again Yes Precious, it gets the hose You: The look inside your eyes drives me from control Evoking visions of my favorite cbumerole. And if I eat your heart I’ll also bite your soul And when I’m done with that I’ll use your skull as a bowl Stranger: Good **** You: It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. It gets the hose. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. Yes it does . . . Put the lotion in the basket Put the lotion in the basket . . . Put the lotion in the basket . . . . . . and it does. You: The night is very cold I’m feeling kind of weak. I think I’ll make myself a cap from your right bumock’s cheek. And then I will go walking with my little dog. And then I’ll bury you underneath the lawn. You: It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. Yes it does Precious.. It puts the lotion in the basket. ****, put the lotion in the basket. Ohh, put the lotion in the ****ing basket ****, put the lotion in the basket. Stranger: damn You: i know that song gets me hot Stranger: Haha, I am sitting in my own mess right now. You: a bumer mess You: bc i just got you so hot it melted Stranger: Exactly Stranger: But now I can roast that turkey You: hells to the yeah You: are you gonna put that turky in what i would guess whold be a gapeing vag hole Stranger: That is the only oven I got. You: i mean with men the fatter you are the smaller the peen but like idk if your a bb do you have a bigger vag ive always wanted to know Stranger: Yupp You: snap can i move in You: i only ask for hot running water and internet Stranger: Got it You: got what i hope its not aids Stranger: Hope not You: good i cant live in some one with aids Stranger: Haha, why? You: i have gay friends they have aids i dont want to have to deal with all the crap they deal with meds doc bum enjoy Stranger: Mmmm, bum enjoy You: bum enjoy well i dont like it but yeah Stranger: Haha, that is the no-no hole You: exit onlyy really You: **** male reproductive organ and all smells bad Stranger: exactly You: and its messy You: and then you do dumb **** like sitck a jar up in there Stranger: And then you slip on your bum Stranger: and it breaks You: and your pooping in a bag for the rest of yoour lyfe Stranger: mmmhmmm You: with your bum hloe sown shut You: what kind of like can you live if you cant finger your own bum hole Stranger: A ****ty one, thats the kind You: cant even smuggle drugs in there Stranger: Serious. Stranger: May as well die You: you got to cut open babies and fill that ship up in there You: ***** You: but hum nuff small talk where you from Stranger: Cali You: if im moving in to your vag i need to find out if i can transfer at my job You: well fml dont have any in cali You: but my bff lives there Stranger: 1haha Stranger: where in cali is the bff You: la Stranger: **** Stranger: I am in LA You: orly Stranger: maybe I am your best friend. You: maybe Stranger: O RLY owl You: ask me somethng i would know Stranger: What is my cats name? You: you dont have a cat silly Stranger: Yes I doooo You: well idk i guess a small dog and a cat are the same Stranger: Haha. . . Stranger: My dog is big, and old You: it ****s you and licks peanut bumer off your twat You: and your nips when you can get some on there Stranger: Haha Stranger: Too old for that Stranger: those days are over Stranger: ’’[ You: well just have to get your self a vibe then arnt you Stranger: Eh, I found this squirrel that comes by a lot Stranger: It can handle pretty well for a smal critter You: oh nice i bet it hides nuts in your fat rolls Stranger: And the ones he eats too You: o i c i c Stranger: haha Stranger: It is E I E I O Stranger: silly You: **** i fail at childens songs Stranger: Where was a farmer, had a dog, and _____ was his Name-O! You: i try driven my free candy van around and all i ever get is old teethless people asking if i got any hard candys Stranger: Tell them you got a big red hard one for them, but they have to come in the van to get it You: ever once and awhile ill get a gum-er but eh You: i like to knock the teeth out of whores Stranger: Life sucks You: they have better mammary glands You: im sorry your life sucks Stranger: Yes they doooo You: you shold find a ****ty game to play Stranger: i shouldddd Stranger: like tetris You: nah but keep it mind there are lamer games than that You: like i have played some lame games on the net and tetris is not as lame as some You: like fall out boy trail Stranger: Trail? Stranger: wtf You: Puppet Guardian Stranger: WHAT You: yeah like Organ Trail Stranger: OMG! Stranger: I rememebr that from like 4th grade You: and the green screen You: and you die of a snake bite and distimper You: but with fall out boy its a lil diffrent Stranger: Haha You: but hum you got any other ****ty games you can think of Stranger: Math Blaster You: **** yeah but i suck at math You: how about ****ty games that you play with other people You: like 2nd life or maple story Stranger: MAPLE ****ING STORY! You: yeah my friends 4 year old sister playes it You: but thats not what im looking for Stranger: Haha You: i want something that is compleat **** that would make my mother cry You: you know any thing like that Stranger: Hmmm Stranger: Neopets You: eh i still have my accout from when it first came out like when i was still a virgin and didnt know what tub girl was You: and my mom woulnt cry over that Stranger: Hmmm, Magical Hogwarts You: eh maybe but i want a game filled with titts and naked men in drag Stranger: idk thenn You: lmao i just logged in to my neo pets accout ive had the ****ing thing for 8 years You: and i still know the pbum word thats sad Stranger: HAHA! Stranger: damn Stranger: gimme your neopoints You: lol ive only got 12000 of em You: and looks like i have a house and a shop You: and 3 pets and my pets have pets You: and there all hungry Stranger: damn Stranger: sell that ****t You: i shold all my stuff is megga rare and retierd and **** Stranger: Haahahahh You: oh well nuff on neo pets i think ive thought of a supper ****ty game Stranger: lol You: unless you have other ideas Stranger: Nahhh You: ok well there is a game but its tottal **** and there are mammary glands and fat guys shown off there tiny male reproductive organ You: and its kinda like being enjoy in the bum by a black man named tiny You: wile a miggett pees on you You: have you ever thougt of playing something like that Stranger: Ew? You: but its all on line so none of it really happs You: happens* Stranger: AIM Stranger: kaleexxjimtm (view post) |
04/09/2009 |
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