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dude.DerKaiserReich Posted: (view post) |
06/17/2009 | |
TUBSWEETIE's Erotic Fanfiction Contest - 3BPOk, here’s your first entry then.
“TUBSWEETIE always knew that he was different, even as a young child he knew. Girls just never interested him for anything more than as playmates or casual friends, and while he liked girls all right, it was just quite not like the other guys did. He always knew that he was probably gay, but when you’re young you don’t really understand all the feelings and emotions that well up inside of you as you grow to adulthood. Showing affection??? Now that was something that TUBSWEETIE couldn’t even comprehend trying in his small middle clbum mid western town, besides, who would he show that affection to? For all he knew he was the only gay kid in his whole school, and no one suspected that he was fabulous person, and he wasn’t about to come out when he felt that even his parents wouldn’t understand, so feeling lonely was just something he had gotten used to. He was certainly looking forward to his first year at State U., feeling sure that at least there he would find others in the same boat as he!!! The first weeks of college life were hectic to say the least, what with twenty five thousand students in one place was overwhelming as well as exhilarating! This was the first time TUBSWEETIE had ever been on his own for any length of time, but he easily settled into a comfortable routine and even began to make a few friends in his clbumes as well as in his dormitory. His roommate, Shii, was a freshman from Chicago, so many nights were spent telling each other of life in each other’s home town. TUBSWEETIE had to admit that Shii’s stories were much more interesting than his own as Shii seemed to have plenty of tales to tell about the girls he had been with and the wild sex they had together. Luckily for him, Shii didn’t really try to pry into TUBSWEETIE’s personal background so TUBSWEETIE didn’t even have to lie about exploits with the opposite sex!
As the first quarter was coming to an end, a lot of time was spent cramming for tests. A shy young freshman named Jalapeno Bootyhole who had a room down the hall from TUBSWEETIE was in several of his clbumes so they ended up studying together in Jalapeno Bootyhole’s room. TUBSWEETIE felt more at ease around Jalapeno Bootyhole than he had ever felt about anyone in his whole life, and while he wasn’t sure if Jalapeno Bootyhole felt the same way, they seemed so relaxed together that TUBSWEETIE had hopes that just maybe Jalapeno Bootyhole would turn out to be more than just a study partner. As luck would have it, TUBSWEETIE came to study at Jalapeno Bootyhole’s room only to find the door unlocked but no one answering his knock so after slowly opening the door, he entered the room just as a dripping Jalapeno Bootyhole came out of the bathroom from after taking a shower!!! This was the first time TUBSWEETIE had ever seen his friend naked and immediately he stared at Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ! He had big a hardon!!! Jalapeno Bootyhole was embarrbumed and tried to cover himself but TUBSWEETIE told him not to move. This was the moment of truth in both of their young lives, and calmly, TUBSWEETIE stood up, walked over to Jalapeno Bootyhole, and put his hand around his very erect male reproductive organ and began slowly jerking it in his fist!!! Jalapeno Bootyhole stood as still as a deer caught in headlights, hardly breathing as his male reproductive organ was being jerked for the first time by another human being! Without saying a word, TUBSWEETIE leaned over and gave Jalapeno Bootyhole a French kiss that seemed to last forever. As their tongues explored each other’s mouths, Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ began to spasm in TUBSWEETIE’s hand and a huge jet of hot great times shot out as Jalapeno Bootyhole groaned during his incredible orgasm!!!
Neither of them said anything for a minute as each tried to collect their thoughts, but it was finally TUBSWEETIE who admitted that that was the first time he had ever done anything sexually with anyone else in his life! Jalapeno Bootyhole said that once at camp a counselor had exposed himself but at the time he was so scared that he didn’t even have time to enjoy it, but for sure nothing like what he had just done with TUBSWEETIE!!! Then Jalapeno Bootyhole dropped to his knees, undid TUBSWEETIE’s pants, pulled out his male reproductive organ, and began to gently suck on his raging boner until in only seconds he was shooting his load down Jalapeno Bootyhole’s eager throat! So this was how sex was supposed to be! Both boys decided another shower was in order, so they got in and began soaping each other all over their bodies!!! It didn’t take long for each of them to have big boners sticking out ready to be used again, but what TUBSWEETIE wanted now was to feel that beautiful thing up his bum! Leaning against the wall and spreading his cheeks was all the invitation Jalapeno Bootyhole needed, and with his hard male reproductive organ already slick with soap, he began to push its way into TUBSWEETIE’s inviting virgin bum hole!!! When the head finally was inside, Jalapeno Bootyhole began with gentle short thrusts not wanting to hurt his new found lover while TUBSWEETIE whimpered as Jalapeno Bootyhole became more insistent with his ****ing. By now TUBSWEETIE was getting the bum ****ing of his life as Jalapeno Bootyhole pounded away at his virgin bum hole!!! TUBSWEETIE reached down and was jerking his now hard male reproductive organ in time with Jalapeno Bootyhole’s movements so that when Jalapeno Bootyhole blew his wad up TUBSWEETIE’s eager rectum, TUBSWEETIE’s own great times exploded out of his male reproductive organ onto the wet show room floor!
They slumped together in a post coital glow, and TUBSWEETIE couldn’t help but think of how lucky he had been to find Jalapeno Bootyhole at this time in his life, and if first loves are best loves, TUBSWEETIE certainly had no complaints!!! TUBSWEETIE soaped off Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ, and gently took it into his mouth and sucked on it softly, while Jalapeno Bootyhole stroked his lovers head, savoring the feeling that could only come from having the head of your male reproductive organ in someone’s warm mouth! After about ten minutes, Jalapeno Bootyhole was about to shoot his load, and he whispered to TUBSWEETIE that he was about to blow! TUBSWEETIE looked up lovingly into his friend’s eyes and then jerked the big male reproductive organ until it filled his mouth with life giving sperm as Jalapeno Bootyhole let loose with a low long groan, after which both boys got to their feet and rinsed off, playfully poking at each other’s bouncing male reproductive organ. TUBSWEETIE then smiled at Jalapeno Bootyhole and said, “I think I’m gonna like college life just fine, don’t you?!?” (view post) |
06/16/2009 | |
The Anti-Contest for (150) BP! Revised EditionI am! (view post) |
06/16/2009 | |
The Anti-Contest for (150) BP! Revised EditionWho’s a pretty boy then? (view post) |
06/16/2009 | |
I am an Atheist ask me a questionman-man Posted:
Ahahaha quoting Richard Dawkins is fun, isn’t it? I read ‘The God Delusion’ too. didn’t think much of it though… (view post) |
06/15/2009 | |
Spock used to be SpockNow Sylar is Spock, and Spock is Spock too.
I are Confucius.
Did I miss something? Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/15/2009 | |
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY ISGARBAGE DAY!
lol. (view post) |
06/14/2009 | |
MercWithMouth got banned... AGAIN!http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/626229
Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/14/2009 | |
a tribute to SanchezLog in to see images! (view post) |
06/14/2009 | |
Jalapeno Bootyhole Not-Fan Club (OFFICIAL)no
and also, FIRST!
Edit: Again, fortunato steals my thundaga (view post) |
06/14/2009 | |
Jalapeno Bootyhole Fan Club (OFFICIAL)FIRST! and yes.
Edit: No, second it seems. (view post) |
06/14/2009 | |
I am an Atheist ask me a questionCrinkzPipe Posted:
In the absence of a god to hold you responsible, do you, like me, hold YOURSELF responsible to your actions?
I mean, lack of faith doesn’t excuse a poor conscience…
So I guess what I’m saying is, are you an atheist in absence of proof (agnostic), do you not like the idea of a divine supernatant (atheist), or are you just doing it as rebellion in order to have an excuse to be a douche-esque person? (view post) |
06/13/2009 | |
Tougher forums are getting to be insane.Ego 2303 Tears 651 Offense 155 Defense 102 Luck 13 Frugality 13 Charisma 16 Upkeep 3 Alignment 7% Good
my stats. How’s that for an emo kid? (view post) |
06/13/2009 | |
Hey Guys.... <3Awww that’s so cuuute!
Man, you’ll be rly sad when they grow old and die, won’t you? (view post) |
06/13/2009 | |
Hey guys, I'm switching klansChronic-Boy Posted:
**** YOU.
@zing! (view post) |
06/13/2009 | |
Gender ThreadGene Hackman Posted: |
06/13/2009 | |
What's your RL name?Nicco Posted:
Heh. It kinda did actually Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/13/2009 | |
Important Note: Abusing KyoubaiHey, I bid 7000 flezz on this for a bidder point
http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/269678-marble
But It was confiscated… were there a lot of these going on with the same seller and the same buyer (me)? I think not.
I’d like my flezz or a a bidder point back please. This really seems horribly unfair. You can check my tubmail logs to see that I did NOT have relations with that auctioneer… (view post) |
06/13/2009 | |
Being usedwww.xvideos.com/videos/90016437
BEST mammary glands EVER. PERIOD. (view post) |
06/12/2009 | |
INCIT suggestionsLook, I actually play INCIT, and I like it the way it is. (view post) |
06/12/2009 |