< Hello. >

< 1. Visual Perceptivity: Which is the best square? >

< That is a curious choice. >

< 2. Numerical Corresponditude: Which two-digit number best represents the word DESPAIR? >

< I had a feeling you would pick that. >

< 3. Attitudinalism: Which would you rather have? >

< The last five people who picked that choice had sexual relations with their own mothers. I am not saying you are a mother fucker. The statistics, however, are. >

< 4. Which of the following Internet phenomena have you heard of (check those that apply): >

< In the time it took you to respond to that question, I burned through the equivalent of a million hours worth of your brain power. While it would be physically impossible for you not to waste my time, it would be appreciated if you at least made an effort. >

< 5. And finally: My creator, unfortunately, did not endow me with what humans know as olfactory receptors. This has left me most curious, flesh-being. In 50 characters or less, how would you describe the scent of human faeces? >

< How I envy your basic senses! I am running your sequence through the AvatarGen 5000™. Please be patient… >

< Analyzing possibilitrons… >

< Narrowing possibiltrons… >

< Match found! >

< Congratulations: Your personalized avatar is: Jimmy the Re-Re >

< Don’t worry, you will eventually be able to choose your own class and avatar. >

< In the meantime, I really think you should be Jimmy the Re-Re. My accuracy gauge is throbbing at 99.999999%. >

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