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tl;dr It's a fact

Fact:

The tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable—it is instead an egg. You don’t want to see what lays them, either.

Fact:

Only some squirrels are really squirrels. The rest are Canadian-made spy robots.

Fact:

World War 2 never actually happened. Neither did World War 1 or the Spanish-American War. All of the tens of millions of people who are said to have died in them actually died by more…sinister means. The agency responsible will be returning soon.

Fact:

Santa Claus was real. Once. J. Edgar Hoover had a purse and matching pumps made out of his flayed skin. His polished skull is on an altar in a private room deep within the Cato Institute.

Fact:

Coldplay isn’t actually a band—it’s an elaborate psychological experiment. Soon the experiment will end. It will not end well for the human race.

Fact:

The plastic ends on shoelaces are called eglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

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Anonymous
01/01/2010 7:05AM     | #

fact: unfunny

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Anonymous
01/01/2010 7:20AM     | #

The fact girl wants more money.

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01/01/2010 7:25AM     | #

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01/01/2010 8:43AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

The fact girl wants more money.

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Money shot! Log in to see images!

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01/01/2010 11:24AM     | #
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