To properly shoplift you must take desirde item and walk towards bathroom in hand.eter a stall (best if have cargo pants) rip barcode off.Then insert item in sock or (if have cargo pants pocket) walk out of bathroom and enjoy winnings.

Anonymous Posted:

To properly shoplift you must take desirde item and walk towards bathroom in hand.eter a stall (best if have cargo pants) rip barcode off.Then insert item in sock or (if have cargo pants pocket) walk out of bathroom and enjoy winnings.

You’ll get caught eventually. You’ll get overconfident, your luck will run out, and you’ll get caught. Know when to quit while you’re ahead.

Anonymous Posted:

To properly shoplift you must take desirde item and walk towards bathroom in hand.eter a stall (best if have cargo pants) rip barcode off.Then insert item in sock or (if have cargo pants pocket) walk out of bathroom and enjoy winnings.

if you want attention, just cut yourself…zero chance of being arrested!

Cool, I’ve been wanting these 500-watt stereo speakers forever, but didn’t know how to get them and god knows I can’t afford them. Thanks anon!

really I don’t trust the bath room way. I always go to some place with a dressing room stick said goodies in the pants pocket of something to try on, if it is small if not hide it under a clothing to try on then unwrap and hide where ever you hide things purse pockets socks or panties. This also works with price changing tho some times you have to find same brand same color of clothing as far as price changing I really do that at big lots and thrift stores some times at the mall its kind of hard to do it to things with a upc on a box but i do have some amazing mini ipod speakers from big lots once marked $25 and changed the price to $5 with the stickers they use. I also find it best to buy something at the store you lift from but don’t use a credit card or check. The one time we didn’t buy any thing one of my friends got caught.

Also you should run if you get caught because I don’t think they can really stop you unless there happens to be a cop there.

I usually just shove what ever I want up my bum. When I get caught the stores generally don’t want the merchandise back.

yes running is a good thing unless there real cops they really cant stop you or check you unless you let them

its also fun to pretend to shop lift and let them stop you when they find nothing on you they have to reimburse you for your time normally in gift card or a free meal that’s fun too

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2193562/balls_of_steel_negs_urban_sports_urban_sprinting/

Anonymous Posted:

if you want attention, just cut yourself…zero chance of being arrested!

No instead you could get sectioned under the mental health act! In which case they lock you up until “THEY” see fit to release you.

Anonymous Posted:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2193562/balls_of_steel_negs_urban_sports_urban_sprinting/

If you got somebody to do that while the security was busy another person could steal stuff.

Or you could have all your friends dress like hoodlums and go into a store and act suspicious without stealing anything. Meanwhile you go in separately dressed all nice like you don’t even know them and while the security is preoccupied steal ****.