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Sports The Writer's Bane

This empty knot inside my chest

What is it?

We have all felt it

Its draining and mockingly cavalier

This thing in my chest is holding on so tight, so dear

What is it?!

How do I cast out this monster of dullness?

The progenitor of madness, the paladin of insignificance

How do I rob it of its trivial promenade?

To stop it would be a blessing

To kill it a miracle

To wrench it out form within my chest

Seems to cost a lifetime of diligent work and labor

This retched fiend which is so blissfully sucking the creativity right out from my precious marrow

I could impale it; I could feed it the poisons of the world, anything to end its parasitic conquest of my waning body

But coincidentally if it dies by my hand, the product of such an act is commutative

So what do I do?

I could read it Daniel Steel, I could force it to listen to those three brothers we all know and hate

But would it hurt it or me?

The questions are numerable and the outcomes infinite

O god how do I kill it!?

I wish it was out of me, do I stop its rampage with the sweet nullifications of modern medicine, sleep it off in one drug induced coma?

Or should I just be the man I am supposed to be and rip it out with my bared hands

Strangling it as it gasps for the caress my bodies blood

But the more it is pondered the more the answer seems to become prevalent.

Writeabout the thing that is eating at you, express its monotony through the written word

Beat it at its own game, turn its strengths against it

Kill the writers nemesis, end its insane games

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Anonymous
Anonymous
09/03/2009 12:32AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

This empty knot inside my chest

What is it?

We have all felt it

Diarrhea.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/03/2009 3:43PM     | #
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