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Macho Awesome

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout lodge benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my continually 32 hour workout I called one of the ****es I know, Jessica. She is really **** hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with dear engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic increase as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badbum, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stay from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my male reproductive organ. I could be sure she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my male reproductive organ. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch male reproductive organ is prevalent inside of her woman's genitals, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC at best kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my male reproductive organ. There had to have been about two pints of great times everywhere. People say I great times like a pornstar, I wouldn’t quarrel with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:22AM     | #

posstd in anaonn, youurr a fabulous persongg.

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Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:25AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

posstd in anaonn, youurr a fabulous persongg.

**** YOU CHILIEPEPINO

Anonymous
Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:27AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

**** YOU CHILIEPEPINO

ha u ****ing told his bum bro!

Anonymous
Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:28AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

ha u ****ing told his bum bro!

YA BRO fine upstanding member of societyZ DON’T **** WIT DA CHAMP

Anonymous
Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:29AM     | #

I hear you bro.

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Anonymous edited this message on 06/16/2009 3:32AM

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06/16/2009 3:31AM     | #

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~Stay on the Grind

Rocco

P.S. **** you chilepepino

Anonymous
Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:34AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

**** YOU CHILIEPEPINO

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Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:35AM     | #

dodoenst chaange ethe dafactt thata yoyuur faags.

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Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:37AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

posstd in anaonn, youurr a fabulous persongg.

Blowin a kiss to my hataz

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Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:39AM     | #

nothehr sccooop, thanskc for thte puucsh.

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Anonymous
06/16/2009 3:45AM     | #

A+ thread would read again

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Anonymous
06/17/2009 12:22AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

C- thread anon is ****

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Anonymous
06/17/2009 12:24AM     | #

i hear you bro

Anonymous
Anonymous
06/19/2009 8:51PM     | #

Bird of Prey LOVES THE male reproductive organ!!!

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Anonymous
06/20/2009 1:58AM     | #

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06/20/2009 2:13AM     | #
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