Flamebate - The Forumwarz Forums - Adventure of an anonymous hero

Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

« previous
1
2
next »

Adventure of an anonymous hero
You wake up in the morning. Your head’s still aching thanks to all the stupid liquors you drank yesterday. An anonymous girl’s lying naked next to you. What will you do? Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:13AM \| #
CLOSE THIS THREAD Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:19AM \| #
take a dagger and stick it deep within her. game over. then take the dagger and stick it deep within yourself. thread over. Anonymous edited this message on 05/22/2009 7:29AM Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:29AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: take a dagger and stick it deep within her. The girl wakes up, takes the dagger out and throws it away. “Hey honey, I expected something big, hairy and even more painful than this thing Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:34AM \| #
So I take a dump on her chest Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:34AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: So I take a dump on her chest then punch her in the face. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:38AM \| #
An hero. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:40AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: take a dump on her chest The girl screams and runs into the bathroom, horrified. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:40AM \| #
Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:41AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: then punch her in the face. You follow her into the bathroom and punch her in the face. She falls on the floor, unconscious. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:42AM \| #
I look at myself in the mirror. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:45AM \| #
stick a sharpie in her pooper, take a pic, and post it on 4chan. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:46AM \| #
then i take a dump on my own chest Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:50AM \| #
Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:54AM \| #
then i troll an anonymous thread in flamebait with smilies Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:58AM \| #
[quote=ANGRY HOBO[/QUOTE] THERE ARE NO ANONYMUS HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 UNKNOWN SOLDIERS DESERVED THEIR DEATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:01AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: I look at myself in the mirror. You look at the mirror, but your image isn’t there. Weird huh? Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:05AM \| #
Then I take a dump on my vampire chest. Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:08AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Then I take a dump on my vampire chest. OK, you take a dump on your chest. How you did it was a mystery, but it appears that some of the **** got into your mouth too. Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:11AM \| #
And you win the game. Im the OP, requesting this thread to be in CoS Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:31AM \| #

« previous
1
2
next »

0 Assholes Online | Full Screen | Close Chat

Internet Delay Chat

Have fun playing!

To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!

Adventure of an anonymous hero
You wake up in the morning. Your head’s still aching thanks to all the stupid liquors you drank yesterday. An anonymous girl’s lying naked next to you. What will you do? Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:13AM \| #
CLOSE THIS THREAD Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:19AM \| #
take a dagger and stick it deep within her. game over. then take the dagger and stick it deep within yourself. thread over. Anonymous edited this message on 05/22/2009 7:29AM Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:29AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: take a dagger and stick it deep within her. The girl wakes up, takes the dagger out and throws it away. “Hey honey, I expected something big, hairy and even more painful than this thing Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 7:34AM \| #
So I take a dump on her chest Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:34AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: So I take a dump on her chest then punch her in the face. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:38AM \| #
An hero. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:40AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: take a dump on her chest The girl screams and runs into the bathroom, horrified. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:40AM \| #
Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:41AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: then punch her in the face. You follow her into the bathroom and punch her in the face. She falls on the floor, unconscious. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:42AM \| #
I look at myself in the mirror. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:45AM \| #
stick a sharpie in her pooper, take a pic, and post it on 4chan. Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:46AM \| #
then i take a dump on my own chest Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:50AM \| #
Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:54AM \| #
then i troll an anonymous thread in flamebait with smilies Anonymous 05/22/2009 9:58AM \| #
[quote=ANGRY HOBO[/QUOTE] THERE ARE NO ANONYMUS HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 UNKNOWN SOLDIERS DESERVED THEIR DEATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Log in to see images! Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:01AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: I look at myself in the mirror. You look at the mirror, but your image isn’t there. Weird huh? Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:05AM \| #
Then I take a dump on my vampire chest. Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:08AM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Then I take a dump on my vampire chest. OK, you take a dump on your chest. How you did it was a mystery, but it appears that some of the **** got into your mouth too. Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:11AM \| #
And you win the game. Im the OP, requesting this thread to be in CoS Anonymous 05/22/2009 10:31AM \| #