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So I was watching Iron Chef AmericaLotus root is UNBELIEVABLY ****ING DELICIOUS. And it’s artistic without you even needing to do anything to it. And it’s conveniently quite healthy as well. I mean, look at this ****:
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Goose…meh. Ok, I’ll admit I don’t much like poultry in general. Chicken is bland, turkey is bland, duck is slightly less bland. Goose is usually sorta tough but not in the pleasant venison way. It’s all dark looking like you’d expect it to have lots of iron, but it doesn’t, and it makes my body ANGRY. (view post) |
11/23/2010 |
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psot your faovirte kind of dogI like most dogs except male reproductive organer spaniels and daschunds. They’re usually evil little ****es but I officially wouldn’t want either of those breeds because they have terrible congenital health problems. Might as well list english bull dogs too, even though they usually have pleasant personalities.
Picking a favorite breed is too hard. My dogs are mutts. Most dogs I’ve ever had have been mutts. Mutts are usually the coolest dogs. Like this akita/doberman mix I knew, he was awesome. Or this lab/chow mix. And this shepherd/pointer mix.
Now, for political reasons I usually say my favorite breed are sdgrbbum09 Posted: even though the American Pit Bull Terrier is quite uncommon here and most are mutts crossed with mastiffs or dogo argentinos that fall into the category of an emerging breed of very large pit bulls called “American Bullies.” It’s funny that you should mention sdgrbbum09 Posted: since more than half the population around here has dark skin of some variety. And “pit bulls”, though illegal, are very very common. Most of them are nice dogs that act like the huge terriers they are. They’re loyal and funny and have that bull-in-a-china-shop thing going on. They like chasing cats and digging big holes in your expensive lawn and being goofy.
They get quite a bad rap in the media though, since they’re illegal “dangerous dogs” and all. And just like any dog (since they all have teeth and dogs are predators by nature) I’ve met some aggressive ones. It’s quite funny you should mention this because I’ve never known an aggressive pit owned by sdgrbbum09 Posted: though that is the most common stereotype. I even know some pits that have been used for dog fighting that are sweet as all hell now that they have nice loving fine upstanding member of society homes. Usually the aggressive pit bulls that are seized by animal control and “destroyed” are owned by sdgrbbum09 Posted: most often some very small white guy that thinks he’s a banger and talks like he grew up in the Bronx even though he grew up in Western South Dakota. HE GOT A BIG bum DAWG, YO. (view post) |
11/23/2010 |
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So I was watching Iron Chef Americasdgrbbum09 Posted:
Why the hell would you want to eat goose? (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...WILL SOMEBODY FEED ME A ****ING STRAY CAT ALREADY I MEAN JESUS I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR DAYS WHO DO I NEED TO BLOW AROUND HERE TO GET A FRESH STRAY CAT GOD DAMNIT (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...Nicco Posted:
Ok…good. I think. One can never be too sure. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...Nicco Posted:
I have no idea what this means, but my dog started violently humping this pillow as soon as I finished reading it and he’s slightly telepathic so is this supposed to be arousing? (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...Bacchus Posted:
You’d probably still do her. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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What is the previous poster thankful for?thankful for Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...Bacchus Posted:
Oh, really.
Typical Bacchus post:
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Neither seem particularly intelligent to me. Let’s just sidestep this pot/kettle conversation and get back to ****ing off EggLord. Please? (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Super secret Brownie Points winning contestBacchus Posted:
Requesting video footage of Bacchus enjoying auto-erotic asphyxiation please. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Shii hun. Just to let you know, you're invited.Would a unicorn be considered a furry or otherkin? This entire subject confuses me, but especially the unicorn. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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SIGNPICS FOR BPOdalisque Posted: (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Your favorite poemI have a lot of favorite poems, but this is one of them.
Women Are Hungry by Dominique Lowell
Women are hungry. They be hoes. They be sittin on your stoop waiting to drink your beer. Eat Your Food. Suck your male reproductive organ. Women are hungry. They need your favorite shirt your leather jacket a house and a car they just neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed . And they wanna tell you things. Pretty little things about the light in your eyes and the feel of your thighs they wanna shave your balls. Wanna know all your masturbatory nightmares, about every clit you ever licked every bum you ever eyed so they can slice them all to ribbons. They’re insatiable envelopes gawking open mouthed must have must have must have it you now whoremothergoddesspriestessconvictjailer needyneedyneedyneedy need your sperm need your job need space. Need more impossible paint for another impossible face. Blackened purple eyes and concrete shaped nails. Puffy crimson lips. The beaten look, that’s it. Already been hit. Well feed me. Feed me beer and cigarettes and dead idols who make me feel like I might have a reason to die too. Give me war and Coca-Cola and the promise of another American Chance. Give me another good song to dance to. Tell me I’m not fat. Tell me my mammary glands are jewels, my nipples gumdrops. Tell me we can pay the rent tomorrow. Tell me we are just like John and Yoko, only I get to die first o.k.? I get to be the one they light the candles for in Central Park, o.k.? **** Women. They are such ****tish catfight evile ****es every one of them. Beware. Beware. They know what they are doing. Does that scare you? Are you scared? Women are hungry. Hungry for balance. I been called a whore so many times I guess I am one. And it’s not you personally I want anything out of it’s the world. The world owes me big time. The world leaves me hungry. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...This thread is proof that people are like maggots: small, blind and worthless.
Also, **** you Bacchus. I hope you get so constipated you start puking up your own liquid feces. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Your favorite poemWhat is it? (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Is un-ban me?Have you ever considered suicide? Is would be eternal unban from all things. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...Why won’t you stop being an idiot?
This thread is now about bicycles.
Here’s another fixed gear bicycle, but this is the kind you want to avoid.
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Just like a racing bike, it has only one gear and no brakes. They’re frequently made from heavy steel frames, poorly maintained, spray painted ridiculous colours, and ridden by hipster fabulous persons on the shoulders of busy highways. (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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[21:42] * mIRC changes topic to 'General Chat'Anyone feel like going for a nice relaxing walk in the woods with me? Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/22/2010 |
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Who the ****...EggLord Posted:
They didn’t invent that, idiot. They’re just damn good with technology and engineering.
EggLord Posted:
nope. this is:
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11/22/2010 |