urgey's Flamebate Posts

subsitutes for a vibrator??????????????

Personally I superglue a ketchup bottle to an old dryer, but sometimes when I’m feeling especially frisky I take apart a fan and attach a flashlight to the part where the blades should go.

sexy question

My slim hairless body, full bum cheeks, and supple breasts make me very attractive.

Too bad I’m a male.

the people's music

yawn

Poll: Easy Flezz

I really dislike the smell of my nutsack yet I can’t help but sniff my fingers when I scratch myself.

I DID IT!!!

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What you like about the updates.

Playing as a Re-Re is almost impossible on some forums now. The cat attack will do like, 50 damage and a mod will heal the thread every other turn so I just use AFK until I can use the fat girl poetry or whatever its called.

And the turns that the mods don’t come in, those stupid line noises do. I looked around the stores to see if there’s anything I can do to prevent those status effects, but either their aren’t any or I’m not looking hard enough.

But yeah, playing as a Re-Re seems to be a real pain in the bum now, but I guess that makes it a more proper challenge clbum.

EDIT: Oh ok I didn’t look at the computer store where they sell those items that prevent those gaybum status effects. But still, my flezz ;_;

COMMUNITY FEEDBACK POLL: Would you rather read...

I’d rather attempt deciphering the Dead Sea scrolls or read DBZ fabulous personfiction written in lolcat speak.

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