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Forumwarz Show 'n Tell 5BP (NSFW)Log in to see images!
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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05/22/2009 |
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Forumwarz Show 'n Tell 5BP (NSFW)Log in to see images!
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend’s rump. “Stop..” Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Hobbes awake. He didn’t wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. “What, Calvin?” He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. “I love you.” “I love you too..” Hobbes said awkwardly. ‘What is this about?’ He wondered. “Do you really love me?” “Yeah, why?” Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten. “I want to mate with you..” Calvin blushed. “Wait! What? You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said “fresh” and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though “nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air”! I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air. (view post) |
05/22/2009 |
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Wurst contest evr - win 1BPi guess i can post (view post) |
05/22/2009 |
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Post here for a chance at 6BP!post (view post) |
05/22/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPlol too late, and i basically already posted one of these pictures (view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPnone of your images that have links work for me i keep getting a 403 and all of the pictures after dont appear (view post) |
05/20/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPAsian Rapini Posted: |
05/20/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPLog in to see images!
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05/20/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPDarkArmy Posted: |
05/19/2009 |
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Post here for a chance at 6BP!post post post (view post) |
05/19/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPderfboy23 Posted:
lol not a bad idea (view post) |
05/18/2009 |
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Forumwarz Show 'n Tell 5BP (NSFW)BillyBobBoo Posted: |
05/18/2009 |
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Post here for a chance at 6BP!post (view post) |
05/18/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPRe dei sepolcri Posted: |
05/18/2009 |
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Post here for a chance at 6BP!post (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPLog in to see images!
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05/17/2009 |
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The Anti-Contest for (150) BP! Revised Editioni would laugh so hard if someone else won (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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View this thread to receive a Haxploitation epeenso is it to late to get the epeen?
cause this has 90k+ views (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall membersim in sweet Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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Entertain me with funny pictures for 2BPmeh thats funny but still not half as funny as black monopoly (view post) |
05/16/2009 |
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