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	CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!! Douche Infection Posted: The problem is the 500 word limit. No character building can begin if you only have five hundred words to do so. Any character building will be minimal if any at all. ... Hmm I see your point. I put a word limit because I didn’t want any tl;dr’s… But I’ll stretch the limit a little, happy?Log in to see images! (view post)	11/25/2008
	For **s sakes, people keep downvoting me. TUBSWEETIE Posted: True, but combined with all the other numbered chans in the first line made me think it was a really **ty chan joke with no thought at all. Something like “hey look there are so many chans this is just another one lol” Turns out it’s not and it’s actually very clever. first impressions… Meh… I feel flattered Tubs, I really do, thanks for the advice… But it’s like, too late now, because everyone knows about it.Log in to see images! (view post)	11/25/2008
	CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!! OH, something that I forgot to mention in the OP that someone above pointed out… It’s not absolutely necessary to do this but, you’ll earn many bonus points if you make it seem that the characters aren’t obviously gay from the beginning. Know what I mean? It’s too like, BAM,SEX! and then it’s over, try building the story a little. Whatever. Continue. (view post)	11/25/2008
	CLOSED - Contest for 1 measly BP - Be the 100th poster in this thread 1st. (view post)	11/25/2008
	For **s sakes, people keep downvoting me. Inertia Posted:** Whoa! just noticed that the π is the pi symbol. Totally thought it was an “n” Yeah I knowLog in to see images! ( I copypasta’d the symbol from MS Word.) I was debating to either make pichan or infinity-chan ( the sideways “8” ) Whatever. (view post)	11/25/2008
	so i'm going to try and beat the game without using any upgrade points... (spoilers) Wow, if you do manage it, you’ll be a hero among heroes… In fact, you should get an e-peen for that. *HINT HINT* (view post)	11/25/2008
	For **s sakes, people keep downvoting me. Angry hobo Posted:** the op is obviously trolling and he wishes people to downvote nchan I should just stop bumping this thread. Closet of shame? (view post)	11/25/2008
	For **s sakes, people keep downvoting me. TeeKayEff Posted:** so now that we know it’s your idea, shrtcat, I can systematically downvote it each time in the future. It’s already at -5, smart one. Infact it’s been along time since it hit -5, but whatever. (view post)	11/25/2008
	CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!! Aline Posted: I won’t draw geek slash for the love of the almighty Jenkem Troll God, but I’ll write a short slash. Why Jalapeno Bootyhole? by Aline – Wow, moderating a place full of stupid trolls is hard… – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole. – I think I’ll visit Evil Trout, he might know how to turn things easier. At Evil Trout’s house… – Hay, E-Tee! – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole, with his familiar nick to Evil Trout. – Can you help me to make moderation easier? – Jay Bee, I’d like to know… Why did you choose Jalapeno Bootyhole as your nick? – Well, you wanna know, huh? – Then, Jalapeno Bootyhole started to strip himself. He showed his round and soft bum to Evil Trout, rubbing it against the guy’s crotch. – Wow, didn’t know it was so soft… – Evil Trout unzipped his pants. His male reproductive organ was throbbing. Then, he started to thrust it agains Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bumhole, whyle masturbating Jalapeno Bootyhole’s male reproductive organ. – YES! MOAR! DO WANT! – They screamed in orgasm as the stronger and stronger thrusts continued, until Evil Trout’s male reproductive organ got limp, and he could see Jalapeno Bootyhole’s bumhole as red as… Jalapeno. – So, that’s why… – Said Evil Trout. – Well, thank you, now I know how to making moderation easier. – Said Jalapeno Bootyhole. I’ll make them feel screwed. I don’t care if they live too far from one another, and if I’m going to be so banned after that, but on how I could make my writer’s block disappear for a moment. Love it, it could be in 1st place if you would have added a little more depth to it. Log in to see images! Johnny Mac Posted: There was a knock on TUBSWEETIE’s door. “Come in,” TUBSWEETIE spoke. Evil Trout opened the door and walked in the room. “You ready?” Evil Trout asked? “Yeah, I guess,” TUBSWEETIE sighed. TUBSWEETIE went down on his knees and removed Evil Trout’s pants, revealing his mbumive shawarma. This was going to be his only chance. TUBSWEETIE began rubbing Evil Trout’s enlarged shawarma. Without hesitation, Evil Trout brought TUBSWEETIE’s mouth toward his shawarma. TUBSWEETIE felt a part of Evil Trout inside of him. He loved the warmness it gave to his mouth and the way it fit around his lips. TUBSWEETIE continued to perform on him for several minutes before Evil Trout wanted moar. “Get on your hands and knees,” Evil Trout quickly grabbed a bottle of lube from under his bed and opened it. He used up the whole bottle on both himself and TUBSWEETIE and then started to insert his shawarma into TUBSWEETIE’s bumhole. TUBSWEETIE felt his rectum being widened by Evil Trout’s fat shawarma and the result caused him much pain. Evil Trout could hear TUBSWEETIE sob, begging for him to stop, as he continued to insert his shawarma inside his body. Blood could be felt and seen exiting TUBSWEETIE’s bum. The more pain TUBSWEETIE felt, the tighter his bum grew, the more pleasure Evil Trout experienced. He pounded away at TUBSWEETIE’s rear, grunting and sweating more than ever. After a few minutes hot gay sex, Evil Trout climaxed and felt the incredible sensation of orgasming inside of TUBSWEETIE’s bum. TUBSWEETIE could feel Evil Trout’s semen ooze through his rectum slowly. Evil Trout pulled his male reproductive organ out of TUBSWEETIE’s bum, and left without a word. Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE was left laying on the floor, sobbing alone… The next day on ForumWarz: Log in to see images! Curent 1st placeLog in to see images! (view post)	11/25/2008
	For **s sakes, people keep downvoting me. FalconFour Posted: This, in its entirety, is the sole reason it’s at -5, and probably will forever stay at -5. For god’s sake, you made people LOOK for an entry. I didn’t even know it was a forum suggestion. I thought it was a submission under one of the categories, and I said “ that , I’m not doing all that footwork”. There were probably quite a few people that said “What an enormous bumhole, I’m going to actually search for this guy’s and downvote it”... OR… the name stuck in their head the next time they visited forumbuildr, and when it appeared in the list of suggestion forums, bam, it gets a downvote, just for being such a poorly written ad. People are bumholes, you’ve just gotta play on that. Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/25/2008
	My threat and my demands handofg0d Posted: There was no bumon for everybody Log in to see images! qft (view post)	11/25/2008
	Something I've deeply pondered and thought I'd share with everyone... BlankTH Posted: It’d be awesome if FW still existed in some form when we all grow up. I know! Wouldn’t that be awesome though? I hope I don’t lose interest in FW, like I did with other things in the past…Log in to see images! (view post)	11/25/2008
	I'm a whiny little ** who wants you to listen to my problems. BlankTH Posted: Haha, couldn’t you just check which one’s missing “to”? I’m actually surprised that no one did that yet. lol Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/25/2008
	Something I've deeply pondered and thought I'd share with everyone... Bump… Also, pmub. (view post)	11/25/2008
	I'm a whiny little ** who wants you to listen to my problems. LROSENBERG1996 Posted:** If you submit your ideas when there are at most 5 submissions, the chances that people will upvote it are 100%. Well, I did submit it when there were only around 3 submissions… Now it’s at 13, but still, it had great potential, it could have been around 17+... Log in to see images! (view post)	11/25/2008
	My threat and my demands King Krimson Posted: You’re Fran’s alt? 0_o Edit: Typo, sry. (view post)	11/25/2008
	DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST **ING THING TO EVER ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERS lolmale reproductive organ Posted: I’ll repeat myself for the first time. The smart people that were asking for fabulous person posts to be deleted were trying to take this thread back to the level of won it had when it was made You can’t TAKE something back to won. Won comes and leaves, once it’s gone, you can’t it back, now STFU. PatchTheDarknut Posted:** It was never good. Nothing by Manphin is ever good. Nothing by YOU is good either, for that matter. Touché. (view post)	11/25/2008
	CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!! Deific Blunder Posted: Multiple entries would seem self-defeating to an ~500 word limit. As long as they’re clearly two different entries, I don’t see the harm. (view post)	11/25/2008
	Something I've deeply pondered and thought I'd share with everyone... shrtcat Posted: Wow you people have are pathetic. J/k! lol. We’re all equally pathetic. Edit: Or are we? You guys didn’t all go away, did you?Log in to see images! Also, bump. (view post)	11/25/2008
	I'm a whiny little **** who wants you to listen to my problems. pmub (view post)	11/25/2008

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