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New Card Discussion

1338h4x Posted:

Oh man, I was going to suggest something like Mirror Mirror. In keeping with the tarot-esque naming of other cards, call it just The Mirror. And it should be equipped in place of a shield so you can’t have both, and shouldn’t negate the attack on you. So with the two cards you decide whether you want you and your attacker to suffer equally or whether you want to nullify the attack.

 

The Hurricane – Destroys X (10?) random scoops from random players, possibly including you.

Likelihood is distributed by looking at scoops individually, as opposed to rolling a die for which player to hit and then which scoop to hit or anything like that. In other words if you’ve got three players and deciding what the first scoop to take is, and player 1 has 3 antifreeze, 2 lemon, and 4 vanilla, player 2 has 6 chocolate, and player 3 has 1 pistachio, player 1 would have a 3/16 chance of his antifreeze getting hit, 1/8 chance of losing a lemon, 1/4 chance of vanilla being taken, p2 has a 3/8 chance of losing one of his chocolate scoops, etc. Then select the next scoop to smash likewise.

 

The Magnet – Steals X (3?) random scoops from random players.

Same idea as above and if the die picks one of your scoops, it’s effectively unchanged. So you might actually just gain 2, 1, or 0 scoops depending on luck and how many scoops you already have.

I really like that hurricane idea. and the magnet could be increased to 5 maybe?

PPwn Shoppe Report 11/29 --- Douchy & Baggana™ Trollglbumes on Sale!

Acid Flux Posted:

Really? New Players don’t buy Glbumes?

Dude, get real. I bought my first pair of Glbumes from the Ppwn Shoppe about four or five days after I started the game, and I only learned about it because of a posted thread in GD.

And stop overreacting. It’s one new thread a day. Or it was.

So, how about you go ahead and go post the same comment in the thread that is asking ‘Why did I get this Vanilla Scoop?’ or ‘My streak was broken, what do I do?’ or ‘When do I get more forum visits’, etcetera. We see repetitions of those on a constant basis.

And since you’re a bit late to the party, re-read the part where I agreed that Fran had an actually useful suggestion that I’m going to implement. But thanks for actually getting riled up enough to post in the thread. The only reason there’s any drama about this, at all, is because a handful of people got their knickers in a twist over something that didn’t pertain to them anyways.

Besides… I accomplished my goal, and now we’ll do this for the kids, instead of the lulz.

I wasn’t over-reacting, over-exaggerating yes, obviously…

Most new players can’t afford teh glbumes unless they’re pro gamblers, most of the glbumes are upwards of hundreds of thousands of flezz, you don’t have that kind of money when you’re first starting.

I’m not only irked by this particular thread, the same repetitive questions that are asked by noobs have met my, and many other people’s fury.

Anyways, I’ll shut-up now.

Opera > Firefox

So the question still stands, which one is the best?

I use firefox, but I am in desperate need of a change. I use Windows XP. Any suggestions? Safari of Opera?

PPwn Shoppe Report 11/29 --- Douchy & Baggana™ Trollglbumes on Sale!

Fran Posted:

1. Make a thread called Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes Report – Updated Every Day! and explain the objective of that thread;

2. Make a thread called Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes Report – Updated Every Day! so these people can check every day for stuff;

3. Make a thread called Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes Report – Updated Every Day!, I think the title is clear enough to see you’ll post info every day;

4. Make a thread called Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes Report – Updated Every Day!, otherwise you’ll look like someone whoring the Flamebate E-Peen in a way even more lame than contests;

5. Make a thread called Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes Report – Updated Every Day!, that’d be a multi-purpose thread too, just edit the OP every day

6. Make a thread called Ppwn Shoppe Glbumes Report – Updated Every Day! because repeated threads are not fun.

That was nothing, just being a good citizen.

qft.

I’m getting annoyed by the 9 million threads that are basically talking about the same goddamn thing everyday.

And besides, new players don’t buy glbumes because they can’t afford them. Duh.

A free BP for everyone!

Fran Posted:

Oh no, internet marketing spammers/scammers reached FW.

Let’s run away while we still can.

Spoilerpedia navigation

I agree.

It has never been a problem with me, but I could see how it could confuse newer players.

For ****s sakes, people keep downvoting me.

Snickkers Posted:

People will only like it if it is the absolute best thing there.

Thread is dead.

But thanks for the great advice, no really.Log in to see images! (view post)

win streak limited to two forums now?

dr spangler Posted:

For some reason my win streak reset it’s self twice (I did not leave/die on any forums nor run one twice). this is rather irritating as I was working towards the Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos e-peen and was already up to 56 on my streak.

Has anyone else had their streak reset?

I had the same problem, it reset twice, and I [u[swear[/s] I didn’t die or re-visit the same forum…

I am angwy now.

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:

why are black peope black?

Because they can’t afford purple paint?

What made you necro bump my gay thread?

Vivian

Deific Blunder Posted:

Wait, I missed this. Was out shopping. If Viv threatened suicide, who really gives a ****? People who are going to commit suicide don’t give themselves chances to be talked down. This is an obvious cry for attention from an emo. If you’re going to do that ****, do it quietly so I don’t have to read bad threads about children demanding attention. And princess, if it does kill itself, please, seek me out. I will gladly choke you and your transgendered ****-toy out like pathetic e-tough you are threatening people through FW.Log in to see images!

You’re my hero. lol

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