Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

seldon's Flamebate Posts

View seldon's Profile

Only public flamebate results are returned.

« previous
1
2
next »

Search Results
	ITT: SIGNS. VIEWING THIS THREAD MIGHT MAKE YOU A PEDOPHILE FOR 11 MONTHS am I late to the cool kids party? Log in to see images! (view post)	03/31/2009
	Bashy Badgerella Posted: Mommy, I don’t understand these innernets people. we understand you. and we have long, thin knives. (view post)	02/05/2009
	Vuron's Balance Suggestions having the heals scale would be useful, and would help compensate for the thrashing camwhore attacks took. (view post)	12/08/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) Kilroy8675309 Posted: honey, I’ve seen your tiny male reproductive organ, and you really need to suck it up and learn to eat woman's genitals if you’re ever going to land a woman. that tic-tac wont cut it. (view post)	11/24/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) Agent_Orange Posted: **es ain’t ** but hos and tricks its true, but if you want us to suck that micro-male reproductive organ of yours, you’ll have to treat us right. (view post)	11/23/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) Wylin Posted: I don’t want a stranger with calluses and hairy knuckles knowing exactly what I want. then drink until you forget. just be careful, you’re a mean drunk and might knock yourself around. (view post)	11/23/2008
	DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST **ING THING TO EVER **ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERS this thread needs more dolphin titties. (view post)	11/23/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) BaconSupreme Posted: I’m narcissistic, how do I please myself? Log in to see images! have you tried the stranger? sitting on your own hand so it feels like someone else but knows EXACTLY what you want is a good way to add a little spice to your self love. lotion is also a good addition, it can add a unique tactile sensation. (view post)	11/22/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) Manphin Posted: How can I get Neeko, the most dominant of all the dolphins at my area, to let me mate with him? He is very powerful and beautiful and he mates with any dolphin he wants, but never other males. And never with a manphin. Being a male manphin I would love to mate with him because he is the only dolphin in my area who I havent **ed. I told him I would jerk off his prehensile male reproductive organ with my prehensile male reproductive organ, but he ignored me. I offered to let him great times on my snout but he ignored me. I told him I just wanted to be friends and then he was just friends with me Log in to see images!** I want his prehensile male reproductive organ in my bum. Please help. you need to start slow. try mbumaging his dorsal fin and work up. if that fails, try roofies. (view post)	11/22/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) Thingysomeone Posted: How do I convince a man to give me BP over the internet with no real life contact? promise him pictures of you pleasuring yourself. be descriptive. (view post)	11/22/2008
	BOYS ARE LAME! (free relationship advice!) since apparently Im everyone’s goto for relationship issues, ask me questions and I will tell you how to please your man! (view post)	11/22/2008
	DOLPHINS ARE THE GREATEST **ING THING TO EVER **ING EXIST YOU male reproductive organCHOMPERS I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW DOLPHIN OVERLORDS. (view post)	11/22/2008
	Girllss... post yer mammary glands!! Log in to see images! (view post)	11/22/2008
	WHERE THE ** YOU FROM??!?! most recently, I was inside your mom Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/22/2008
	GET THE FLYING ** OUT OF THE TROLLHOLE WITH ALL THIS YOU ING fabulous personS Log in to see images!** (view post)	11/22/2008
	Lookin 4 boyfriend do you still need a bf? I will choke you! (view post)	11/22/2008
	Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!) nominated! (view post)	11/21/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!? zomg I lub my new sig! Log in to see images! (view post)	11/16/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!? Actually, the members of Brainfreeze each love JB more than anyone can possibly, but combined our love resonates into a harmonic construct allowing for near miracle-level acts. We as a klan promise that we can and will spontaneously heal and or summarily destroy anyone JB chooses, simply with the mbumive crushing power of our combined love for him. (view post)	11/14/2008
	CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!? I fully realize, thanks to scully’s words, that WE can be a better friend to JB than I can. (view post)	11/14/2008