preppyfruit4's Flamebate Posts

Alright, boys, it's that time again.

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Unending Torment Posted:

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Phlegmatic Posted:

First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.

Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?

Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.

Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.

Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Unending Torment Posted:

Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!

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No…Sugar mammary glands.

I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.

Really? you and who’s army?

The Gay Army.

No. The Suicide Army.

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i fail to see how committing suicide will do anything but aid me in my quest to get sugar mammary glands over here to blow me.

joining this pyramid Log in to see images!

Awesome pyramid is awesome.

nah it sucks. I hope you die in a gutter with a dog ****ing on you. Log in to see images! (view post)

Psychological help

Tony Starks Posted:

1. my moms mouth

2. my moms woman's genitals

3. stain on curtains

I once eated chicken

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big chicken!

Alright, boys, it's that time again.

STOP IT’S HAMMER TIME!

I once eated chicken

Kitsune Posted:

I haven’t ate food in a while. Hell, it’s been forever since I left my room…

haha bet you so pale you have teh rickets!

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Kitsune Posted:

I haven’t ate food in a while. Hell, it’s been forever since I left my room…

Too busy jacking off to furry porn to peel your fetid back out of that chair?

no his furry friend tied him to the chair

I once eated chicken

Paraone Posted:

preppyfruit4 Posted:

you eat all that at once?!

no

I heard otherwise.

I once eated chicken

Red_Machine_D Posted:

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Mysterymeat Posted:

What about watermelon, you racist stereotype?

warermelon doesnt cook right. everyone knows that.

I wouldn’t because I’m not some sort of fruit-cooking fabulous person.

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I once eated chicken

it wz rly nice Log in to see images! (view post)