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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Last joke for the night, don’t wanna constantly annoy the **** out of you Log in to see images!
While a nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!
“How did that happen?” asked the doctor.
“I think she choked to death,” said the husband. (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
CLOSED: Guess the release date of Episode 2 and win 3 BPDecember 3rd, 2008. (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A teacher asks her clbum, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny.
“None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says, “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
“The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on… but I like your thinking.” (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.
The first guy says he thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed.
They all agree, and the second guy tells his story. He says he thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed.
They all agree, and then the third guy says, “That’s nothing! My wife is the worst! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can’t believe she’s screwing a horse.” (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
2BP Contest - Have a rooting interest in the Olympics30 gold, 35 silver, 33 bronze, 98 total (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, “Hey that’s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?”
The other old lady said, “It’s a condom.”
“A condom? Where do you get those?”
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”
The old lady thought for a minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.” (view post) |
08/20/2008 | |
CLOSED: The unofficial ForumWarz Survey: your feedback may be rewarded with Brownie Points (5BP prize fund)!Participation
Rate your participation in the following activities from 1 (never) to 5 (addict).
Collecting E-Peen: 3
Domination: 3
Flamebate: 1
Forumbuildr: 2
IDC: 2
INCIT: 2
Pwning Forums: 4
How do you enjoy these activities? Rate from 1 (awful) to 5 (perfect).
Collecting E-Peen: 5
Domination: 5
Flamebate: 2
Forumbuildr: 3
IDC: 3
INCIT: 2
Pwning Forums: 5
Miscellaneous opinions
Rate the following items from 1 (horrible) to 5 (dreamy)
Availability of mods/staff: 4
Balance between clbumes: 3
Community: 4
Interface: 5
Site Performance: 4
Tubmail: 3
Wiki: 5
Final section: two open questions
If you could change one thing about ForumWarz, what would it be?
Although it is gonna happen in Episode 2, I would add more character clbumes.
Express your overall opinion of ForumWarz in less then 50 words:
ForumWarz is an amazing game to play for laughs and fun, just gets a little repetitive after beating Episode 1, but I’m sure Episode 2 will fix that.
All in all, I can’t wait for Episode 2 Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/15/2008 |