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	Brrrrrrrrrrainnnnnnnnnnnnnns! Log in to see images! (view post)	06/15/2008
	How Janie Got Her Poetry Back Janie Posted: Biff, are you ignoring me? Over here…BRAINS! Bah. My_mother, all men are pigs. Not all men. I still have faith in my one true love, xTROLLx. I am just waiting for him to prove himself to me. Don’t lose faith Janie, I’m sure you will one day be in the ecstatic, pbumionate throes of love with your soulmate. (view post)	06/15/2008
	Last post wins 3 BP xTROLLx Posted: ....um some things have changed…...please i know there is a way i can make this up to you…...my mind is clear now…....please accept my apology…... I just can’t see that things have changed. This hurt deep in my body is so painful and raw I just don’t think a simple apology can fix it. I know that in the back of my mind I will always know you love Janie more. YOU NEVER HAD A DOLL THAT LOOKED LIKE ME! I need more from you. A sign of your undying love and affection. I need your body. Your blood. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/15/2008
	How Janie Got Her Poetry Back emotion_bleeds Posted: you all should hump now…i will watch to make sure theres no funny business I was ready to give my body over to xTROLLx, all of me, he could have been inside me mentally and physically, but I just don’t think I can do that now. It hurts to much. I can’t stand the pain anymore. To love someone so much and see them wanting another? (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: Oh. Well, I didn’t know. If you two are an item, you can totally… WAIT A MINUTE…nobody horns in on my man! Janie Posted: WAIT A MINUTE…nobody horns in on my man! Janie Posted: my man NO! He will never be your man, ****. (view post)	06/15/2008
	How Janie Got Her Poetry Back Janie Posted: Oh my god, Biff! You have never looked more sexy to me than you do at this moment! Kiss me! See!? She is a little heartbreaker. She will never love you. She will never be able to give all of herself over to you like I can. (view post)	06/15/2008
	Last post wins 3 BP I’m sorry, I have thought about it and I just don’t think this wound in my heart will ever heal. It is such a deep, unforgiving wound. I really thought you were the one to fill that hole in my life. That something that was missing. I thought you were my soulmate. I even posted private LiveJournal entries about all the things I wanted to do to you, sexually and emotionally. THERE WAS ALOT OF DETAIL IN THE POSTS. YOU COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF ME. (view post)	06/15/2008
	Last post wins 3 BP xTROLLx Posted: oh…..uhhhhhhh…....I…...uh….. cries I am so confused Oh stop crying stop crying! I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I just don’t udnerstand why you have to break my heart so? We really seemed to have something. Didn’t we? DIDN’T WE?! (view post)	06/15/2008
	EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED Janie Posted: OK. Troll. Yes, of course we must be in love. So, that’s, um great. If you really love me, you’ll find my favorite ice cream for me. It’s licorice-raisin, and it’s kinda hard to get, but so worth it. Would you mind? Um…darling? **! Stop using him. He is a delicate soul. You don’t deserve soemone as amazing as him. WHY DO YOU LEAD HIM ON!? Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/15/2008
	Last post wins 3 BP xTROLLx Posted: Oh Janie I no Longer need Meds Janie. You are all I need. Janie. Do you see it? Janie? TROLL!?! I really thought we had a connection. You said you UNDERSTOOD me! Janie will never love you. SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. I’LL MAKE SURE OF IT! YOU WILL ONLY BE MINE… It is destiny. (view post)	06/15/2008
	I'm developing a roguelike I don’t have any suggestions but I’m subscribing to this thread as I’m an RL newbie and I now love them. Good luck BoP Log in to see images! (view post)	06/15/2008
	Contest for 1 bp BirdofPrey Posted: ”dumbbum” (view post)	06/15/2008
	POWAR PR0N!! You’re so welcome. We will always have this thread to come back to, on those cold lonely nights, when we need a little bit of pbumion and excitement in our lives. (view post)	06/15/2008
	CONTEST FOR 2BP - rename gigerth Dr_Kraid Posted: nigerth (view post)	06/15/2008
	POWAR PR0N!! This is very tl;dr and you kinda had to be there but I was told to post it so a few others could fap over it. BTW, I suck at coding and can’t do linebreaks or whatever it is called. Impenetrable Formation: HELLO MY_MOTHER my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: what’s news? Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: NOT MUCH IS GOING ON. I’M STILL CONTINUING MY SEARCH FOR A SMAPLE OF POWAR my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: you’ll never find the powar, cos it is in my pants. Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THEN I MUST REACH INTO YUOR PANTS TO GET THE POWAR my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: that will be an epic journey my dear friend, i wish you the best of luck, if you’re not back in 8 years, i’ll send in rescue teams Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THANK YUO FOR THAT BUT I WON’T GNEED IT SINCE I AM SURE I WILL SUCCEED Impenetrable Formation: BUT FIRST I MUTS EAT I CANNOT START THE MISSION WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: SUCCESS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER…… my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: no definitely not an empty stomach Impenetrable Formation left. 30 mintues later… Impenetrable Formation joined. my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: are you ready for your epic journey? Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: I HAVE PREPARED EVERYTHING I NEEDED Impenetrable Formation: NOW ALL YUO GNEED IS TEW OPEN YUOR PANTS my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: That was not part of the deal! I told you the powar was in my pants, finding access is now your problem. Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: WHAT KIND OF PNATS DOES YUO WARE DEN my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: metal pants Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: I HAS A FLAMETHROWRE Impenetrable Formation: I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO FLAME YUOR PNATS my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: your fiery sticks are no match for my metal pantaloons Impenetrable Formation: DEN I SHALL USE LIGHTENING Impenetrable Formation: METAL CONDUCTS LIGHTNING I HERD my_mother: plus what i forgot to tell you is that beneath my metal pants is a laser grid that can only be turned off by being turned on gettit gettit my_mother: no im just kidding Something_Witty: it my_mother: DAMN YOU! i didnt think youd think of the lightning! Impenetrable Formation: LIGHTENING ATTACK my_mother: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PAAAAAAANTS Impenetrable Formation: NOW THAT TEH ENTRY TO TEH PANTS IS DONE I SHALL FIND TEH POWAR Impenetrable Formation: WHERE IS IT my_mother: what i should have told you is that the powar is actually located oh man i cant think of anything to say without being gross Something_Witty: this is like the weirdest cyber ever my_mother: hahahahahah TECHNO CYBER Impenetrable Formation: LOOKEE HERE I PHOUND AN ELEPHANT TRUNK Impenetrable Formation: IT HAS A LIP TOO my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: WTF hahahaha Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: THIS ELEPHANT TRUNK IS DIFFRENT FRUM ALL THE OTHER TRUNKS I SAW my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: it’s the special kind, i got it direct from a store in tel-aviv Impenetrable Formation: IT IS SHORTER AND IT HAS A BULB-LIKE END AND IT HAS ONLY 1 HOLE DESPITE OTHER TRUNKS HAEVING 2 Impenetrable Formation: I TOUCH IT AND OBSERVE IT TO SEE IF IT IS WHAT I’VE BEEN PHINDING my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: if you are insinuating that i am a male i will be quite offended my_mother: NO POWAR FOR YOU! Something_Witty: munches on popcorn Impenetrable Formation: THEN I REACH PHOR MY SCISSORS AND DRAW A LINE Impenetrable Formation: A LINE AROUND THE TRUNK Impenetrable Formation: I THEN PREPARE TO CUT IT Impenetrable Formation: AFTER CAREFUL CALCULATION AND OBSERVATION I CUT IT OUT AND IT DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: lucky you didnt cut the wrong one or the powar would be ded Impenetrable Formation: I GET A PLASTIC AND TRY TO PUT THE TRUNK INSIDE Impenetrable Formation: BUT THEN THE TRUNK SUDDENLY STARTS FLYING ANG SHOOTING LAZERS AT ME Impenetrable Formation: I NEVER REALIZED YOUR TRUNK KAN SHOOT LAZERS my_mother: of course it can, it is a powarful trunk Impenetrable Formation: IT FLIESL IKEA MOSQUITO Impenetrable Formation: SUDDENLY IT GOES INSIDE MY MOUF Impenetrable Formation: I KAMF FOFERFLY SFEAK NOW BUF FIS IS FE FEST OFFORFUNIFTY TO FWAP IF Impenetrable Formation: I PUF THE FLASFIC ON MY MOUF ANF SFIT OUT THE TRUNK Impenetrable Formation: THEN I CLOSE THE PLASTIC WIF RUBBER BAND my_mother: im totally fapping so hard right now haha Impenetrable Formation: I PUT IT INTO A CONTAINER SO TAHT IT WOULDN’T FWY AWAY ENIMORE Impenetrable Formation: AND I PUT THE COINTAINER INTO ANOTHER CONTAINER FOR BETTER TRAPPAGE Impenetrable Formation: AND I PUT THE CONTAINER INTO A BAG FOR FURTHER TRAPPAGE AGAIN Impenetrable Formation: BUT THEN THE TRUNK FLEW OUT, BIGGER, BETTER, AND FASTER THAN B4 Impenetrable Formation: IT WANTED TO GET ME AND KILL ME SO I HID BEHIND YUO Impenetrable Formation: AND PLANNED WAHT TEW DO NEXT Impenetrable Formation: I SUDDENLY REALIZED I FORGOT TAHT I HAEV LIGHTENING ATTACK SO I EWES IT ON THE TRUNK BUT IT ONLY GOT BIGGER AND STRONGER AND FASTER Impenetrable Formation: KAN YEW TELL ME ITS WEAKNESS PWEATY PWEASE Impenetrable Formation: I REALIZE THERE’S NO HOPE FOR ME Impenetrable Formation: SO I DUG THROUGH THE EARTH Impenetrable Formation: DUG AND DUG AND DUG UNTIL I REACHED CHINA Impenetrable Formation: I FIND OLD BEARDED MAN WHO GIVES ME ITS WEAKNESS WHICH IS FLASHLIGHT SO I GET IT AND WENT BACK Impenetrable Formation: I USE IT TO TRAP THE TRUNK SO IT GET TRAPPED Impenetrable Formation: I REPEATED PREVIOUS PROCEDURE OF WRAPPING IN PLASITC IN COTNAINER IN COTNAINER IN BAG ADN RAN AWAI Impenetrable Formation: TAHNK YOU MY_MOTHER FOR THA POWAR NOW I SHALL OBSERVE IT FOR EDUCASHUBNAL PROPOISE my_mother: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: MY POWAR IS TOO POWARFUL FOR YOU TO CONTAIN, IT WILL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY AND YOU WILL SUFFER LIKE I HAVE SUFFERED ALL THESE YEARS Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: OH NO WHY DID YOU DO TIHS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Impenetrable Formation: THERS ONLY 1 OPSHUN: SELL IT ON EBAI Impenetrable Formation: I SOLD MY 1 GALLON OF LINT ADN COLLECTION OF PAPERCLIPS THAR SO I SELL IT THAR FOR 0.99 my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: DAMN YOU, why didnt I ever think of that?? Impenetrable Formation: SOMEONE NAMED YO MAMMA TAEKS IT AND I GET 0.99 AND I HAEV NO MORE TRUNK OF POWAR Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: ONLY RE-RES ARE ABLE TO THINK OF TAHT my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: dammit, i knew i would be beaten by a re-re one day Impenetrable Formation: IT WAS A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORSHUNS, BUT I CAME OUT THE WINNAR my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: but what will you study now that you dont have the trunk of powar?? Impenetrable Formation: TEHRE ARE OTHER SOURCES OF POWAR Impenetrable Formation: ONE IS CAPTAIN SODA elenaratelimit: aw man i need my rere in here if this is powar talk Troglodyte: POWAR imo my_mother: elenaratelimit: correction, it’s powar pr0n Troglodyte: HOT Impenetrable Formation: HOT INDEED Troglodyte: CAN I WATCH LIKE A WEIRDO? PRMS I WONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD EXCEPT JERK IT AND STUFF my_mother: totally should save this log cos it was some serious sxc powar pornage Troglodyte: powarcannons my_mother: i bet even captain soda couldn’t handle my trunk of powar, he is a very very powarful being but my trunk of powar is outrageous my_mother: i just powarcame Impenetrable Formation: BUT NOW YOUR TRUNK OF POWER IS WIF A MAN CALLED YO MOMMA Troglodyte: BUT CAPT SODA IS A SOURCE OF POWAR… IF U 2 MELDED POWARS…IT CULD BE BEUTIFUL Impenetrable Formation: THAT IS TRUE TROGLODYTE Troglodyte: HE CULD PUT HIS POWARCANNON IN UR TRUNK OF PWAR, THINK ABOUT IT my_mother: Troglodyte: i tried that once, it was so powarful Impenetrable Formation: my_mother: HOW POWARFUL WAS IT Troglodyte: U CULD END UP WITH SEMENPOWAR FOUNTAINS LIEK AT THE BELAIGIOS AND STUFFS my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: AS POWARFUL AS AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM CRASHING INTO A BRICK WALL DRIVING A MONSTERTRUCK WITH MAMMOTHS FOR WHEELS Impenetrable Formation: OH MY GOD TAHT IS POWARFUL Impenetrable Formation: I MUST GO AND CONTINUE MY EPIC JOURNEY FOR POWAR TO STUDY Impenetrable Formation: FOR NOW I BID YOU FAREWELL GOOD CITIZENS my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: fine, i’ll just fap silently over these here chat logs Something_Witty: BEST OF LUCK ON YOUR ADVENTURE Impenetrable Formation: THANK YOU FOR THE LUCK NOW I MUST GO my_mother: Impenetrable Formation: may the powar be with you. and also with you. we lift our hearts up to the powar. amen. Impenetrable Formation left. MEGAFAP (view post)	06/15/2008
	I BLAME YOU fabulous personS FOR THE DISAPPEARANCE OF GIGERTH AND MARCOS EL MALO I want them baaaaaaack. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/15/2008
	POST YR FACE Something_Witty Posted: It already IS the morning in our country, silly. Log in to see images! Dammit, you’re right! What does this mean?! It can’t be a one night stand if it’s now morning! (view post)	06/14/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB I heard that CAPTAIN SODA can make a woman orgasm just by thinking about it. Can I join your fanclub? And maybe one day you can think about me? (view post)	06/14/2008
	POST YR FACE Something_Witty Posted: ’k. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Will you still love me in the morning?! Log in to see images! (view post)	06/14/2008
	POST YR FACE Hey S_W, you’re cute. Wanna make out? (view post)	06/14/2008

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