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Your favorite poem

viscera Posted:

Cut

by Sylvia Plath

What a thrill ——

My thumb instead of an onion.

The top quite gone

Except for a sort of hinge

Of skin,

A flap like a hat,

Dead white.

Then that red plush.

Little pilgrim,

The Indian’s axed your scalp.

Your turkey wattle

Carpet rolls

Straight from the heart.

I step on it,

Clutching my bottle

Of pink fizz. A celebration, this is.

Out of a gap

A million soldiers run,

Redcoats, every one.

Whose side are they on?

O my

Homunculus, I am ill.

I have taken a pill to kill

The thin

Papery feeling.

Saboteur,

Kamikaze man ——

The stain on your

Gauze Ku Klux Klan

Babushka

Darkens and tarnishes and when

The balled

Pulp of your heart

Confronts its small

Mill of silence

How you jump ——

Trepanned veteran,

Dirty girl,

Thumb stump.

big love for this, 2nd best Plath poem fo’sho. I do a pretty fab Plath impression and all.

but maybe Sunny Prestatyn/The Whitsun Weddings by Philip Larkin.

scott pilgrim vs. bronnih

Chawin Posted:

i also search my name when i go back to a forum

didn’t you have a terminal disease?

and it’s like totally not fingerz now

it’s me

the reel deel.

Here's a question

Celerysteve Posted:

What the difference between the Mcdouble and the double cheeseburger at McDonald’s, other than the second one is twenty cents more?

On a related note, I had a dream last night Burger King started selling banana burgers for $0.41. It didn’t sound like a good idea in my dream, but they turned out to be really good and they were cheap too so I was like these are awesome.

I also just thought it’s weird Burger King charges more for their fries than Mcdonald’s, because everybody knows Mcdonald’s fries are better. Burger King’s largest fry is 1.99, and Mcdonald’s is 1.79, plus they both have value fries for $1 — Mcdonald’s is a small, meanwhile Burger King’s is a “value size” smaller than a small… Then again, I think BK’s small is a little bit bigger… You get their “small” fries a with combo unless you upgrade for $0.59-$0.99 more. I was there yesterday and I realized you don’t get barely anything for that extra $0.59, it’s like five extra fries and a bigger drink. No way in heck that’s worth it if you’re dining in. Not that I prefer Mcdonald’s; Burger King still has way better hamburgers.

You’re a gigantic fabulous person. Only a gigantic fabulous person would have thoughts like this. I bet you enjoy bum-to-mouth, don’t you, CS? Only when you’re on the receiving end of it, though, amirite?

im drunk once again

recreate goatse, post pics.

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Welcome back, Tubs!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

sup fingerz bronnih

nm, u?

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