heirloom's Flamebate Posts

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wat

Yes

Oh yes. She will be mine.

Guess this settles it, then.

Shii Posted:

I don’t understand.

Why is this thread-worthy in any way?

Because crinkzpipe found my vibrator! this is sooo thread worthy.

Even more cybering between fwz players

recreate, we need more chat logs of cybering. kthxbai.

Even more cybering between fwz players

<e_death> **** YOU HEIRLOOM

<e_death> GRAPEJELLY IS ****

<e_death> **** YOU FOREVER!

<heirloom> NO E_D , **** YOU

<e_death> I SAID IT FIRST, DAMMIT!

<heirloom> i GET HALF OF EVERYTHING YOU OWM

<heirloom> DIBBS ON ****

<e_death> I OWN NO GRAPEJELLY

<e_death> YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE ****

<heirloom> I JUST DID

<e_death> GOD DAMN IT!

<e_death> DON’T STEAL MY ****

<heirloom> NOU

<e_death> YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PERSON

<e_death> Log in to see images!

<e_death> ALSO, I LIKE TO CRY AFTER SEX

* heirloom takes the word “terrible”

<e_death> SOMETIMES DURING

<heirloom> YES, I AM A PERSON

<e_death> YOU ARE A PERSON

<heirloom> THIS MAY BE WORST THE MERCS CYBER

<e_death> YOU ARE A THIEF

<e_death> THIS IS BETTER

<heirloom> IS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU, AS IT IS FOR ME?

<heirloom> HATE SEX IS THE BEST

<e_death> I’M HATING EVERY SECOND OF THIS

<heirloom> ME TOO

<e_death> I PULL OUT MY male reproductive organ AND STICK IT IN YOUR SHOE

<e_death> **** YOUR SHOE

<e_death> GOD DAMN

<e_death> I HATE YOUR SHOES MORE THAN I HATE YOU

<e_death> AND NOW I’M GOING TO BED

<heirloom> I PULL OUT MY woman's genitals CANNON AND BLOW UP YOUR APARTMENT

<e_death> **** **** **** ****

<e_death> WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

<heirloom> IN HELL!

<e_death> HALF OF THIS WAS YOURS!

<e_death> I HAD A LINE DRAWN AND EVERYTHING

<heirloom> I ALREADY TOOK WHAT I WANTED

<e_death> ANGRY

<heirloom> INCLUDING YOUR COLLECTORS EDITION STARWAR CUPS

<e_death> THAT IS AN EMOTION

<e_death> I DON’T EVEN LIKE STAR WARS

<e_death> WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

<e_death> A NERD OR SOME ****?

<heirloom> **** YOU!

<e_death> **** YOU FOREVER HEIRLOOM

<e_death> FOR

<heirloom> I ALSO TOOK YOUR BEST FRIEND

<e_death> EV

<e_death> ER

<heirloom> HE IS MUCH BETTER AT EVERYTHING

<e_death> WHAT?

<e_death> THAT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL

<e_death> ASK HIM YOURSELF

<heirloom> IT IS SO TRUE, IT RIDICULOUS

<e_death> HE’S NEVER EVEN CHOPPED DOWN A TREE

<e_death> YOU’RE A DAMN LIAR!

<heirloom> NEITHER HAVE YOU!

<e_death> AND A COMMUNIST!

<heirloom> YOU HAVE NOODLE ARMS

<heirloom> AND NO CHEST HAIR THAT I CAN CLING TO WHILE WE PLAY RODEO

<e_death> YOU HAVE NOODLE BREASTS

<heirloom> Log in to see images!

<e_death> AND NO FACE FOR ME TO LOOK AT WHILE I’M RIPPING DOWN YOUR CURTAINS

<heirloom> OH THIS IS HAWT

<e_death> I KNOW

<heirloom> YOU’RE ****ING A CAT, YOU ABSURD fabulous person

<e_death> I’M THE CAT?

<e_death> I’M ILLITERATE

<e_death> ****

<e_death> THE WORST PART ABOUT ****ING CATS

<e_death> IS THE HAIRY bumHOLES

<heirloom> on a side note: congratulations about learning to un-read

<e_death> thanks

<heirloom> YOU STUPID fabulous person

<e_death> SO I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN

<e_death> HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME A fabulous person?

<heirloom> WE BOTH DO! I JUST WISH I WAS!

<e_death> I WISH I WAS ****ING A HORSE

<e_death> BUT NO

* heirloom lights ciggarette, takes a drag, and puts it out on e_ds taint

<e_death> I GET A DAMN CAT

<heirloom> **** YOU, YOU’RE LUCKY YOU GET A CAT

<e_death> BANNER ****ING YEAR AT THE DEATH HOUSE

<e_death> I COULD HAVE ANY HORSE I WANT

<heirloom> YOU LEAVE SHINIE ALONE

<heirloom> HE HATES YOU

<heirloom> YOU’RE NOT HIS REAL FATHER

<e_death> PERFECT

<heirloom> YOUR BEST FRIEND IS

<heirloom> HE CAN **** A HORSE BETTER THAN YOU

<e_death> GOD DAMN IT

<e_death> I’M USING THIS LOG IN COURT

<e_death> I’M NOT PAYING ANYMORE DAMN PONY SUPPORT

<heirloom> DO IT fabulous person

* heirloom MAKES THREAD

<e_death> THAT’S IT

<e_death> I HOPE YOU LIKE bumSEX

<e_death> CAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GETTING

<heirloom> I LOVE bumSEX…ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL YOUR TINY male reproductive organ

<e_death> MY male reproductive organ ISN’T SMALL

<e_death> IT’S AVERAGE DAMMIT!

<heirloom> AVERAGE FOR AN ASIAN

<e_death> I CAN’T HELP THAT YOUR VAG IS SO LOOSE

<e_death> ****

<heirloom> YOU TINY male reproductive organED bum HOLE

<e_death> I DRANK ALL THE DAMN LUBE

<e_death> ****

<heirloom> THATS SO IT DIDN’T HURT AS MUCH WHEN YOUR UNCLE LARRY FACE ****ED YOU

<e_death> THE PAIN TRAIN’S COMIN

<e_death> SO I HAVE A SMALL MOUTH

<e_death> WHAT’S YOUR POINT?

<e_death> GOD

<e_death> I’M LIGHTING YOUR COUCH ON FIRE AFTER THIS

<e_death> YOUR TASTE IN UPHOLSTERY IS REVOLTING

<e_death> I WILL CUT YOU

<e_death> ok, i need to go to bed

<heirloom> i will be posting thi

<heirloom> s

<e_death> WAIT

<e_death> I’M SPENT

<e_death> I’M WIPING MY male reproductive organ OFF ON YOUR JACKET

<e_death> ok

<e_death> i’m gonna go to bed

<heirloom> good night fabulous person

<heirloom> ilu

<e_death> goodnight grapejelly lover

<e_death> we should do this again some time

<e_death> or never speak of it again

<e_death> i’m leaning toward the latter

<&e_death> I’M SPENT

<&e_death> THANKS HEIRLOOM

<&e_death> ****

lol JB's tired of enforcing his own ****ty rules or something

I will miss you jb.

I'm in love guys...

Good god. With this kinda thing, we’re never gonna get anything fix’d on fwz.

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**** in a pumpkin

alright, for reasons i don’t care to discuss here, we need a picture of **** in a pumpkin, someone ****ting in a pumpkin or any combination of **** and pumpkin you could find. we’d appreciate it.

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