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d&d interest checkHear you are, fabulous person!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role-playing_game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DungeonsandDragons
http://www.take2theweb.com/pub/fb3/rpg/af.html
Jesus, I can’t believe you don’t know absolutely everything about something that you haven’t ever had experience with. What the ****’s up with that!???!?! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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Favorite type of sex:Well, yes, that is a position, but I thought we could do that in a different thread.
I love 69, too! And cowgirl! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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d&d interest checkHahaha, yes, you have dice like in your “Trivial Pursuit,” but Dungeons and Dragons is much more sophisticated than your “board games.” Since you’re new, I’ll type slowly so that you can understand me. Remember when you used to “make pretend” with your friends, like pretend to be cops and robbers? Well, this is like that only it’s not gay, fabulous person. You can be a great warrior or a wizard or a rogue or a enjoy-ninja (if your DM allows it lol). Basically, there is no winning in the game as long as everyone has fun (and as long as you get lots of phat lewt and XP!). I hope that explains it. If not, I have some websites I can show you that will explain it to you step by step for retards. (view post) |
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Favorite type of sex:xXDARK_KNIGHTXx Posted:
Yes.
Speaking of schildkrotes, I forgot pedophilia. I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE HIM OUT! (view post) |
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Schildkrote Appreciation Station**** you, man, you’re the ****ing fabulous person for not hating the OPPRESSIVE TURTLE OF enjoy! (view post) |
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Favorite type of sex:Check as many as apply- these are all that I can think of right now (I’ll put an X next to the ones I like):
X1. woman's genitalsl sex X2. Anal sex (giving) X3. Anal sex (receiving) X4. Oral sex (giving, woman's genitalsl/penile) X5. Oral sex (receiving, woman's genitalsl/penile) X6. Oral sex (giving, anal) X7. Oral sex (receiving, anal) X8. Handjob/fingering 9. Bestiality 10. Necrophilia X11. Titty-****ing 12. BDSM 13. fabulous person sex X14. Hot lesbian action 15. Fisting 16. great times/group sex 17. Sex toys 18. enjoy X19. Armpit/thigh sex
I’m sure there is more, if you know of some just list it and it will be included!
EDIT: OH, YES- I FORGOT THE TURTLE ONES!
20. Coprophagia/philia 21. PEE DRINKING!!!!!!!!! (view post) |
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d&d interest checkUncleAstley Posted:
That plot is like, so multilayered and stuff. It deals with racism, politics, and everyday life and I really like it when my roleplaying experience has all of those things- thank you!
I’ll think of a char, soon! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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d&d interest checkOoh- if the monster manual is available, I’d love to be a sahagin or a doppelganger! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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Schildkrote Appreciation StationCome on people now Smile on your brother Everybody get together And call Schildkrote a fabulous person right now (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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post ur fav dungeons and dragons clbumWell, I say if you’re a DM you should show NOT MERCY! It’s much more fun for everyone if it’s a challenge. I also play Hackmaster, sometimes… lol! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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i haev been taking english lessens to type betterSabre_Justice Posted:
Some people like to have things left to their imagination so that when they whack off to the pics they can picture their favorite bumhole/woman's genitals combination.
I’m not saying that’s me. I’m saying, you know… some people. That shall remain nameless. This guy I know. (view post) |
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d&d interest checkgreat timeshottie Posted:
ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I’M GETTING DRUNK! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
**** Y'ALLLLLI am not intimidated by the turtle mafia, they operate by fear and fear alone. If we’re going to stop this oppressive regime of turtle power, we’re going to have to RISE UP TOGETHER and CASTRATE our TURTLE OPPRESSORS!
Also, they’re fabulous persons. (view post) |
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d&d interest checkAwesome, I’m in! Is this only stuff in the PHB or are we allowed stuff from… supplemental materials. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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TURTLES UNITECubear Posted:
Turtles spread disease, like AIDS.
Is AIDS cute, Cubear? No. It is not. I’d think twice before posting in the future… think of the children. (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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post ur fav dungeons and dragons clbumOnce, as a challenge, I played a Kobold Wizard whose highest stat was strength. Oddly enough, he lasted a lot longer than my min/maxed human monk (mostly maxed, lolz). Cloudkill. Cloudkill ****ing sucks!
Anyway, my Wizard made it to epic levels and ended up being killed by…a kobold! LOL (he had like… one HP left and it hit him for ELEVEN damage due to some freaky crit tables my DM drew up)! (view post) |
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Schildkrote Appreciation StationLog in to see images!
THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS AN INTERNET MEME LOLZ IMAGE MACROS ARE AWESOME! (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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apoglogize threadBut all the turtles ARE fabulous persons. It’s proven scientific fact. (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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post ur fav dungeons and dragons clbumDude, I can’t believe I’m in with the emo kids on this one, but I love D+D! I’ve played since 2nd ed, although my father played 1st ed back when bumbumin was a REGULAR clbum! Log in to see images!
Also, anyone who hates D+D is a fabulous person who probably hates both metal and woman's genitals. fabulous personfabulous persons.
Someone should start a 3rd ed D+D adventure until 4th ed comes out- that would be ****ing awesome! \m/
EDIT: Oh, yeah, my favorite clbum/race combination is elven barbarian. I love to ROLEPLAY my characters, thank you… like when my female elven barbarian gets horribly raped and she has to learn a valuable lesson by killing a bunch of people. (view post) |
11/04/2007 |
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Welcome Thread!Don’t compare me to that turtle loving fabulous person, you little emo ****. I’m going to beat the angst right out of you, ****! (view post) |
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