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TEH WORST THREAD ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

vulk123 Posted:

WHAT THE **** IS THIS **** GUYS?

This is none other than the worst thread on the Interweb. Go ahead, ruin it.

TEH WORST THREAD ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

Needs moar drama. Fingerz and/or F4; please deliever

Team Fortresswarz 2 - Episode 1

drussthebritishbastard Posted:

That’s right, I need entertaining, and this BP is making everything look untidy. I was advised more people would be ready this time round, and ‘tis the season day for giving. So why not?

You’ll need the following to take part in the contest:

Log in to see images! A legit copy of TF2 and a computer decent enough to run it

Log in to see images! A microphone (optional, but does help a lot)

Log in to see images! 1 BP (also optional, but highly recommended)

I’m also bumuming you’re familiar in gameplay too. We will play in an unoccupied server which increases your chances even if you suck. Over time, more players will join that may not be affiliated with Forumwarz, making it harder for you to gain BP. So get in quick and early is my advice.

The payout for this contest will depend on how skilled you are! Every time you appear on the MVP list at the end of a round, you earn a single brownie point. The more rounds you appear on said list, the more I cough up. Simple! I will also provide proof you were on this list in the form of screenshots.

To join in, do the following:

Log in to see images! Post that you’ll be taking part, along with your steam friends name you’ll be using. To make things easier, consider changing your steam friends name to the main identity you bumume on Forumwarz

Log in to see images! Deposit 1BP into my account (it’s not as expensive as TF2, grow up). If you don’t do this, you’ll only be able to receive a single BP and no more.

Log in to see images! Join the server, say you’re taking part in the contest and play as normal, when 6 people connect the contest will begin

Note that I will be using a public server, so you must read their MOTD, rules and whatever the **** else, I cannot be held responsible if you cheat, micspam and so on.

So, here’s a recap of the rules and stuff:

1. Post that you’ll be taking part in this contest along with your steam friends name

2. Join the server. Expect it to be empty or with very few people connected. When 6 people connect the contest will start.

3. Play as normal, when a round ends the MVP list will pop up. Every time you appear on it, you earn 1BP.

4. Contest will end randomly, depending on how many Forumwarz users are still on the server.

5. I cannot be held responsible for micspammers, cheaters, and anyone being an bumhole.

here’s the IP you need: 81.19.219.161:27015

Happy hunting

quoting for toxx

Hi

Every single post by Celerysteve including the ones he has yet to make could be best described as typing the first thing that comes to his mind. (the latter being a subconscious septic tank and the former being whatever **** he finds inside the latter)

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Falcon4 Posted:

nicco is a worst postr than failconfour

this

TEH WORST THREAD ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

icwutudidthar Posted:

THIS IS FINALLY GETTING GOOD

nO IT’S NOT

SANTA IS A fine upstanding member of society, I DIDNT GET ANYTHING

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

**** off fabulous persons, this is between me and santa

Fine, I’ll allow you to exercise your bumhurt ITT, I’m off to have fun with all the cool **** he left me.

itt we post how many raffle tickets we bought

999999 tickets. Srs.

SANTA IS A fine upstanding member of society, I DIDNT GET ANYTHING

Gee, I wonder why he didn’t bother giving you presents? </sarcasm>

Celerysteve is dumb

Aww, where did his redneck signiture go? It was so easy to help me avoid reading his posts and ****.