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[CONTEST] Win a copy of Episode 3! Or just 100 BP, if you're into that sort of thing.In bed. Sleeping. Seems to be a fairly deep sleep tonight.
woah, I’m having a weird dream. I’m in the white house dressed in a navy blue suit with dark official looking sunglbumes
I’m walking down a long hall way. I look to the side and see my reflection and I don’t look like myself.
I’m nearing the oval office but now I’m hiding behind a big flower pot, **** got intense. Suddenly, the Mission Impossible theme is playing.
I crawl on the wall and onto the ceiling, like Spiderman, before anyone sees me. I crawl forward and find myself above the oval office door
Some guards walk by talking about Mrs. President. Weird, but apparently this isn’t shocking to me. I wait for them to walk farther.
They’re gone. I scratch my balls one last time, I expect death. I drop down and open the big gold encrusted doors to the oval office.
There’s someone sleeping in the chair, its facing outside. I close the doors behind me and walk slowly and cautiously onwards.
I get to the person in the chair, she has a book to her side on maverickism.
She then smirks and bashed me on the head with it! HOLY ****! Sarah Palin?!
I struggle from the floor and blow a dart into her neck, she’s put to sleep.
I lay her down, take off my gloves, search the room and break all cameras and odd devices.
Then I sit on top of her
and
I
Pick her nose.
****, she likes it, she’s squirming
I dig in there deep
Eventually pulling my finger out to see a blue goop like substance
I sniff it, it smells like brain. What the poo?
Her face begins to deteriorate, her nose along with it… What the
IT’S MICHAEL JACKSON! I JUST SHOVED MY FINGER DOWN MICHAEL JACKSONS DEAD PLASTIC NOSE
I’m in shock and disgust. Then I re poke it. Feeling the nice warm blue goop.
I unzip my pants
And change. No. I will not **** MJ’s nose you sick son of a ****. **** off.
My plan has been foiled, they saw me coming. I have to evacuate.
I creek open the door and quickly dart off in another direction. But before I know it, Senator McCain catches me.
first, he rips my face off, it was just a mask. He now knows my identity. He proceeds by saying “Daddy like”
He pins me down with his robot arms and removes his fake dentures. He unzips my pants. Again.
He divulges his sick gums into and around my male reproductive organ, while fingering my nose with his pinky! I WAKE UP! I WAKE UP! ****
Nobody fingers my nose but me. (view post) |
12/16/2009 |
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Dominated 4 Forums duplication error?What it means is a forum you had pwnd was probably still pwnd by you at the time and you only needed to pwn 3 more forums to get the vanilla. (view post) |
12/02/2009 |
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CONTEST: Act now and win undying love (and original art)! -- 15 seconds and a facebook profile neededlikeded this (view post) |
11/29/2009 |
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INCIT flickr Tags Suggestion Threadsnot, cheese, crust, toe nail, enema, broken, effect, flip, splat, disagree, awkward, vein, irrational, fungus. (view post) |
11/07/2009 |
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Contest for 1bp. LETS MAKE SAND ART!man-man Posted:
this ^
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If in doubt, just dq. After seeing inconnu I didn’t expect to win, I just had some fun and posted it. (view post) |
11/04/2009 |
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Contest for 1bp. LETS MAKE SAND ART!heirloom Posted:
personal IRL info that I don’t feel like showing the rest of fwz.
CrinkzPipe Posted: one is sand, the other is fire. (view post) |
11/04/2009 |
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Contest for 1bp. LETS MAKE SAND ART!minor detail change Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/02/2009 |
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Halloween Mini-Contest for 45 BP: Help JB come up with a half-bumed costume!I’d thought about this one for myself. You will need a black marker and someone with half decent drawing skills (this could be you!) if you have face paint, better, but all you really need is the outline. If you have any facial hair around your mouth, shave it. Pucker your lips, draw some arms with hands holding either side of your lips. Draw some curves underneath the bottom lip (the bum outline if you will) and some legs going down either side. Basically the costume is your head as the goatse man. This can be particularly fun to munch on things in front of people, such as chips or a banana. Full effect will require you to be Log in to see images! (view post) |
10/27/2009 |
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CONTEST FOR 4BPBecause I took a mbumive **** this morning, didn’t have my fibers yesterday, and it’d make me feel better. (view post) |
10/04/2009 |
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POLL: How long should INCIT rounds last?^ I said you were an example. Theres other such as Chile. Just an example okay buddy?
Those post for bp threads are from many many months ago. I’m sorry for ****ing you off, you responded to me and I responded back. (view post) |
09/30/2009 |
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POLL: How long should INCIT rounds last?SanDyk Posted:
you’re a good example. you don’t really like incit, you used to go and post WWWW’s or general ****ty subs to waste time or **** people off, I really don’t know or are for cause very much, point I mean is if the people who don’t really like it usually say 2 minutes, and the people like phin or merc who have used it at some point for actual fun purposes tend to agree on the 2.5 instead. most of forumwarz doesn’t really use incit that much, however everyone gets their say, liking incit or not. right now 2 minutes is in the lead as far as the pole goes, i just wanted opinions to be taken by their owners perspective. (view post) |
09/30/2009 |
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POLL: How long should INCIT rounds last?Just mentioning, the people who generally go for the 2 mins are the same people who’d abuse incit and just troll people/ go for dumps, not ALL of you so no offense. I vote 2.5 simply because sometimes halfway the submission period you might see a typo or think of a better way to phrase things, just the same i agree 3 minutes is too much and the flexible voting time would be nice, i’m often forced to dumpvote because of it. (view post) |
09/30/2009 |
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Blackjack bug?It stands on 17 if it got to 17 without an ace. If you get a 6 and an ace it will continue. (view post) |
09/18/2009 |
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Contest for 60 BP - Guess the release date of Episode 3 (PLEASE CHECK THE CALENDAR FIRST TO SEE WHICH DATE HASN'T BEEN PICKED YET)October 20th 2009 (view post) |
09/01/2009 |
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GGM presents: Contest Season 2009.. posting in this thread in case I ever enter a future contest? yes. that. (view post) |
07/14/2009 |
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Suggestion: New Peen to all accounts todayPosting in case there’s a peen. (view post) |
07/07/2009 |
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FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - swine vs. Celerystevesweet \m/ keep it up (view post) |
06/27/2009 |
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FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - Fortunato vs. Bong-Hitz3 rounds by sunday? but its fortunato! postpone activities that require a life Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/27/2009 |
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FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - swine vs. Celerystevecs… lower the music a little, it was kinda difficult to listen to lyrics, though the beat owned. previous entries were better. AND where’s csrap4? i’m collecting this Log in to see images! (view post) |
06/27/2009 |
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FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle: Round 2 - AAHZ vs. FAILFortunato Posted:
if bong hitz doesnt do anything…. im up for fortunato Log in to see images! seriously, wtf is going on, alot of the winners arent doing anything yet (view post) |
06/26/2009 |