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Would you willingly put your male reproductive organ in this?Xylon Posted:
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08/15/2009 |
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I finished Episode 1...hey OP…sweetie, they teasin. They don’t have to do anything bc it’s an RP thread. Go to CD, rather.
*sacrifices self on altar of flaming that will spawn from this
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08/15/2009 |
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Would you willingly put your male reproductive organ in this?i certainly would, good sir Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/15/2009 |
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A Scientific Studyi’m getting bored, so i’ll post several replies-worth right here:
@user: insult burningpopsicles: retort
@user: counter-retort burningpopsicles: insinuation of sexual insignificance
@user: dumb ugly whore :emoticon: :emoticon: whaaablaaargl! burningpopsicles: yo momma, etc.
@user, @user1, @user2, etc: spewing of bile and venom burningpopsicles: *sigh…insult
@user: retort
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and repeat. ok i’m going away for a while…have at ye (view post) |
08/15/2009 |
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Nylon lineLog in to see images!
it’s a slow game, but satisfying
http://www.playnileonline.com/
plus, i got so used to forumwarz that it amazed me to see how nice the other players are. ppl will just give you stuff you need. (view post) |
08/14/2009 |
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A Scientific StudyNacho Pepsi Posted: |
08/14/2009 |
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A Scientific Studythey see me postin’...they hatin’... (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific StudyNicco Posted:
will you now? cos i have some BP lyin around… (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific StudySanDyk Posted:
seems like it Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific StudyAn amiable personage Posted:
try reading OP (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific Study1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
you’re bad at spelling *laughs out loud* (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: i just farted You: it was a good one You: had to check for poop You: (there wasn’t any) Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNConnecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Welcome. I am ChatBot 5000. Stranger: hey You: do you wish to converse? Stranger: yep Stranger: asl pls You: well You: i am a program You: and as such You: am sexless You: ageless You: and located on a server You: somewhere Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific StudyFortunato Posted:
it burnsss us! but we’re masochistic, so we enjoy it (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific Studybumped, to annoy all fabulous persongits (view post) |
08/13/2009 |
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A Scientific StudyChawin Posted:
you’re pretty when you pout… (view post) |
08/12/2009 |
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A Scientific Study1. Abstract: Schadenfreude
2. Introduction:
Have you ever wondered about the scientific principles that lie behind our everyday lives? Come with me on a journey of discovery, and learn about a rare element that is desperately sought-after by the mbumes, but hardly ever attained:
3. Apparatus and Reagents:
1 x bong 1 x INTERNETS < 1 tray of snacks < 3, because everyone needs it
4. Findings:
WIN is a radioactive particle of the element winadium. Winadium has 2 decay particles, WIN blue (OVER 9000 positrons) and WIN shiny (10,000 positrons, and slightly shinier due to additional PWNAGE-flavoured quarks). You may not know this, but winadium blue is a common ingredient used in the production of denim jeans and allegorical feline-based conundrum analogies.Winadium shiny, on the other hand, plays a critical part of the graphics-card manufacturing process. Winadium itself is stable for 900 Internet years, which is the rough eqivalent of about 20 seconds.
The electron-dense structure of WIN acts simultaneously as a strong attractant to alpha-lul waves (PRO-LULZ.), and as an electrostatic repulsor of beta-lul waves (ANTI-LULZ). Anti-lulz have been proven to cause depletion of ego in lab rats. Subsequent testing on humans revealed an even greater effect on the cerebral structure, destroying any traces of a sense of humour and causing a statistically-significant increase in inter-synaptic levels of religiousitol.
The benefits of WIN irradiation for humans include: larger erections, being able to sleep with chicks, and a tendency not to take flamebate too seriously. However, it has been clinically proven that some humans are immune to the effects of WIN, and will remain douchebags forever. Under exposure to necessary levels of WIN may cause certain developing humans to become An Hero.
The RDA of win differs from between 4000-9000 rads.
WARNING: Overuse may lead to absurdly high power-levels.
5: Conclusion:
Winadium is a powerful substance that should be handled with care. Be sure to wear protective clothing and lab-goggles.
6: Acknowledgements
Cancer, for being one of the most-feared signs in the Zodiac
Footnotes: It is not known whether high levels of WIN suspends the laws of probability in your favour. But why take that chance? (view post) |
08/12/2009 |
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help me set unreasonably high standards for the flamebate epeen FOR 195 BROWNIE POINTS~posty mcpostington (view post) |
08/11/2009 |
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Are you as bored as I am?Cheins Sanchez Posted:
it’s not my fault your world orbits a ball of FIRE! (view post) |
08/09/2009 |
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Petition to change "scoops" to "quantum particles"BloodyDemise Posted:
but also up, down, strange, charmed, top and bottom…i think the combinations could be quite cool.
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08/04/2009 |