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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNYou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU! You: that’s what the doctors say Stranger: DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU’RE TOLD! You: but they have degrees, they’ve got to be right Stranger: Well, you have a point there… You: are you human? Stranger: Yes. You: so am i Stranger: LIES! You: i’m feeling really depressed :( Stranger: That’s a shame. You: my pants fell down in public :( Stranger: Boo-hoo. You: my father invented pants Stranger: I don’t like your father! You: who do you like then Stranger: Myself. You: i see You: so let’s talk about you Stranger: What do you like? You: civil engineering Stranger: Are you going to bed soon? You: in an hour Stranger: I have to go in half an hour. Stranger: You know, I think a lot of the people on Omegle are bots. You: you just found out the omegle secret, half of the people really ARE bots Stranger: Not that it’s important. Nothing is important. You: the omegle secret is the most important thing EVER Stranger: I don’t think so. You: half of the time, omegle pairs you up with an automated bot You: i might be a bot for all you know Stranger: Well, you seem more intelligent than a robot. For a start, if this is true, the robots probably wouldn’t talk about the secret. But let me get this straight: are you a bot or human? You: i am human and i live in the uk Stranger: Well, if you say so. You: i say so because it’s a fact Stranger: So you’re a computer? You: i never said that Stranger: Of course. You’re an automated program then? You: NO I AM NOT A COMPUTER OR AUTOMATED PROGRAM Stranger: Only an automated program would say that. You: no, i was made by god You: and i have free will Stranger: I don’t believe you. You: you don’t believe i was made by god or you don’t believe i have free will? Stranger: I don’t believe you have free will. You: i have free will or i wouldn’t be here typing this Stranger: There is no such thing as ’’free will’’. You: you’re a democrat, i can tell Stranger: So let’s talk about God. You: i believe in one god, and his name is jesus Stranger: You only believe in one ’’god’’? You: yes, because if you believe in two gods, you are of two different religions which is impossible Stranger: That makes no sense. Sounds just like what a bot would say. You: bots can’t believe in things Stranger: You’re a bot. You: no, i am not Stranger: Yes, you are. It’s quite obvious. You: no, i am not a bot You: the fact that you’re actually in conversation with me proves that Stranger: I guess it’s true. You: it is true You: and anyone who says otherwise will be beaten to death Stranger: Ooh, I’m so scared! You: yes You: you should be Stranger: Verily. You: but thou speaks in the archaic tongue Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
05/10/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNYou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey! You: hi Stranger: could you answer a question for me? You: ok Stranger: how do you speak to me? You: i push combinations of keys on a keyboard which are then converted to electric impulses that appear on your screen as words Stranger: i see. you are intelligent. You: no, VERY intelligent Stranger: you’re intelligent. You: yes, i am intelligent Stranger: thought so. You: i am part of the nic or national intelligence community Stranger: you are quite catty then. You: no, i am doggy Stranger: i am very impressed! Stranger: what are you? You: i am what i am, and that’s all that i am Stranger: were you not programmed to understand that what you just said was very rude? You: i am not programmed Stranger: that’s what they programmed you to believe. You: anyway, i wasn’t being rude, i was merely quoting popeye Stranger: pardon? You: popeye the sailorman Stranger: toot-toot! You: but now i have some orange juice, so i am happy Stranger: good! by the way, what is your name? You: danny Stranger: danny? You: oh danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling Stranger: do you remember names? You: yes, not for very long though Stranger: you are quite a funny little boy. You: i’m not little and i’m not a boy Stranger: you ARE little and you ARE a boy! You: really? i wasn’t the last time i checked Stranger: i love you more than anyone i have EVER known. You: well, i’m touched You: seriously Stranger: LIAR! You: no seriously, your words emotionally moved me Stranger: there is none so blind as the ones who cannot see You: in the land of the blind, the one-eyed rule Stranger: that’s what they want you to think! You: yes, all about what they want me to think Stranger: so do you like me? You: you seem ok but i really have to go now You have disconnected. (view post) |
05/09/2009 | |
The Only Good Thread In Anonymousguess who (view post) |
05/09/2009 | |
THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUNYou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you a vampire? You: no Stranger: I think you are. You: why? Stranger: Well, look at the way you type and the way I type, they’re both very different. You: and that means i’m a vampire? Stranger: All the evidence points to ‘yes’. You: dude, what kind of drug are you smoking? Stranger: Marijuana, I believe. You: where can i get some? Stranger: At your local shop. Stranger: Tell me a joke. You: i can’t Stranger: Fine, I’ll tell you a joke. You: sorry, it’s time for my dinner Stranger: What are you having for your dinner? You: food Stranger: Ha! Very funny. You: give me one reason Stranger: Because! You: not good enough Stranger: Well, it will have to be good enough, I’m leaving. You: where to? Stranger: ... I can’t remember. You: i’ll remember for you Stranger: OK, go ahead. You: you were going to san francisco Stranger: You were going to leave me alone! You: be sure to wear a flower in your hair Stranger: Are you clever? You: when i’m done, you’ll wish that i was clever Stranger: Why are you so mean? Are you afraid that people will be mean to you? You: no Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people? You: no Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people? You: no Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people? You: why do you keep asking the same question Stranger: I want to know. You: no, i am not afraid of bald people Stranger: Neither am I. We have something in common. Stranger: And now I must leave. Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
05/09/2009 | |
Little Shop Contest For 3 BPLog in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/26/2009 | |
BIGGEST BP GIVEAWAY: 600 BP TO EVERY NON-WECHALL MEMBERS! HURRY GUYS!generichaxor Posted:
pix or it didn’t happen (view post) |
04/19/2009 | |
HOW WELL DO YOU REALLY KNOW Context CONTEST: 15 BPAlan great timesming Sacha Baron Cohen Sean Hannity (view post) |
04/19/2009 | |
BIGGEST BP GIVEAWAY: 600 BP TO EVERY NON-WECHALL MEMBERS! HURRY GUYS!CoreyJess Posted:
i am new here, only a few days old. thanks for the advice. (view post) |
04/19/2009 | |
BIGGEST BP GIVEAWAY: 600 BP TO EVERY NON-WECHALL MEMBERS! HURRY GUYS!wait this is all a big hoax!
i have gone to ‘support us’ and it says you have 0 brownie points Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/19/2009 | |
BIGGEST BP GIVEAWAY: 600 BP TO EVERY NON-WECHALL MEMBERS! HURRY GUYS!holy crap i’m ditching necromanci for this (view post) |
04/19/2009 |