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Ok, so here’s a little story. I once woke up and it turns out that my mum forgot to turn on the gravity, so i floated over to the switch, turned it on and got ready for school. My mum was pretty surprised I was wearing that new skin she bought me for my birthday, I told her I had finally grown into it. So i carried on, and I noticed that a tree that was usually on one side of the street was on the other. I went to investigate when superman told me to stay away because there were many crabs eating grbum there. I carried on anyway and saw that there was a new inter dimensional portal there, I went through it and found myself in an inter dimensional cafe, where I bought some toast and pineapple juice. Little did I know that the toast was actually shaved curtains, so I got a refund and carried on to school. Through many bizarre and unforeseen events, by the time i got to school I only had one eye and my lower lip left in workable condition. I went home because I was sure this constituted a day off, so I phoned my friend (You may be wondering how I did that with only one eye and a lower lip, but I am very determined) and told him (Through our own secret language we had developed for just this situation) that I couldn’t get into school today, and to tell the teachers that I was mortally wounded. Then I wondered why he was even home at this time, I asked him and he said.

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